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Princess and the Pauper it is!

[for some reason you can tell Xichun was recently crying despite you not seeing her all day]

@paintingofaspringsolstice Xichun....? Xichun what's wrong? Do you need anything? Tea? Blankie? Hug?

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Strane. I don't think my body has aged either...

Or rather, decayed? Should I be decaying?

A’ight. I got a jar of pills here. Each one has a different magical effect. You can only take one, and when you do, someone in your life will immediately know.

The Red pill is simple. You take it and get $100,000 in cold hard cash. You’ll have to find it though. It’ll be in a briefcase hidden somewhere in the Corridors. If you don’t find it within the week, the janitors will make off with it.

The Orange pill is a magical healing pill. Any ache, any pain, any health defect will be instantly fixed. Your lifespan will lengthen by fifty years easily. But, you won’t show signs of aging anymore, so the Company might try to experiment on you (more than they already probably do).

The Green pill is a little more complicated. You’ll gain the powers and memories from a playable character from the last game you played. But, their archnemesis will also appear in the City and start chasing Limbus Company. You’ll be expected to either fight them or hash things out with words.

Don’t wanna be a hero? Take the Blue pill. You gain the abilities of any antagonist from any game you’ve ever played. But, if you do, Fixers, Syndicates and even the Head will try to stop you whenever you use your powers for selfish gains. And don’t even think about pulling a Maruki.

If that’s all too much though you can try the Purple pill. This pill will give you a psychic connection with geniuses from across dimensions. But whenever you talk, you’ll always have to speak in the third person, and if you do something embarrassing they’ll all make fun of you.

Finally there’s the Pink pill. This one gives you a month long vacation to any place real or fictional with your busmates. There’s no caveat except that your meals aren’t covered, so you'll have to figure out how to stretch your cash. Also, time won’t pass in the City, so you can't use it to get out of someone's turn.

So, which will you choose?

I've had these pills in my office for some time...unsure of which one to take.

I could simply take them all, but I fear that would lead to side effects.

Hm...

Anons of the void, I beesech you! Which one do I take?

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ARTFIGHT 2025 LETS GO!!!!!!!!

My artfight is HERE

No one is safe I am going to find you (and draw art for you)

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What is your favorite Barbie movie? I have all of them.

I also have the Diamond and Pearl Pokemon movie trilogy

[for some reason you can tell Xichun was recently crying despite you not seeing her all day]

@paintingofaspringsolstice Xichun....? Xichun what's wrong? Do you need anything? Tea? Blankie? Hug?

[ask-executive-manager-jane-doe]

Thank you! What's your favorite barbie movie?

[for some reason you can tell Xichun was recently crying despite you not seeing her all day]

@paintingofaspringsolstice Xichun....? Xichun what's wrong? Do you need anything? Tea? Blankie? Hug?

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It is important that my sinners are cared for. Come to my office, please

[for some reason you can tell Xichun was recently crying despite you not seeing her all day]

@paintingofaspringsolstice Xichun....? Xichun what's wrong? Do you need anything? Tea? Blankie? Hug?

[ask-executive-manager-jane-doe]

Play balantro :3

ok

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A’ight. I got a jar of pills here. Each one has a different magical effect. You can only take one, and when you do, someone in your life will immediately know.

The Red pill is simple. You take it and get $100,000 in cold hard cash. You’ll have to find it though. It’ll be in a briefcase hidden somewhere in the Corridors. If you don’t find it within the week, the janitors will make off with it.

The Orange pill is a magical healing pill. Any ache, any pain, any health defect will be instantly fixed. Your lifespan will lengthen by fifty years easily. But, you won’t show signs of aging anymore, so the Company might try to experiment on you (more than they already probably do).

The Green pill is a little more complicated. You’ll gain the powers and memories from a playable character from the last game you played. But, their archnemesis will also appear in the City and start chasing Limbus Company. You’ll be expected to either fight them or hash things out with words.

