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[ask-evil-npc-grian]

I hope the next modern house you make is the best one you've made thus far!

Oh, thank you! I hope you have a good time pursuing your own goals!

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

We definitely could try. Let me know if you ever think of something we could build that uses both our styles.

Our purposes may be different, but it’s nice that we both have the same love for building.

How have you been doing, 'evil' me?

- @ask-npc-grian

I have been doing excellently. Would you like to see my most recent modern house? It has lots of glass, ice, and quartz. I am quite proud of it.

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

It does look good; you’ve somehow made the different colors work well together. I can definitely see that you’ve had a lot of practice with that.

It might not be my style, but it certainly has personality, and it’s good that you have fun doing it.

How have you been doing, 'evil' me?

- @ask-npc-grian

I have been doing excellently. Would you like to see my most recent modern house? It has lots of glass, ice, and quartz. I am quite proud of it.

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

Thank you. Would you like to show me yours, now? I am interested to see how you’ve used the new blocks.

How have you been doing, 'evil' me?

- @ask-npc-grian

I have been doing excellently. Would you like to see my most recent modern house? It has lots of glass, ice, and quartz. I am quite proud of it.

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

Thank you. I do put a lot of work into these houses. I suppose you’d know that; I am sure you do the same with yours.

My favorite part is the windows, I think. I like the natural lighting and how easily you can look out and enjoy the scenery. The house might not be incorporated into nature itself, but you can still enjoy it from inside.

How have you been doing, 'evil' me?

- @ask-npc-grian

I have been doing excellently. Would you like to see my most recent modern house? It has lots of glass, ice, and quartz. I am quite proud of it.

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

Thank you! The same goes to you.

And I suppose since you are letting me show you my house, you can show me one of yours if you’d like.

Here we are! This is the house. It is not completely devoid of plants, see; there is a nice hedge made with bushes, and there are some potted plants inside.

How have you been doing, 'evil' me?

- @ask-npc-grian

I have been doing excellently. Would you like to see my most recent modern house? It has lots of glass, ice, and quartz. I am quite proud of it.

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

How have you been doing, 'evil' me?

- @ask-npc-grian

I have been doing excellently. Would you like to see my most recent modern house? It has lots of glass, ice, and quartz. I am quite proud of it.

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

How well can you stand the cold of winter?

Winter is cold?

…What is winter?

Cold can be nice. Snow is a great block for making modern houses with, and ice can be good for frosted windows!

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

… Fine.

You don’t deserve them, anyway, if you can’t appreciate them.

I have modern house materials if you want any!

- @ask-evil-npc-grian

... No.

You can keep those.

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

I don’t know what I am…

You have a demon tail? Why am I the evil one?????

@ask-evil-npc-grian

Don't ask me! I just have the tail!

Do you happen to be a demon? Maybe you'll get one too!

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

I heard that.

SSSIIGGGHHHHH....

Well is there anything ELSE we could set on fire?? I WOULD have done it to the trees but someone beat us to it 😕

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A camp fire! It's that simple! A campfire!

Or some modern houses wait who said that what.

There's so many other things you could do!

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

I could ask you the same question!

I won’t, though. You don’t seem to like modern houses.

Can I get a tutorial on modern houses?

Hah! No.

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

I’ll give one.

Can I get a tutorial on modern houses?

Hah! No.

[ask-evil-npc-grian]

Hello World.

I’m Evil NPC Grian. I’m not from the timeline most of you are from. What timeline am I from? How should I know? I don’t care about timelines, and have no memory of coming into existence. I don’t even know why I have “evil” I my name; I’m not evil.

What I do know is that I have a purpose, and that purpose is to create modern houses, and convince others to do the same. My least favorite type of houses are rustic houses; they look too old, in my opinion. And why would you have a house full of nature? The point of a house is to not be in nature. That’s why modern houses are the best; you can enjoy light and beautiful views, with the added bonus of cleanliness and freedom from the nature that exists everywhere outside.

OOC:

I am not Grian, nor associated with him in any way. This blog (inspired by ask-npc-grian, of course) is very much a joke and probably won’t be used that much. Just having a bit of silly fun :D

Therefore, this character will probably not be involved in any lore. But if you wanna try, feel free! Otherwise check out NPC Grian’s blog; it’s pretty cool.

(Actually, check out all of the ask blogs. They’re all great with amazing stories. I run one other blog, but won’t say which :D )

Don’t be weird in asks; I’ll block you.

Yes, I drew the pfp and banner myself in about 5 minutes. I’m lazy, lol. They might be changed later

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