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[ask-holm]

Do you think the masc version of “My lady” is “my guy”?

Maybe? I guess it just depends.

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Hey, are you allergic to peanuts?

I’m not really sure, but I’m pretty sure I’m not. Why?

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"You mentioned you know a few spells when it comes to ancient magic, do you remember what spells they were? Im curious!!"

Unfortunately, I do not. Not trying to get arrested again.

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How big is that dick?

Hi! Mod here, I request you don’t send it asks like this :] the rules clearly state twice to not be weird about the questions. Your ask will simply be deleted if this happens again!

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Capybaras seem to be well-liked by the other animals around them, so maybe it is a compliment? I'm not sure.

Fair point.

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POOF I now curse your legs with pins and needles

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You lowkey look like a capybara.

…Thanks? I’m not sure whether to take this as a compliment or not.

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Man.. I wanna marry you AND your sister

You’re not marrying anyone.

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Hello Holm! Nice to see you're here too!

nice to see you as well, Kabru.

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“Rizzing” is like pickup lines

Oh. Well, you are not ‘rizzing’ me up.

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How familiar are you with

Dark magic!

Not very familiar. Sure, I’ll admit, I knew a few spells, but that was a while ago.

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Why does Mickbell call you babygirl

Hold on a minute, what does he call me??

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Steals all but 3 of your hairs

MY HAIR! WHAT THE HELL!?

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DO YOU KISS DUDES!?

WHAT.

Holm is flabbergasted. Bewildered. Shocked.

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Hi holm! Why did you go to elf jail a decade ago?

Secret!

Only saying this cause I have no idea why he went to jail 🔥

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Can I try rizzing you up.

What does “rizzing” even mean??

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Guess what bitches

IM FUCKING ALIVE 🗣️💯🔥‼️

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