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Karkat had been practicing for months, slowly teaching himself how to play the piano.

One day, he took Terezi by the hand, sat her down in front of the old piano, and told her not to say a word until he was finished. He paused for a moment, then began to play. This was the song he was learning… he wanted her to be the first to hear it.

"So… what do you think?"

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Honeybee professor more like CUTIEBEE PROFESSOR

But I seriously love him he’s so cute uvu

prof. wasp coming soon to a dash near you

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centaurstentabulge reblogged your photoset: ((Hey everyone! Sorry for not posting, things have...

It’s 3 months after ACen...just now understand this cosplay.

((Yeah, not as many Problem Sleuth fans as I thought... then again, our fair Professor is an extremely minor character.))

((Also I wish this blog wasn't dead... maybe I could dress up to answer questions? Would people want that??))

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((How could I not reblog this?))

To all the people from the Acen drawing meetup that remember this crackship:

I REGRET NOTHING.

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((I apologize for not posting more frequently. Hopefully once summer rolls around I'll be able to answer more questions.))

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((In honor of Tumblr's erratic and confusing behavior tonight))

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((Another photo of the Honeybee Professor cosplay! The sign and wings got totally wrecked by the end of the con though… should I make another set of wings?))

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((Hey everyone! Sorry for not posting, things have been busy what with school and cons and stuff. These are some pics of my Honeybee Professor cosplay from ACen, I think it turned out alright!))

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What a terrible sting to say!

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Rude!

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We bees are a proud race, and we celebrate our heritage through wordplay! The life of a bee is rich with golden puns and thick with humor - much like honey!

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...er, I suppose our universe has more than a few bugs to work out...

...anyway Anon, to answer your other question, universal travel is possible with the help of a fenestrated window or "fourth wall," but the exact properties by which these devices function have yet to bee discovered!

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…but… but…

*sigh*

Um…

…no. I’m not pregnant.

Are you implying that I look fat?

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...but... I don't... I'm not...

...I'm not pregnant!!

Um…

…no. I’m not pregnant.

Are you implying that I look fat?

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Um…

…no. I’m not pregnant.

Are you implying that I look fat?

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Verily! My standardized insight promulgation interface boasts a plethora of palatable preferences! But woe, for I know not the methods by which thou may attain settings other than "normal" and "verbose."

A pox on thee, thou swag-bellied jack-a-nape of an interface!