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What is your relationship with gooey? How are you two doing rn?

Kaiden: We have a good relationship now. Gooey’s been teaching me how to better fit in. As for how we are for doing-

Gooey: We just got back from a really cool party!

K:… I just stayed in the corner… but it was still fun.

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Dark Matter:

Ever since you and Zero were defeated by Kirby, what have you two been doing since he defeated you both?

Kaiden: I’m pretty sure Zero is still dead.

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Do you know someone called Dark Nebula? If yes, Do you know how did they end up sealed in a chest?

Kaiden: Don’t really recall that name. 

Gooey: Didn’t Daroach say something about it. 

Kaiden: Ah, yes...Daroach.

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DMS: I have decided that my name is Kaiden.

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You don’t have a mouth or anything, but can you eat?

DMS: I have one, it just comes out when I’m hungry.

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So, not counting 02's band-aid, why are you the only member of Dark Matter with any clothes? While most are just an eyeball with multiple appendages, you have a cloak, some armor, and a visor. (also, hi Gooey!)

DMS: I just copied some other knights that that I had seen ages ago... I like the look.

Gooey: Also hi back.

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PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*  

Hey guys,  I am asking for help getting through this month and I desperately need your help to get groceries and keep my water and electricity on. My son and I haven’t been able to get enough formula we were declined WIC and I’ve been rationing milk and rice so I really could use help getting food for kahlil.

I’ve been struggling a lot these past few months and I have regularly skipped on eating (often for several days in a row) to try and make ends meet due to losing my job at the salon, I have struggled with bill payments and getting groceries/household supplies with absolutely no income, I could use anyone and everyone’s help in boosting/donating to my post so that I won’t lose him to social services. I have to have food in the house and utilities turned on by the end of this week or my parental status will be revoked.

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just $1, it would literally save my life and sharing definitely helps just as much a donations and nobody has to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, thank you.💖

                                  PayPal or CashApp

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Are you dead? (hope all's well)

Nope just don’t get a lot of asks

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Happy late birthday! -*Throws a grapefruit at you*-

DMS: Um...thanks. *picks up grapefruit and puts it in their cloak* I’ll eat it later.

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DMS: How in the world I did miss my own birthday?

Gooey: You can still celebrate it.

DMS: I suppose you’re right.

Seeing all these posts for Marx’s birthday but y’all are sleeping on another very valid birthday boy

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so how bout more independent pieces of dark matter that help kirby out, eh?

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How are you still alive funky eyeball

D.M.S.: I’m not quite sure. It felt like I blacked out or something.

Gooey: Kirby and I just kind of found them in the woods one day. They where pretty scared when they first woke up and they tried to fight us. Things are better now, but we’re trying to figure out what happened.

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What is your favorite thing to do !

D.S.M.: It’s the time I spend with my brother I find most enjoyable.

Gooey: Aww, thanks. You too.

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DMS: Ask me something cowered.

Gooey: Be nice!

DMS: I will when they ask me something.