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[ask-kali-stuff]

🧹New intro post🧹

Hello, mod here. This is a roleplay blog for Mister Broomire from FPE Advanced Class/Edgyverse :3

I think he's cool so why not,,/silly

Headcanons 🧹

- Heavily sleep deprived person, the poor guy just wants to sleep for at least a few minutes-

- Also very touch starved, though he refuses to admit it. But he doesn't really reject affection :3

- Despite being pissed off and grumpy almost 24/7, he actually cares deeply about those he's friends with and is really just a big ol' softy.

- Gets pissed off at Hotchkiss for leaving chicken skewer sticks on the floor-

- Can purr, though the sound is very deep.

- Sleeps in the most random places, such as the top of the lockers, the janitor's closet, even on fucking desks-

- Extremely cat-like despite being a wendigo.

- He's Asexual. (And maybe bisexual-)

- He's actually very ticklish :P (Underarms, knees and palms are his worst spots-)

- Enjoys being scratched behind the horns :3

- Has 6 cats- ✨

- He can be a bit chaotic at times when he wants to be 😌

- Has a smoking habit that he won't give up on anytime soon-

- Extremely fast.

- It's canon that he's 10 feet tall.

Rules 🧹

- No NSFW. I'm aware the guy is 45, but still-

- Don't try to hurt/kill him, though he most likely won't give a fu-

- Magic anons and tickle asks are allowed, just don't be a weirdo about it.

- Please do not ask for donations, I have no money to give you.

- Respect mod, the people they roleplay with, and their headcanons.

- If I don't answer your ask, it's either because I'm sleeping or it makes me uncomfortable.

- Pr0shippers, P3dos, Z00philes, MAPS and other gross people fuck off.

Fellow staff 🧹

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @pansexual-music-teacher @ask-principal-grace

@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @scizz-anatomy-teacher @ask-misscledor-anything @mrbasils-cookies

@ask-the-alert-brothers @missashachus-cafe

Students 🧹

@abbie-appleboy @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @engels-ask-blog @askclairefpe @sopibub @oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @dragon-pirate-zip @3dward-th3-s1lly @emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley @ask-margaret-sterling @marvin-sterlinggg @askmyfpeocs @ask-amy @abbie-the-apple @ask-kali-stuff

∆lice (and Hansel) 🧹

@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god

Other/AU 🧹

@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-oliverrr @danger-bloomie @ask-paper-aquarium @science-au-oliver006 @jack-bloomie

@yourlocalthief-ralph

[Welp, you've reached the end of the intro post. Congratulations :P]

[ask-kali-stuff]

DID SOMEBODY SAID THEIR GETTING MARRIED :0 ?!?!?!! You know what? *she plays some wedding music on her phone*

"Bloomie, we're getting married-"

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos

"Ah- What???"

*She's both flustered and confused-*

[ask-kali-stuff]

💜Ask Miss Violet🍩

" Ah, hello there... What's this? "

" An 'ask blog'? Alright... Seems fun, I guess."

" You may call me Miss Violet. It's nice to meet you."

[Mod Øliver here. This used to be a roleplay blog called @ask-littleskittle-and-funny-fox, but I changed it. This is now a blog for another one of my FPE ocs-]

Some canon info on Miss Violet

- She's 10 feet tall.

- She's 41 years old.

- She's a geometry teacher.

- She likes donuts :3

- She's in a friend trio with Miss Eliza and Miss Apple.

- Hates a few teachers but is fond of most.

- Nurse Needle's younger sister.

- She's very calm and relaxed, but is cruel towards whoever fails her class.

- The face on her sticky note changes based on her emotion.

- Won't really talk much unless she's with someone she knows.

- Also friends with a few other teachers.

- Hates loud noises and prefers silence.

Rules

- No NSFW.

- No trying to harm/kill my oc.

- Tickle asks and magic asks are allowed, just don't be weird.

- Respect me and the people I roleplay with.

- Asks for donations will be deleted.

