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I will be auditioning for an awesome panel called, Pester Some Chums!

It’s an ask in character Homestuck panel! :)

I know that there are still several spots open! 

You guys should all really consider trying out!

I’m sure it will be a blast. :D

Info:

Audition Video Information

Pester Some Chums Tumblr

You all know you want to! :)

To all Colossalcon Homestuck goers!

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TG: my entire fucking inbox

TG: god dammit

TG: your ass was in florida 

TG: thats where you fucking were

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TG: the stream was pretty fun guys

TG: i hope to start doing more once i get a certain young lady to come over and be my official livestream john

TG: till next time you fuckfaces

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TG: in honor of 413 egbert and i are livestreaming con air 9:30 pm est

TG: heres the link

TG: reblog and get the word out guys

EB: yeh guys!

EB: come watch us be goofy!

TG: you mean bang

EB: what was that dave?

TG: nothing

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TG: obligatory happy homestuck post

TG: 413 bitches

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TG: what can i say

TG: all this evil busting makes you fit as shit

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TG: you bet your sweet ass im sexy

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TG: hey everyone i made a facebook that focuses more on my online life and cosplays you are all free to add me

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003715556180

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ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works

woop

well that was anticlimatic wait

wait

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

What that is dumb and does not happen.

Look, check it out.

See, not much diff-

Wait, what-

the fuck.

You guys are being dumbs

That does not happen in real life watch

See I told you

Wait a

who am i

you guys this is straight up bullshit

i’ll prove it to you all right now ok

you see, like i said, it’s total bull—

…oh what the hell…

the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!

…….

hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~

omg jeannine you win

Huh. You women and your woman problems.

Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola

Wait wtf

You guys are amateurs

let me show you how this is done

ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting

…

well, that works too

okay you amateurs

 let me show you how it’s done

I’m now River Song

shhh spoilers

What the hell?

I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?

Ok, so far so good…

IT GOT EVEN BETTER

SCREAMS

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*crawls into your bed* my body is ready strider

TG: damn straight it is

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BEST Dave

TG: what can i say bro

TG: i mean check me out

TG: im fucking swag over here

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lets make out

TG: fine anon

TG: why the fuck not

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Dtf ? :B

TG: you

TG: get in my bed

TG: this shit is going down

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dave you are so attractive let me lOVE YOU

TG: well hello there anon

TG: step into my motherfucking office