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*stares at you with silly lil autism eyes*

Angel eyes ⚡

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"You really think imma remember the name of a PORN demon?? That's actually hilarious.. anyways Molly? Yeah, she's with us...too bad you're A SINNER!" he starts laughing like an asshole, as he always does..⚡

Hey there hot stuff, you know Molly, my sister right, where is she? i wanna say hello to her

"Who..? Wait a sec-arent you that one pornstar?? Angle crust or somethin'?⚡"

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So do you still chat with your actual kids? You know seth cain and abel and your daughters as well?

"Yeah, I chat em' up, see how they're doin'.. Cain is not here..though...⚡"

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"Adam can I get your opinion on something? Should I play bass guitar or drums?"

"Well uh, guitars are more epic..so you should give the bass guitar a try!⚡"

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YOU V CANADA'S GOOSES who wins?

"Bold of you to assume I'd fight the geese..I'm obviously sharing my foot long sub with these bitch ass geese!!⚡"

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Sorry if this is a bit personal, but did anything happen between you and Eve in the past? Like, what happened between you two after you ascended to Heaven?

"Well uh...I guess we just kinda..fell off and found new people..⚡"

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Hey there hot stuff, you know Molly, my sister right, where is she? i wanna say hello to her

"Who..? Wait a sec-arent you that one pornstar?? Angle crust or somethin'?⚡"

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*eats the cat*

"Why the FUCK would you do that?! Shame on you!⚡"

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Have a goose 🫵🏼

"Nice try, trickster..but that's a pussy cat..a cute one too..⚡"

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Sup Adam!

favourite musicals? I only ask as I’m currently hyperfixated on beetlejuice and school of rock

"Oh gosh, what a coincidence because those are actually my favorite musicals too! I mean, I also like the Mean Girls one..⚡"

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Hey D!ckMaster, I found this thing in the trash...

I took away its knife atleast :)

Can I keep it :D?

"You actually like..want that ugly thing..? Go ahead, take that..roach looking fuckerr..⚡"

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cats

"Oh. My. Holy. Shit balls. YOUR CATS ARE SOOO ADORABLE!! LET ME FUCKIN PET THEM, TELL THEM I SAID THEIR GOOD KITTIES!!⚡"

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"E...!!!⚡"

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FREE DAILY CLICK TO HELP

https://arab.org/click-to-help/palestine

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u helped make Andrew tate didn't u?

"Who in the hell is that..??⚡"

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"Oh great.. Sera..can we just chillax for once, why does she have to be in our asses all the time?!" He sighed and rolled his eyes in annoyance "It better not be that Chalice girl or..whatever-"⚡

“Hey I miss you love” she wraps her arms around him and kisses his check gently.

"Oh hey, Lute! I missed ya too..how was your day?⚡"

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This you?

"Maybe..heehee...⚡"