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[ask-hank]

A wizard that regularly breaks into the gem shop where magical gemstones are cut from rough stone into their more commonly known sparkly faceted shapes - but he doesn't steal any of them. He sweeps the floor. Bags the stone crumbs and shards and dust he sweeps up. Breaks out again. The goblins who run the gem shop never bother to investigate why the floor just cleans up on its own, they assume that they've got a house elf or something.

So the wizard takes the shards and all, and grinds them all into evenly sized teeny tiny crumbs, and mixes them all together. The magic gemstone chips and crumbs become something new: magic pocket sand. Nobody knows what it'll do to you if he throws it at you. Least of all him.

[ask-hank]

Apologies, I feel both physically and mentally terrible today, I'll be back soon, I may take a couple of days. But keep sending asks and stuff, I'll be happy to get to them when I feel better. Thank you for making this stuff fun! -💜

[ask-hank]

Hank Hill, Strickland Propane. If you have any questions about propane or propane accessories I can offer you some pamphlets or answer directly from the ask inbox.

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[ask-hank]

These beachgoers are asinine, not a single propane grill anywhere. All charcoal and...ugh... electric. Good thing I brought some pamphlets! Heh heh heh.

@ask-daria-morgendorffer

[ask-hank]

hey Hank did you know that yesterday was my girlfriend's birthday?

Did you get her something nice? I got Peggy a new boggle set last year and she hasn't stopped talking about it since.

[ask-hank]

(Steals your propane.) -💰

@the-burglar-from-sims-1

[ask-hank]

hey Hank did you know that i finally have a niece?

Don't let her take over your den.

[ask-hank]

You killed my father. Prepare to die. -😈

@joyer-is-joy

Do you have somewhere to be? Because I wanna know which direction I need to kick your ass in.

[ask-hank]

I don’t have much money for groceries this week. Had to pay my electric bill to keep the lights on. If there’s any chance you’d be willing to help out, I’d appreciate it. I’m a diabetic and need consistent meals which I haven’t been able to get.

[ask-hank]

hey hank do you know that Dale sounds like my uncle Brian?

Who's stealing my voice...

[ask-hank]

Hey Hank wants some Frito pie with wolf brand chili.

Heh heh Must be Friday.

[ask-hank]

hey Hank let Bobby know that i said Happy birthday ok?

Heh heh Sure. I'm sure he'll be happy to hear it.

[ask-hank]

Now listen here, twigboy, propane would make your magic look like a damp dying cigarette, I tell you h'what. Now do I have to kick your ass or are you done being asinine?

The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...

@ask-vaggie

Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.

[ask-hank]

Now gotdangit, Lucifer, propane is the most efficient burning fuel source there is.

The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...

@ask-vaggie

Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.

[ask-hank]

The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...

@ask-vaggie

Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.

[ask-hank]

hey hank i just looked at the calendar and it looks like bobby's birthday is on Tuesday just like my birthday in march

Yup, it's right around the corner. Getting him a new grill.

[ask-hank]

hello there hank my name is Anthony Michael Taylor and i was wondering if you knew what year bobby was born?

My boy was born on August, 13, 1996.