ask-felixneumann

[ask-felixneumann]

There’s…..what?

why are there tongue marks inside the flour jar.

[ask-felixneumann]

Hi mister Neumann! How are you today?? I feel like nobody checks up on you, which is a bummer cuz you're pretty cool to me :3!

I remember Marshall talking a bit about you! He didn't sound as enthusiastic (though maybe it's because I asked him at 7 am...?).

But anyways!! Would you like some brownies and cookies :0?

- @ask-kittysgt

I am-…alright, thank you.

Truthfully I don’t mind the quiet most of the time—but some company every once in a while is nice.

As for the cookies? Why not.

[ask-felixneumann]

It's you!

@ask-sshiratori

(it's a side blog so I had to ask from my main LMAOO)

that is..certainly a interesting comparison to make but..yes, I suppose it is me.

[ask-felixneumann]

You’re so spinkly spungle sponglydoop ❤️

…I don’t know what any of that means.

Thank you?

[ask-felixneumann]

So how was the eater party? I wasn't able to attend due to other things coming up. Hope you guys got the brownies I sent, though.

-Agent Rivera

@brightskyes-nook

It was..eventful. I’m glad I left halfway through…people aren’t exactly my forte.

Regardless, thank you for the brownies.

[ask-felixneumann]

…..

Fine. I’ll do it, what’s the worse that could happen really.

hi, Case.

So how could I tempt you to dress up as the easter bunny at Wood's easter party?

-Agent Skye Rivera

No temptation needed, I'll put Felix in one too. Maybe the Case too!

[ask-felixneumann]

Bunny ears? Really Case? ….as tempting as that offer may be, I’m not too sure I’m interested.

hi, Case.

So how could I tempt you to dress up as the easter bunny at Wood's easter party?

-Agent Skye Rivera

No temptation needed, I'll put Felix in one too. Maybe the Case too!

[ask-felixneumann]

The more the merrier…

Woods said I'm not allowed in the kitchen anymore because of my last little incident with the gasoline and the crispy burger. Can I help you to cook for the Easter stuff though?

- @ask-case

I don’t see why not, but do try not to burn anything down this time.

[ask-felixneumann]

✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis /headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

[ask-felixneumann]

Woods said I'm not allowed in the kitchen anymore because of my last little incident with the gasoline and the crispy burger. Can I help you to cook for the Easter stuff though?

- @ask-case

I don’t see why not, but do try not to burn anything down this time.

[ask-felixneumann]

I’ll certainly be there.

Alright, Easter’s coming up, and I gotta do something with all you shitheads.

We’re having an Easter party at the Rook, 1600 this Sunday. Everyone’s invited, when I say everyone, I fuckin’ mean everyone.

Some ground rules;

1. Everyone brings their own dish. I don’t care what the hell it is, as long as it’s edible and not poisoned.

2. If you fight anybody, I’ll laugh at you if you lose, and kick you out if you win. No buts, no cuts, no coconuts. No killing anyone, either. Save that for after the party.

3. I don’t give a shit if you bring weapons, just keep it to a pistol or knife, no explosives, full or semi-autos, you get the deal. I’d rather my house not be turned into a fucking battleground.

We’ll eat, then have an Easter egg hunt for whoever wants to join outside. Golden egg has a quarter in it, the rest are either grenades or candy, forgot what I shoved in that shit.

[ask-felixneumann]

Hey Felix, Did you have any pets growing up?

Yes actually, I had a cat for some time.

[ask-felixneumann]

I will personally ask for your attention to seek out an audience to learn German and show you how to bake proper brownies.

Also I want you to show the pictures of my trip to the beach.

- @ask-case

Well, I wouldn’t exactly be against doing so perhaps Woods could help.

do show the pictures I’m quite curious.

[ask-felixneumann]

Saw some of the others had joined here, and decided I might as well give it a shot too.

I’m Felix, a member of the rouge black ops.

Ask me anything, and I’ll answer to my best ability.

• Rules & OOC

- open to any asks really just don’t take it too far

- I’ll sign off with 🪽 when ooc

- not guaranteed to be in-character all the time but I’ll try

- They/Them pronouns