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Merry christmas hilda!

Huh? What’s ‘Christmas’? I don’t think I’ve heard of that before. But um, thanks? Is it similar to the winter festival we have here in Fódlan? Well, um, Merry Christmas? Did I do it right?

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ma'am you are very pretty and I am a multi simp, so I will do anything for you 🥺🥺 please throw me at a wall

H-Huh? Why would I do that?! What’s a ‘multi-simp’? I don’t want to throw you at a wall! That sounds really painful and a lot of work for me. So, there! That’s settled then, you wouldn’t want to get thrown at a wall, I don’t want to throw you at one, so let’s not. But you seem really nice, wanna be friends?

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You have been gifted a piece of moist and fluffy cake with airy and light frosting. There is a note next to it: "Enjoy! ~L"

Oh? Cake? For me? How thoughtful! *picks up the cake and takes a bite* Ooh, this is so delish! Yum! I could eat a million of these if you gave them to me! Thanks for the cake! If you ever want to give me more, you know where to come find me~!

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Ashe Ubert. Member of the Blue Lions house. Pre timeskip ask blog.

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u ever skip class with someone to play around? who's ur favourite and who do you try to avoid

Well, playing around wouldn’t be the right word to use. It sounds like I’m doing something I’m not! But, I usually see Sylvain around even if I don’t hang out with him. But everyone else is just so diligent! No one wants to hang out with me when classes get too boring! But I definitely avoid people like Edelgard and Sir Seteth, they’d both give me an earful if they caught me!

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H-Hewwo? Mistew Obama?

H-Huh? What are you trying to say? Who is this ‘Obama’ person? I don’t know anyone with that name! Um, you might want to check elsewhere. Whoever you’re looking for, they’re not here.

// Hewwo?? HEWWO?! *is shot*

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when you're forced to spar who would you prefer to spar with? I think caspar would let u go easy and still learn something from you

Hmm, that’s a good question! I don’t really like sparring at all though, it makes me all sore and sweaty! But when I do, I like fighting against someone like Lorenz or Ferdinand! They both go easy on me because they’re so much stronger than I am, and I get to see how lances work! It’s a win-win for me!

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*drops a glitter bomb into her hands before fleeing*

Huh?! Wait-! *boom!* *coughs* Achoo! Ugh! There’s glitter everywhere! Great, now I have to clean all of this up! Why did you have to do this to meeeee! Glitter is pretty and all, but it just gets everywhere! Hm, maybe if I got some people to help me, it’ll be easier to clean up! No one would dare leave a delicate flower like me to clean all of this up by myself right? I’m sure there will be people willing to help!

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Hey Hilda, me again. Don't worry, I'm not going to ask for anything this time, I already owe you enough. No, this time I've just come to check up on you as your partner in crime. How are you, Hilda? -Claude

Oh, hi Claude! I’ve been doing great! It’s been a while since you’ve checked on me, doing your rounds as our great and dashing house leader? Well, keep up the good work! *mumbles to herself* It just means I have to do less. So! How have you been? Can’t have something happening to our house leader again, now can we?

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I will digest your pantaloons.

I- what? Why would you do that? There are way tastier things to eat than someone’s pants! You’re not getting my pants, I like them a lot!

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I found a cool bug for you! It’s called a stickbug! //Lmao get stickbugged.//

Oh, thanks? I don’t really know what to do with this, at least it’s cute? It has a neat little dance, so it can stay for now. But I’ll watch it from over here. On the other side of the room. Don’t mind me now.~

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🎵 Country gnomes/take my bones/to a place/they don’t belong-🎶

Uhh, thanks? It’s a neat song, but those lyrics are kind of concerning.

// I unironically love this thank you Mara

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Hi, Hilda! I bought you something! *pulls out a plate of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies with a tall glass of milk* I hope you enjoy! (Don't worry, they aren't poisoned.)

Awww thanks! Not sure why you had to specify that they’re not poisoned, but I’ll take it. *takes a bite* Ooh, yum! These are great! And thanks for the milk too! Y’know, people like you really know how to treat a girl right.

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*A little boy walks to Hilda and looks up at her. He can't be much older than two or three* Daddy?

Uhhhh ‘Daddy’? Sorry bud, I’m not your dad. Erm, not a dad in general. Or a parent. Anyways! Where’s your parents? You’re a pretty cute kid, maybe I’ll help you find them. Just this once.

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Oh! Um… hello. My name’s Jeanina! Ask me anything you want to know, and I’ll, um, try my best to answer.

…Did I sound confident enough?

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* sounding scared shy and nervous* um h-hi-um I'm new here and I have a little gift for you* gives you a patchwork bunny stuffed animal* Patchwork is where I'm gifted at taking things and making them together so enjoy

Oh wow, thanks! Welcome to my little corner of the world, glad to have you here! They’re so cute! Hm, I’ll have to give them a name. Thanks again for this gift. I think I’ll name them... Rosie! Patch working sounds really interesting! Taking things apart and rearranging them must be a whole lot of work! I’m proud of you, keep up the good work!

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Doot doot

I... huh? What is that supposed to mean? Is it some sort of secret code or something? Uh, doot doot to you too I guess. Weird...