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Fire song 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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🥰

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…

Again, I earn to reach this leave of peace—-

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😘🫂

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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You did cheat though?? With Theodosia??

(Mb autocorrect earlier)

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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You already got your revenge by chest after 😒

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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You can be my puppy 😉

Maybe don’t chew on my bones though

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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You cheated on me too???

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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Harlot. I can swim.🖕

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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…

So you forgot the “saving” part 😒

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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Please 🙏 I just did what you told me 😞

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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I get why damsels are in distress now. I too would like someone to sweep me off my feet and save me 🫩

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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I earn to reach this level of peace.

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Every minute I’m not alone I lose a brain cell trying to do the mental gymnastics of everyone around me to get to whatever fucked up conclusion they got to.

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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….why are you like this???

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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Then you better not be dueling 😒

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

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IM GOING TO START SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER BRITISH OFFICER IF YOU KEEP GETTING SHOT IN DUELS 😡

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.