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Pre-death me was someone else entirely

We goin' back to South Carolina..😟

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crickets

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LOOK AT MY DOG AND HIS DAUGHTER!!! HE LOOKS SO PROUD 🤧🤧

Interesting!

I know a friend who has a dog!

@yourgeneralcharles loves dogs.

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Guide for spelling(mostly for my own personal use(and also because some of yalls spelling is quite suspect)):

Laurens spelled Laurens

Philip with one l

Maria with no h

Schuyler spelled Schuyler

Reynolds spelled Reynolds

Mulligan with two ls

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de La Fayette, probably went by Gilbert and du Motier was part of his last name

-💫💥

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This was lowk hard to draw I won’t even lie made me question my abilities

They’re cute tho I love rhem 💞💞

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Imagine surviving

I would pay real gold to see you take a pregnancy test and it comes out positive. (bonus points if King George III is the father ❤️)

I. Am. Starting. To think. Creating. This. Account. Was NOT. A good. Idea..........

I. Cannot. Get. Pregnant....... Even. If. I could. I. Would. NEVER. Let. That. Man. —. If. You. Can. Call. Him. That....... Impregnate. ME.

I. Did. NOT. Survive. A. War. For. This.

George Washington

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I just wanted to share this cutie :33

What the fuck happened to the cat

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The Berryman-Langford Memetic Kill Agent doesn’t work on people in the afterlife, does it? :0

—The Bullet

Pardon?

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My dear friend The Bullet sends my mail.

And I accept your apology. But, please, don't neglect your needs, my dear boy.

Stop leaving me on read 💔💔

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To John Laurens,

i apologize for my neglect of your correspondences. i had been so siezed by my duties, i failed to tend to my letter box.

since we last wrote, i procured a scheduled meeting with the cabinet that is to coincide with the time i am to be in the company of my good friend, nathaniel pendleton for ice-cream and to arrange an excursion to georgia's markets. i am in need of a new pocket watch as i have dropped and shattered the face of my previous one whilst working late.

do write back when you are given the chance! i am not sure how i will go about recieving it, given the matter of your passing. hopefully ghost mail-carriers are faster than mine here.

A. Ham 🪶

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COOKED. I MEANT COOKED. 😔😔💔💔😭😭😭😭

I cocked so hard

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I cocked so hard

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kill yourself

Intriguing!

yippee kay yeehaw one of those days yeehaw

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Man, I love going to your house and eating chips and salsa!

chips and salsa, chips and salsa, chips and salsa, chips and salsa, chips and salsa, ch

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MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG MPREG

are you perhaps @ceo-of-lams

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I have a wife, thank you very much.

Why. Would. You chang.e. My. Profile. Image. To this. Knowing. It's. IMPOSSIBLE. To. Change. it. Back????❓❔❓❔

I'm. Verym . Angry.

George Washington

Hello Sir,

after i sent the e-mail to secretary jefferson as i had intended when i borrowed your device, i discovered and downloaded a wonderful application, picsart, and spent the last hour creating “image edits."

i practiced with the photographs already in your gallery, i apologize for my lack of foresight on how you were to react to the sudden change.

it is quite the consuming pastime, but if you were to give it the time of day, i think you will find it most enjoyable and charming.

A. Ham 🪶

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Interesting.

HELLO!! :DD I have gotten INTO THE AFTERLIFE TO GIVE YOU HAPPINESS!! :333

—SCP-999, the blob of happiness

//out of character: the bullet’s friends are getting 999’d lmao. i promise this is the right blog

I have never had happiness before . What's it like?

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That's why yo wife unloyal 😂😂

Why. Would. You chang.e. My. Profile. Image. To this. Knowing. It's. IMPOSSIBLE. To. Change. it. Back????❓❔❓❔

I'm. Verym . Angry.

George Washington

Hello Sir,

after i sent the e-mail to secretary jefferson as i had intended when i borrowed your device, i discovered and downloaded a wonderful application, picsart, and spent the last hour creating “image edits."

i practiced with the photographs already in your gallery, i apologize for my lack of foresight on how you were to react to the sudden change.

it is quite the consuming pastime, but if you were to give it the time of day, i think you will find it most enjoyable and charming.

A. Ham 🪶