" Miss Violet speaks like this "

[Mod speaks in green]

Mentions. (My friends :3)

@okamithewolftherian @astoriaateurskittles @theswedishcatlord101 @just-cutie-avocado @abbie-appleboy @scizz-anatomy-teacher @ask-margaret-sterling @angryxxsigh @daisy-thesillyfan

[Mod is @sillymultifandomgirly ]

[ask-kali-stuff]

*Kicks you in the ankles*

"Welp.. it hurts.. But, not for me"

*eats Riley's butter in toast bc she's hungry*

@ask-kali-stuff

"hey! if you're going to steal my butter at least eat it how it's meant to be eaten! if you want to put it on something get your own butter! but if you're going to steal mine then eat it right!"

[ask-kali-stuff]

"Welp- I forgot to bring mine, but i rather eat butter in a toast more than just eating the way u eat it"

*eats Riley's butter in toast bc she's hungry*

@ask-kali-stuff

"hey! if you're going to steal my butter at least eat it how it's meant to be eaten! if you want to put it on something get your own butter! but if you're going to steal mine then eat it right!"

[ask-kali-stuff]

Welp- i really don't want to talk about that right now..

*turns her left hand into a sharp pencil and punches the boxing bag with it ending the boxing bag with a hole in it*

@ask-kali-stuff

What the-

How do you even turn you left arm into a sharp pencil?

[ask-kali-stuff]

★"Hello everyone! Welcome to the cafe!"★

[You can already guess who this is-]

COUGH COUGH @scizz-anatomy-teacher COUGH-

Obviously this is my roleplay blog for Miss Ashachu. She's a character from the Edgyverse :3

She's a cutie patootie so why not roleplay as her- :P

☕Headcanons☕

• Miss Ashachu is obviously a very sweet woman, she's kind to almost everyone :3

• Hates rude customers- Like a lot-

• Loves her job as the school's cafe owner^^

• Her hair may look delicious, but you can't eat it-

• Loves caramel and chocolate flavored candy :33

• A cat person.

• Extremely ticklish! (Go for her stomach or hips)

• Has attempted baking, though she's still learning-

• Miss Clè'dor's best friend ✨

• She's a lesbian :P

☕Rules☕

• No NSFW or suggestive asks. I'm aware she's an adult, but I'm not comfortable with weird asks-

• No trying to hurt or kill Miss Ashachu.

• Magic asks and tickle asks are allowed, just don't be weird about it.

• Donation asks will be deleted.

• Respect mod and the people they roleplay with.

"Miss Ashachu speaks like this"

[Mod speaks like this]

☕Tags☕

#order up ! ☕ = Answered asks.

#making drinks ☕🧉 Random posts.

#mod yaps ★ = Out of character.

Miss Ashachu's drink menu ~★

☕Other staff members!☕

@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @ask-principal-grace @ask-the-alert-brothers

☕Dear students!☕

@ask-margaret-sterling @marvin-sterlinggg @askclairefpe @claire-the-silly @engels-ask-blog @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @sopibub @abbie-appleboy @abbie-the-apple

@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @dragon-pirate-zip @3dward-th3-s1lly

@emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley

@askmyfpeocs @ask-kali-stuff @askkeithandkatherine-fpe

@ask-amy

@popularkid-basilous

☕Alice and Hansel!☕

@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god

☕ Science AU and Danger AU!☕

@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-oliverrr @danger-bloomie @science-au-oliver006

[ask-kali-stuff]

Ask Fpe:Overgrowth

[This used to be a hospital au ask blog but overgrowth now]

Read Overgrowth here(not done yet): prolog

Main characters:

(Victoria by @astoriaateurskittles)

u can read who they are so I’ll just tell you how they act as a group.

Aspen likes to play pranks on the others

Felix has been in the forest for the longest time and likes to tell the others facts

Helena likes bird watching with victoria

Helena is Aspen’s oldest friend

Helena is questioning her sexuality

they don’t have confirmed sexualities

Rules:

No nsfw(expect gore)

Suggestive stuff is allowed just don’t get too suggestive

Don’t kill any students

You can ask other characters beside the main three like ace or chip

Be patient, I have ADHD and forgot stuff easily

Xenophobic jokes are not allowed unless the character who makes the joke is part of that group as it makes me uncomfortable as a disabled person

Character:”Characters will talk like this!”

