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merry christmas from the admin of this blog! i know i’m not the most active ask blog out there, but still, i appreciate you visiting and i hope some responses from al can bring a smile to your face 🫶🫶 ⌗💬

thankfully, crown does offer me a generous salary. though i can’t say i’m familiar with a ‘#3! 7#!’ is it something wickedly naughty? ⌗🪞

merry christmas 🎄🎄 ⌗🪞

and you too, rice. there’s nothing quite like a stroke of good luck ⌗🪞

joyous festivities and merry tarts ⌗🪞

ribbons happen to be very versatile. they can wrap and bind anything with a nice little bow. maybe i can’t promise an eternity, but would you want me to wrap myself in ribbons and appear at your doorstep? ⌗🪞

yes, yes, i know you love me very much, elbie. and i also implore you not to taxidermy my “friends” and whatnot, thank you.

but come to think of it, i don’t think we’ve really spent christmas together before. i’ll think about it for sure.

…merry christmas, and may next year be not as bad ⌗🪞

my phone couldn’t screenshot the rest of the message, but to the admin of the elbie ask blog, merry christmas! 🥹🫶 ⌗💬

well aren’t you a most generous kitty cat, liam, i’d expect nothing less! merry christmas 🎄

you’re always free to invite me. the games we play just keep getting more fun indeed ⌗🪞

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Alfons i miss you

“ how very moving of you, dear. would you like a hug? for me to warm your lips? or something…even more fun? ” ⌗🪞

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Would you be interested in some deep sea diving?

“ for my own— sorry, my apologies, i meant asking for a friend: are there sharks or other sea creatures of a similar nature in there? ” ⌗🪞

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Cookie? 🍪

(alfons eats the entire cookie you give in a single bite.) ⌗🪞

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Alfons have you ever made out with elbert? (Or considered doing so

“ good heavens, am i nothing but a walking closet in your eyes?! ” ⌗🪞

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Alfons, why did you stay away from mc for so long. Wouldn’t it have just been easier to give in. And if you were gonna be honest what would you have told her back then. Going through a similar situation with someone rn 🥲

“ if one of us was going to get hurt, i would rather it be me than her. i suppose that’s the ‘truth’ at the end of the day, though i’m not sure i would reveal that so openly so she wouldn’t feel guilty…

so? did i move you? or inspire you as to what action you’ll take in your situation? ” ⌗🪞

aa sorry for the late reply! i hope the situation resolves as smoothly as possible ;v; ,, ⌗💬

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“ ahha! writing wishes on a tree so they may come true…is so endearingly foolish.

well, should the mood strike me i will lend an ear. merry christmas. ” ⌗🪞

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How are you doing my rizzlord. Remember me? We went rizzing up gyatts together once. I miss us fanum taxing in ohio. I skibidid in here to ask When are we matching our freaks again?

“ it would be harder to forget you, i’d say. i’m still racking my brain as we speak trying to crack your code.

so comes the question: will this ‘freak’ of yours be enough to make up for this very arduous labor? ” ⌗🪞

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What is the weirdest thing, where Elbert asked if it's beautiful? Was it a pebble? Or something else?

“ oh, it seems the pebble story has made its rounds. well, it was bound to happen. word spreads like wildfire sometimes.

other than that, he has once asked whether roger’s glasses were beautiful.

i thought his sense for beauty was truly a step away from oblivion, but it turns out he was joking. so in the end, maybe it was me who underestimated him? ” ⌗🪞

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Would you like to eat cocoa powder with me? :)

“ give me a time and place, dear. as long as it’s not near any cats. ” ⌗🪞

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“ and now that mun is done with this event and i successfully managed to prevent another one of elbie’s to-be collecting spree, i will answer more asks.

…goodness, why so caught up in the past? i’m hardly the sentimental type. ” ⌗🪞

whew…

if you participated, good job on the event!

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Alfons,

I’m picky when it comes to my tea choice. I usually prefer a chai blend or even sweet peach tea, but I want to try others as well…do you have any teas you recommend?

“ have you considered butterfly pea tea, by any chance? if you also happen to have lemon juice, a few drops will change the color. oh, but if you want to prank someone into thinking the tea is some shady poison, try baking soda or saffron.

i promise you won’t be disappointed. i know from experience 😉 ” ⌗🪞

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Boo!!!

Did i scared you? Happy halloween day! 🎃🎃🎃

“ as much as a cat could scare me, i’d say. you do remind me a bit of a playful cat.

but happy halloween. and in all good fun, may you have a most spooky night 🎃 ” ⌗🪞

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Alfons help! I'm in big trouble! I can't stop looking at Roger's titties! I keep getting distracted by them. >:[

“ …and here lies a very fitting message for this very spooky day 🎃 ” ⌗🪞

happy halloween, guys! ⌗💬

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by all means, please boop me as much as you’d like.

the more cats, the better ⭐︎

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There is a spider on the wall and I’m about to actually move out of my house bcus there is no way I’m touching that thing 😔😭😭

“ heavens, you poor robin, if you were to move out, where do you plan to go?

there is a room behind the pub you could stay at for less than a fancy penny perhaps, but i would not suggest living there.

a spider is like free pest control as well. that is also a truth, if you want to believe it. ” ⌗🪞

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I sent you a letter that's all doodled hearts and kissy marks<3

“ it’s very darling indeed, though i feel those kiss marks are much better suited somewhere other than a letter, wouldn’t you say? ” ⌗🪞

i know im very on and off here bhfjshfds so really, ty everyone for the patience! i hope you enjoy the responses! ⌗💬