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i know i’m not active here anymore but

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well, this (draft) is finally finished 

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i think i’ve finally finished the character quiz :) 

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it’s (a little after) the apocalypse, and a certain selection of lucky people have managed to make it into some stores.

the catch: they’ve organised themselves into almost “cliques”.

there are people with “sam” names in Sam’s Club, “spencers” have congregated into Spencers, people with rather strange names (except for william) have ended up in Walmart, and the Target people are pretty sure that the red balls outside are sentient. Sometimes, they leave food out for the red balls.

It’s… a system that works.

(Also, as of now, they only know of a handful of people that work in Spencer’s. There’s Spencer 1, who’s the super chill ace one who’s like ok a dildo is a dildo meh idc. there’s spencer 2, whoss the one,,, you know,,,, the k,, kinky one. and spencer 3, the one that’s just named Spencer. credit to @lubricatedteeth for coming up with these).

stores confirmed to have Living LIfe Forms in them include but are not limited to: 

spencer’s

target

walmart

sam’s club

lowes

staples

dick’s

Peo Pets (a rebelled petsmart/petco)

barnes and noble

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feel free to dm for a link to discord if you’d like to join!! (i think we all prefer ages 14-17, maybe 18). this is an rp i’ve set up with @lubricatedteeth, as well. we also already have a handful of blogs already up: 

@sullie-mart

@ace-dispencer 

@samthepalindrome 

@firesparkeden

@walker-is-wild

@peoofthelizards

@thepurpletarget

and more to come!! 

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Beetlejuice is like a stray cat

You feed that bastard

He's gonna keep coming back

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it’s (a little after) the apocalypse, and a certain selection of lucky people have managed to make it into some stores.

the catch: they’ve organised themselves into almost “cliques”.

there are people with “sam” names in Sam’s Club, “spencers” have congregated into Spencers, people with rather strange names (except for william) have ended up in Walmart, and the Target people are pretty sure that the red balls outside are sentient. Sometimes, they leave food out for the red balls.

It’s… a system that works.

(Also, as of now, they only know of a handful of people that work in Spencer’s. There’s Spencer 1, who’s the super chill ace one who’s like ok a dildo is a dildo meh idc. there’s spencer 2, whoss the one,,, you know,,,, the k,, kinky one. and spencer 3, the one that’s just named Spencer. credit to @lubricatedteeth for coming up with these).

stores confirmed to have Living LIfe Forms in them include but are not limited to: 

spencer’s

target

walmart

sam’s club

lowes

staples

dick’s

Peo Pets (a rebelled petsmart/petco)

barnes and noble

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* 

feel free to dm for a link to discord if you’d like to join!! (i think we all prefer ages 14-17, maybe 18). this is an rp i’ve set up with @lubricatedteeth, as well. we also already have a handful of blogs already up: 

@sullie-mart

@ace-dispencer 

@samthepalindrome 

@firesparkeden

@walker-is-wild

@peoofthelizards

@thepurpletarget

and more to come!! 

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Sometimes a family is a daughter, a father, a life coach, two ghosts and a demon.

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Barbara: What do you have, Lydia? Beating deep inside of you.

Lydia: Hate.

Barbara: No no no- Like the thing that pumps blood through your body.

Lydia: Rage.

Barbara: Nope- No- it is a vital organ.

Lydia: Vengeance.

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ShamrocK

OOH I LIKE THAT,,

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Summer Time Goths!

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Found a cool ask meme on twitter! Send an ask with your answer :D (Source)

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‘what would you wear- ?’ ask game~

( please answer with images ONLY ! )

..to a fae gathering ?

..to your extravagant birthday party ?

..to the royal masque ?

..to the autumn market ?

..to your wedding ?

..to revel with witches ?

..to the yule ball ?

..to the ballet ?

..if you were a vampire ?

..if you were a deity ?

..to a televised award ceremony ?

..on holiday on the italian riviera ?

..if you were on a date with a vampire ?

..on a st. valentine’s day date ?

..to a friend’s slumber party ?

..to the river picnic ?

..to the beach ?

..to the met gala 2o18 ?

..to the met gala 2o19 ?

..to a halloween party ?

..on a garden stroll ?

..to summer camp ?

..to a clandestine forest ritual ?

..to a dance in the 192o’s ? 

..to explore the ruins by torchlight ?

..to the art museum ?

..on the moon ?

..if you were invited to attend a party on mount olympus ?

..if you were invited to attend a party in the underworld ?

..to dance the night away ?

..if you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life ?

..to sleep ?

..to meet friends for lunch ?

..that fits your zodiac sign ?

..to look like your favourite book character ?

..if you knew you were going to see your rival ?

..within the theme of ‘dark academia’ ?

..within the theme of ‘goth’ ?

..within the theme of ‘bohemian’ ?

..to a tea party ?

..to a music festival ?

..to tour a castle ?

..while traveling by train in the winter ?

..to channel your favourite greek (or other) deity ?

..to exemplify your favourite song ?

..on a fun (and/or perhaps reckless) night out with your clique ?

..with a priceless diamond necklace (that had to be returned by night’s end) ?

..with a floral crown ?

..with black lipstick ?

..to be buried in ?

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Lydia: My house is haunted because I live here.

The Maitland’s and BJ *insulted*:

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BJ: Barbara took the wheels from my heelies, I feel like an angel without wings.

BJ: I have to walk down the halls like a peasant and I am livid

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Can I take off my head?

am BORED

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am BORED

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BJ: Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?

Lydia: Yes, sure

BJ *holding a pair of scissors*:

Lydia: Barbara, HE IS DOING THIS AGAIN-