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Blueberries grow on trees?! I..I mean, of course. I’ll make sure they all get planted and cared for right away! Anything to make you happy, ghivashel!

Bilbo and Thorin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

Anon, we’re married. And why would we be sitting in a tree?

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An orchard it is then! What trees would you like to grow? I can get people begin to plant them right away! 

There are different types of trees, right?

Bilbo and Thorin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

Anon, we’re married. And why would we be sitting in a tree?

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What's the weirdest thing that's happened to you as king?

It was hardly the weirdest thing, but I once had a meeting in Gondor with King Aragorn, Boromir, Faramir, ect. High ranking officials and such. I mentioned I was hungry, and, without missing a beat, Boromir replied “Hi hungry, I’m Boromir” and then walked away like it was nothing. We haven’t brought it up since.

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Then of course we would sit in a tree. We can sit in a tree right now if you’d like! I could plant a whole tree garden, er, what are those called? Orchards! I could plant a whole orchard specially for you, if you’d like.

Bilbo and Thorin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

Anon, we’re married. And why would we be sitting in a tree?

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Bilbo and Thorin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

Anon, we’re married. And why would we be sitting in a tree?

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I Made A Visual Aid:

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You are right, ghivashel, I was out of place! I’m sorry, I will watch what I say in future meetings.

A recounting of my last meeting before vacation:

Me, to Thranduil: Why are you an elf?

Bilbo: We’ve been over this, you can’t just ask people why they’re elves

Thranduil: *Still an elf*

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It was a perfectly reasonable question!

A recounting of my last meeting before vacation:

Me, to Thranduil: Why are you an elf?

Bilbo: We’ve been over this, you can’t just ask people why they’re elves

Thranduil: *Still an elf*

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((I am now imagining a raven Thorin with like a fluffy feather "beard" & defensively holding a little Arkenstone in his beak omg blESs you.))

Would you happen to know the whereabouts of my Arkenstone? 

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A recounting of my last meeting before vacation:

Me, to Thranduil: Why are you an elf?

Bilbo: We’ve been over this, you can’t just ask people why they’re elves

Thranduil: *Still an elf*

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I have never associated myself with a bird in any way, I have never thought of myself as a bird, but I suppose if I had to be one I’d be a raven. Seems only fitting.

Hmm, curious 🤔

I think we’ve been looking at the wrong elf...

@thranduilmemeking

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Why do you have horns?

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As you wish! Rohan it is then. I’ll shoulder off my responsibility to Fili Mahal help us all and we can be on our way as soon as possible!

Dearest. I need. A Vacation. Your tired husband

Of course, where do you wish to go?

@bilbo-baggimemes

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Not Jello with whipped cream and berries!

*hiding a smile* I found your Arkenstone. Look over there. *Points to a table where an arkenstone is incased in jello*

WHA- WHAT?! 

Who are you Anon?! How did you get my birthright?! AND WHY IS IT IN JELLO?!

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Of course! Getting away from responsibilities is easy enough, getting away from relatives may be a bit harder... we could go enjoy the gardens of Ithilien, or escape to Ered Luin for a while?

Dearest. I need. A Vacation. Your tired husband

Of course, where do you wish to go?

@bilbo-baggimemes

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With Pippin and Eldarion working together, I am not entirely sure. I certainly wouldn’t put i past them!

*hiding a smile* I found your Arkenstone. Look over there. *Points to a table where an arkenstone is incased in jello*

WHA- WHAT?! 

Who are you Anon?! How did you get my birthright?! AND WHY IS IT IN JELLO?!

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Dearest. I need. A Vacation. Your tired husband

Of course, where do you wish to go?

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