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[ask-cortado]

Pay up with some bones or get out

I will hit you with my tail for living in my cupboard and not paying rent, pay up, it's the only way I can keep the health inspector off my ass for having a dog.

- @ask-cortado

Fine fine i’ll pay up

Changed my mind NUH UH

[ask-cortado]

Don't call your medic a weirdo if you know what's good for ya :)

Yall, I was just standing like this in my office eating sugar cubes for old times sake and @narancia-answers walked in-

Like what do I do-

Bro might have thought I was eating compressed coke or something

[ask-cortado]

Borrowed without a return date

And Secco is my bestie boo 😊😊😊😊😊

Just a silly lil boy 😊😊😊😊😊

Yall, I was just standing like this in my office eating sugar cubes for old times sake and @narancia-answers walked in-

Like what do I do-

Bro might have thought I was eating compressed coke or something

[ask-cortado]

I borrowed them from Secco last time I visited 😋😋😋

Yall, I was just standing like this in my office eating sugar cubes for old times sake and @narancia-answers walked in-

Like what do I do-

Bro might have thought I was eating compressed coke or something

[ask-cortado]

Mhkay

Yall, I was just standing like this in my office eating sugar cubes for old times sake and @narancia-answers walked in-

Like what do I do-

Bro might have thought I was eating compressed coke or something

[ask-cortado]

Thank you :D

But

If you suffer from any of the following from this list because of the sugar...then uhh.....go to Cioccolata or something, I can't be arsed right now to do medical stuff

Headaches, difficulty in breathing, heavy breathing, sweating, a terrible feeling in your gut, a need for milk, being short, a need for water, a spicy burning sensation in your throat that worsens over time, possible spontaneous human combustion, possibly a growth in both pinkie toes, a new liking of swiss cheese, migraines, bone weakness, dyslexia, seizures, hallucinations, vomiting, sore throat, yellow vomit, a sudden knowledge of the forbidden world, cysts, emphysema, OCD, ADHD, schizophrenia, liver failure, urinary tract infection, PTSD, an undying hatred of children, an addiction to cats, megalomania, sadomasochism, sociopathy, psychopathy and a liking of dogs.

Yall, I was just standing like this in my office eating sugar cubes for old times sake and @narancia-answers walked in-

Like what do I do-

Bro might have thought I was eating compressed coke or something

[ask-cortado]

Okay just take them all 😭

Please don't tell Bucciarati I did coke 🙏🙏🙏

Yall, I was just standing like this in my office eating sugar cubes for old times sake and @narancia-answers walked in-

Like what do I do-

Bro might have thought I was eating compressed coke or something

[ask-cortado]

Yall, I was just standing like this in my office eating sugar cubes for old times sake and @narancia-answers walked in-

Like what do I do-

Bro might have thought I was eating compressed coke or something

[ask-cortado]

Ooc

I just spent ages on this dumbass drawing for my first real digital thing and I hate it

Like no

[ask-cortado]

Rate my boring ass office (boss gimme a new place)

[ask-cortado]

Eh, I can't remember the name of the persons number I was told to delete, but, uh, don't tell anyone I told you this, Risotto Nero from La Squadra told me to delete it. He seems quite serious about it.

Also, set a reminder for Thursday at 6pm, thank you.

I stole Mista's phone

I need help with what the password would be, any guesses?

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Not until you tell me your password, uhh, an anonymous higher up I am also a medic for wants me to delete a phone number you have.

Also I want to put a reminder on your phone because you always forget to come to check ups.

I stole Mista's phone

I need help with what the password would be, any guesses?

[ask-cortado]

Hey uhm i found some food in a draw in here so imma just take that and leave if you don’t mind

NO!!!!

THOSE ARE MY CHOCOLATES I STOLE FROM NARANCIA-!

[ask-cortado]

It didn't work >:(

I stole Mista's phone

I need help with what the password would be, any guesses?

[ask-cortado]

I stole Mista's phone

I need help with what the password would be, any guesses?

[ask-cortado]

OH YEAH...UHHHHHH

MY STAND CAN MAKE YOU A TINY TAIL OF BONE, SO FIVE LIMBS!!!!!!

DOC, QUICKLY, I NEED A NEW LIMB OR SOMETHING. LIKE A THIRD ARM

@ask-crappy-mista

WHY DO YOU NEED A NEW ARMMMM?!?!?!?!?

[ask-cortado]

DOC, QUICKLY, I NEED A NEW LIMB OR SOMETHING. LIKE A THIRD ARM

@ask-crappy-mista

WHY DO YOU NEED A NEW ARMMMM?!?!?!?!?