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NOTHING SAYS CAMP FUN LIKE A SPORTS DAY

Role: Sports Coach

Blog: @ask-borax

I adore this design, and he has been added!

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Don't turn me into a slime???

what instead of 'the lorax' it was 'the borax' and the onceler made slime with him and sold it instead of thneeds

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Aren't you supposed be vegan ?

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It better be protein rich

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Hi I'm also here

For the food

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And I'm doing great, I went surfing with beanpole not too long ago, I'll post pictures later hehe

I AM THE BUFF LORAX, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BORAX

I SPEAK FOR THE TREES

CHOP THEM DOWN AND ILL BREAK YOUR KNEES

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How are you doing my fellow guardian of the forest

I AM THE BUFF LORAX, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BORAX

I SPEAK FOR THE TREES

CHOP THEM DOWN AND ILL BREAK YOUR KNEES

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If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

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Hello Lorax~

I AM THE BUFF LORAX, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BORAX

I SPEAK FOR THE TREES

CHOP THEM DOWN AND ILL BREAK YOUR KNEES

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@naiacs

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Yes yes I'm gorgeous, tell me 'bout it~

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borax. have u EVER broken the fourth wall because ur so strong? along with your mental strength

"Haha, Yes I do break the fourth wall quite often, it's one of the powers I gained with my strength. You don't have to be very strong to break it, the tricky part is finding it. Lucky for me I had all the time in the world to notice it."

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"As for my mental strength... I'm afraid it's lacking compared to the physical one..."

Before you go, cuco obsessed child, please don't look for the fourth wall of you're not ready to face the reality if your worthless existence.

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So,

What's the tea sis

My babygirl @ask-borax

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*beats the heck outta you*

Sorry sweets but it's one of Gods biggest jokes that I'm unable to die

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That's good to hear!

If you're ever in need of a spotter or a body guard you can count on me, kiddo

Sorry for kidnappimg you, no hard feelings?

~Borax

Ragdoll Scott: N...No hard f-feelings....

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"Th-the smell... of protein shakes and sweat..."

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OPEN UP, FBI!! NO NEGOTIATION, WE'RE GONNA SHOOT!!

Go on

See what happens