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Carl! You have accent, hm?

I have a Canadian accent..

Some people say I have more of a French accent.

People are weird..

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ask-2p-spyartie replied to your post: It’s almost my birthday….

Oh! I can use this as an excuse as to why I?m in your apartment by saying: “surprise Birthday Party!”

I will kick you out of my appartment if you break anything.

You are allowed to enter.

Don't. Break. ANYTHING. 

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ask-ming-the-train-hacker replied to your post: ask-ming-the-train-hacker replied to your post:...

Pft. On my birthday all I do is just pretend I’m sick and not go to college, because I’m not going all the way to Manhattan just for college on my fucking birthday. Yeah..I don’t do much on my birthday except for that. Well, maybe you could ask your boss for a raise on your birthday

Wow. Lucky you, still going to college and all... But anyway, a raise would be nice, I mean... It's also on Valentines day so.......Yeah. A raise.

He better give me a fucking raise on that day, almost everyone gives me a fucking card with 50 cents in it.. 

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Happy early birthday too you, sorry I have no present cause I need the money for food. :T

It’s almost my birthday….

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ask-ming-the-train-hacker replied to your post: It’s almost my birthday….

Happy early birthday. Maybe you’ll get paid double from your job? :I

Ugh. My birthday... Jesus Christ....

And

I hope so. I NEED the money. I'm almost broke..

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It's almost my birthday....

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ask-2p-spyartie replied to your post: well, it is also known as your apartment :3

That, I’m afriad, is classified and top secret information. Now, if we could please enter your room designed as a residence and generally located in a building occupied by more than one household, I’ll be very happy.

If you're here to see if I am carring drugs and shit, I promise you that I ain't.

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What part of New York are you in?

Manhattan. (￢ - ￢)

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well, it is also known as your apartment :3

My apartment?  (￣∩￣#)

My apartment isn't much of a place to be in, it's just a normal place you can get if you can pay the rent...

But if you think people coming over every morning to drop off some food for you because they know your poor and don't have enough money for food is nice... Then my apartment building is the place you could stay in...

Now my question...

WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO GO TO MY APARTMENT?! (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

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*DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE THE POLICE ARE AFTER US -has bags of money from the heist- HERE'S YOUR SHARE -throws him a bag o moolah-

Oh wow money, enough to pay the rent as well.........

Okay fine.

/drivesawaylikethespeedoflight/

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Back then I looked a bit more......Presentable.....

I was in college for only 2 years and then I flunked out...

Yeah.

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Can we see a full picture of the profile pic, admin?

(( 

I'm sorry it sucks. ))

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Do you know when's the next train~?

No. (ಠ_ಠ)

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I am not helping you escape the cops

And I have no idea where the fuck the end of the world is.

Don't ask me those questions ever again

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Ask box is open for business.

Fill it.

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I mean, there basically the best thing I ever learned off.