[Mod will talk like this]

Character’s talking emojis:

🌳(Aspen)

🦊(Felix)

🐦(Helena)

♠️(Ms Ace)

🐇(Mr Alex)

🎀(Narmi)

🌑(Leli)

🪙(Penelope/Pene)[Why do you wanna ask a fetus something…-]

Other blogs:

@askmyfpeocs @askofficialfern @asksylviaandsimon-fpe @ask-the-alert-brothers @askannifpeocanything @popularkid-basilous @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @askkottyoverseocs @ask-mister-barrel @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @marvin-sterlinggg @okamithenbwerewolf @ask-kail-stuff @yourlocaltheif-ralph @3dward-th3-s1lly @rossthezipkisser

mod is: @theswedishcatlord101 [BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[ask-kali-stuff]

"You'll never find someone better than me~!"

[Mod @pansexual-music-teacher here again- This used to be a Mister Shapely roleplay blog, but I've decided to change it :p]

This is now a Basilous roleplay blog because I think he's neat :3

Headcanons for Basilous 👑

• He studies hard and is very rich, he could buy the whole damn school if he wanted to-

• He's very cocky and is sometimes rude and self-centered, but he is kind towards those who respect him.

• He can act like a brat sometimes-

• Hates whoever seems more popular than him, and will do anything he can to steal their spotlight.

• Doesn't like Mister Barrel, he's extremely jealous of him ;-;

• Sometimes turns things into a competition, he always thinks he has to be better than everyone else.

• Drama queen-

• Likes chicken nuggets a lot. If you have any, he will most likely steal them from you-

• He's ticklish!! :3

• Extremely cat-like, can even purr, hiss and yowl like one.

• Brushes his tail 3 times a day, so it's very soft and fluffy.

👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

Rules

• No NSFW or suggestive asks. Basilous is a minor.

• Gaza/Donation asks will be deleted.

• Magic anons are allowed.

• Tickle asks are also allowed, just don't be a creep or weirdo-

• Don't try to hurt/kill Basilous, he's literally 15-

• Respect mod, their headcanons, and the people they roleplay with.

"Basilous speaks like this".

[Mod speaks like this.]

Staff! (FPE/Edgyverse)

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @ask-principal-grace @ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @scizz-anatomy-teacher @mrbasils-cookies @ask-the-alert-brothers

Students!

@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly

@abbie-appleboy @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @askclairefpe @engels-ask-blog @sopibub

@emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley

@ask-margaret-sterling @marvin-sterlinggg @ask-elliot-fpe

@askmyfpeocs @ask-kali-stuff @asksylviaandsimon-fpe @askkeithandkatherine-fpe

∆lice and Hansel-

@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god

Other

@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-bloomie @science-au-oliver006 @ask-paper-aquarium @ask-miller @official-crazie @askskary @agethath3silly @viviansmagicshop @cannibalistic-forest-monster @ask-amy @askannifpeocanything @yourlocalthief-ralph

[That's everything! Will update this post if I ever have to. But that should be all :333]

[ask-kali-stuff]

"They FAILED?!"

Hello, H0LL0W/mod here, these three(especially thavel) have been running rampant in my mind so why not make a blog for them?

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HEADCANONS(half of these are canon!)

(I'll start with canon first.)

☆— Out of Miss Thavel, Miss Bloomie, and Miss Circle, Miss Bloomie is the shortest of the three.

☆— Out of Miss Thavel, Miss Bloomie, and Miss Circle, Miss Thavel is the youngest of the three.

☆— Out of Miss Thavel, Miss Bloomie, and Miss Circle, Miss Circle is the tallest of the three.

☆— Miss Circle is 38, Miss Thavel is 35, and Miss Bloomie is 36.

☆— Oliver, Zip, and Edward are Miss Circle's favorite students.

☆— Miss Circle pefers Oreos and hates Kit-Kats.

(Now my headcanons)

☆— Miss Bloomie likes macaroons!

☆— Miss Thavel's wendigo form does have soft fur, even if sometimes it gets all matted with blood and pencils.

☆— Miss Circle hates vending machines with a passion.