Don’t wanna be a hero? Take the Blue pill. You gain the abilities of any antagonist from any game you’ve ever played. But, if you do, Fixers, Syndicates and even the Head will try to stop you whenever you use your powers for selfish gains. And don’t even think about pulling a Maruki.

If that’s all too much though you can try the Purple pill. This pill will give you a psychic connection with geniuses from across dimensions. But whenever you talk, you’ll always have to speak in the third person, and if you do something embarrassing they’ll all make fun of you.

Finally there’s the Pink pill. This one gives you a month long vacation to any place real or fictional with your busmates. There’s no caveat except that your meals aren’t covered, so you'll have to figure out how to stretch your cash. Also, time won’t pass in the City, so you can't use it to get out of someone's turn.

So, which will you choose?

I've had these pills in my office for some time...unsure of which one to take.

I could simply take them all, but I fear that would lead to side effects.

Hm...

Anons of the void, I beesech you! Which one do I take?

[ask-executive-manager-jane-doe]

[for some reason you can tell Xichun was recently crying despite you not seeing her all day]

@paintingofaspringsolstice Xichun....? Xichun what's wrong? Do you need anything? Tea? Blankie? Hug?

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time's up

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Oooohhhhh yes I was talking about Penelope!

She's told me many things about her 'wonderful baby boy'. She's very proud of you for becoming a fixer :)

Your mom is very nice, by the way.

Hey. I saw you while I was talking to my mom, right? I wad was talking to mom at the time, so I didn't pay attention much. But I came to say hi. You seem familiar with mom. Are you, like, her friend or something?

~ @the-best-son-ever

I'm not sure if she thinks we're friends, but I'd like us to be! I'm your mother's manager, by the way.

She's told me so much about you! Your URL rings very true!

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The sickly blonde man who is scarecly above his final stagger threshold? Yes, I have been aquainted.

Third round of being cleaned

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eTGHRFIFGHAFHGH CATH-

DULLAHAN!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!

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Ah I see.

Third round of being cleaned

Cleans you cleans you cleans you cleans you cleans you mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem cleans you mlem 👅👅👅slurp slurp mlem 👅👅 slurp mlem cleans you cleans you cleans you mlem mlem mlem mlem 👅👅mlem ssslurp cleans you slurp 👅 cleans you mlem licks your 362th hair follicle cleans you cleans you mlem slurp mlem cleans you slurp mlem mlem slurp👅 slurp mlem mlem cleans you cleans you cleans 👅you mlem cleans you slurp cleans you mlem mlem 👅👅👅👅

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eTGHRFIFGHAFHGH CATH-

DULLAHAN!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!

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How would that work?

Third round of being cleaned

Cleans you cleans you cleans you cleans you cleans you mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem cleans you mlem 👅👅👅slurp slurp mlem 👅👅 slurp mlem cleans you cleans you cleans you mlem mlem mlem mlem 👅👅mlem ssslurp cleans you slurp 👅 cleans you mlem licks your 362th hair follicle cleans you cleans you mlem slurp mlem cleans you slurp mlem mlem slurp👅 slurp mlem mlem cleans you cleans you cleans 👅you mlem cleans you slurp cleans you mlem mlem 👅👅👅👅

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eTGHRFIFGHAFHGH CATH-

DULLAHAN!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!

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Clean...

Third round of being cleaned

Cleans you cleans you cleans you cleans you cleans you mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem cleans you mlem 👅👅👅slurp slurp mlem 👅👅 slurp mlem cleans you cleans you cleans you mlem mlem mlem mlem 👅👅mlem ssslurp cleans you slurp 👅 cleans you mlem licks your 362th hair follicle cleans you cleans you mlem slurp mlem cleans you slurp mlem mlem slurp👅 slurp mlem mlem cleans you cleans you cleans 👅you mlem cleans you slurp cleans you mlem mlem 👅👅👅👅

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eTGHRFIFGHAFHGH CATH-

DULLAHAN!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!

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I know this dream of life is never ending

It goes around and 'round and 'round again

You know the sun is rising while descending

It goes on and on and never ends

Bars. Truth and Real.

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Choo choo train. Take a ticket.

Thank you!