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"I used to have hoop dreams until I found out there were OTHER ways to score ‼️
If you're gonna be my BITCH ‼️‼️ You HAVE to be obedient, you CANNOT be a whore ⁉️"
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nooo it's a drink. does that not exist yet? you should invent it
"Hm... inventing a drink could get me money... and fame...
Alright! If you tell me how to make it, I'll even split my profits with you! It's a win-win."
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Do you like Dr. Pepper?
"Who is doctor Pepper? I don't visit a lot of doctors."
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fineee you win. Are you sure you don't want the money tho?
"No, I'll be taking those."
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*puts a suspicious trail of money in front of him that leads around the corner (definitely not to a trap)* Come kitty kitty kitty, follow the moneyyy
"Don't patronize me. I'm not an idiot."
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"Hate kids. They'll be like, 'i can count to 20! 1... 2... 5' and you have to go wowww Maria, that's so good. You're so smart. Anything else and you're suddenly the worst person to ever exist."
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"Sittinf on warm rocks 🤤"
#well uh. oh dear. how do I say this#It kinda looks like you're enjoying the rock a little too much. Like you're getting more satisfaction then just a warm place to sit#<- “...Fuck you! I'm not a weirdo!”
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"I don't want any of your shitty sandwich.
........
Then again, I could use a little... fine. Whatever. I'm getting you back for this."
"Sittinf on warm rocks 🤤"
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"Sittinf on warm rocks 🤤"
#sir. are you sure you want to use that emoji#diego do you have any idea how this looks#< “I use whatever bloody emojis I want! What's wrong with the post?”
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"No! Hot Pants already did this to me last time! Neither!"
"Sittinf on warm rocks 🤤"
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"Yeah. Final answer."
"Pop quiz, everyone.
What do you call... 'a state in which one's thoughts and feelings seem unreal or not to belong to oneself, or in which one loses all sense of identity'?"
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"...Yeah. I am, too."
Diego lowered his hat slightly so his eyes were less visible. He couldn't do this for much longer. The blond didn't even bother smiling as he waved.
"Pardon me, I've got some business to take care of. Tell Tim I said hi if you see him by chance."
A woman approaches, far less somber than she had been before when she approached the odd but ultimately sweet Mrs robinson. She had taken tying her curly hair back and out of her face, though it did little to hide that she was still worried about something.
"Excuse me, dear. Do you have a momemt?"
Diego's eyebrows furrowed, tempted to tell the woman he was busy and not interested in whatever she was about to say. He wasn't in a particularly good mood, but something about the lady's concerned expression made him hold back his tongue.
"I do," He answered, crossing his arms. "Although, I'm a busy man, so I'd make this quick."
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