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ask-discord34
Discord's Chaotic blog of Chaos
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ask-discord34 · 7 hours ago
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ask-discord34 · 7 hours ago
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"I agree with you and Ralph, people should just go away" ~Chaos is magic
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ask-discord34 · 7 hours ago
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Had a long talk with Hux today.
All about how BIG the galaxy is, you know? And how many planets and stars there are. And how there are so many beings scattered upon those countless planets surrounding those countless stars.
It really makes one feel small, doesn't it? Like anything an individual does - good or bad, right or wrong - is just so tiny and insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
Which is why it's only logical that he should forgive me for taking the only juna berry muffin from the box of assorted pastries at today's morning meeting.
Like, come on. If he'd really wanted it, he should have called claimsies.
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ask-discord34 · 8 hours ago
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1940s papier mache Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin candy buckets.
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ask-discord34 · 8 hours ago
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pinky finger implies the existence of a twi finger, dash finger, fluttershy finger, etc
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ask-discord34 · 8 hours ago
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"Hello everycreature, your favorite draconequus is back, send in those asks" ~Chaos is magic
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ask-discord34 · 8 hours ago
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Stay proud, fellow Pride Knights!
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ask-discord34 · 19 hours ago
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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ask-discord34 · 19 hours ago
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ask-discord34 · 1 day ago
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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 
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ask-discord34 · 3 days ago
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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
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ask-discord34 · 3 days ago
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Attention Officalverse: I have decided to leave the Officalverse as I'm no longer interested in it. I did enjoy my time, and will understand if you decide to unfollow this blog. I'm not sure what I'll turn this into right not. ~The Mod Speaketh
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ask-discord34 · 3 days ago
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I don't care about gender, it doesn't matter to me. Being Pansexual has it's perks. ~The Mod Speaketh
"People don't know gender anymore" -- my mother
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ask-discord34 · 3 days ago
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"I can assure them, they won't get any dates if they do not bathe. Personal hygiene is very important to todays women"
I hate being fourteen. These two manwhores in my class will not stop yelling about gooning to femboys. one of them was like "would you date a 6'2 girl" and guy #2 was like "oh hell no" and guy #1 was like "you climb the tallest trees to get the sweetest fruit". Not joking right now. istg they need to SHUT THE FUCK UP
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ask-discord34 · 3 days ago
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ask-discord34 · 3 days ago
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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 
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ask-discord34 · 3 days ago
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quick reminder that my own lesbian-nonbinary-ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.
and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈
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