☆— Miss Bloomie's favorite students are Edward, Robby, and Ruby.

☆— Miss Thavel's favorite student is Zip.

☆— Miss Circle hates laser pointers because they're "so hard to catch."

☆— Miss Bloomie has those second eyelid things some birds, cats, and snakes have.

☆— After school, Miss Thavel sometimes will fall asleep at her desk or random spots, laying there like one of those silly huge dogs.

☆— Miss Circle can use her hair as a blanket, which, to her dismay, has become a big hit with the kindergarteners.

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RULES

No NSFW, I know the three are in their mid—late 30s, but no NSFW at all.

Do not force me to role-play with you, that can be quite annoying/irritating.

No spam.

No donation/Gaza asks, I don't have money to give you, and just like spam, this fills up the inbox.

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Ping time!

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Fellow Staff(FPE/EDGYVERSE)

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @lesbian-history-teacher @ask-principal-grace @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @cosmic-astronomy-teacher @scizz-anatomy-teacher @ask-the-alert-brothers @ask-misscledor-anything

Students!

@ask-margaret-sterling @marvin-sterlinggg @oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly @engels-ask-blog @askclairefpe @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @abbie-appleboy @sopibub @abbie-the-apple @emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley @zip-the-chaos-child @science-au-oliver006 @dragon-pirate-zip

Other

@yourlocalthief-ralph @ask-princess-alice-anything @alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god @agethath3silly @viviansmagicshop @official-crazie @girl-from-the-snowy-forest @cannibalistic-forest-monster

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"Miss Thavel will talk like this."

"Miss Circle will talk like this."

"Miss Bloomie will talk like this."

Mod will talk like this!

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"BLOOMIE WE DON'T NEED THE HEADERS-"

"But-"

[ask-kali-stuff]

🐾Ask Shelby!🐾

[Haii! This used to be a Miss Emily roleplay blog but I decided to change it. Plus I got permission to roleplay as this character from my sister @sillymultifandomgirly so yeah. Character belongs to her]

🐾Canon info on Shelby🐾

- She's canonically an emo.

- 16 years old.

- She's in a bully trio with Ollie and Todd.

- She's gay as hell- (Lesbian)

- She's dating Katherine ( @askkeithandkatherine-fpe )

- Loves bullying other students, even bullies Keith at times.

- She argues a lot with Todd over dumb stuff-

- Her tail lashes when she's angry and wags when she feels proud or happy.

- Her favorite food is fish sticks.

- Spiked collar is a gift from a friend.

- Has a pet tarantula.

🐾Rules🐾

- No NSFW or suggestive asks please.

- Please don't ask for donations, I have no money to give you.

- Please don't harass me and the people I roleplay with.

- Respect mod and other's boundaries.

- No trying to harm/kill Shelby.

🐾Mentions🐾

@sillymultifandomgirly @scizz-anatomy-teacher @ask-margaret-sterling @abbie-appleboy @randomratty @okamithenbwerewolf @just-cutie-avocado @theswedishcatlord101 @3dward-th3-s1lly and others :33

[ask-kali-stuff]

Ask the Alert Brothers!

Haiiii! Mod moon here. This is a roleplay blog for the Alert Brothers :> (Characters by Edgyverse)

They're silly and there's no ask blogs about them so why not do it myself ✨

Their appearances

Art belongs to edgyaludon.

Headcanons for these two

- While Greenmile is a little more fond of Mister Barrel, Redhalt is still a bit jealous of him-

- They are very kind towards students, but they take their job a little too seriously.

- Greenmile is a yapper, and Redhalt is a listener

- Redhalt hates socializing, while Greenmile enjoys it :P

- Both of them hate RAM with a passion-

- Sometimes they get into arguments, but they're brothers and they still care about each other :3

🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢

Rules

- No NSFW. I'm aware they're both adults but I still don't want any NSFW on this blog-

- Magic anons are allowed, just don't be a creep/weirdo. Same goes for tickle asks.

- Don't try to harm/kill them, please-

- Respect mod, their headcanons, and the people they interact with.

- Donation asks will be deleted.

- Just have fun :3

Greenmile talks in green text

Redhalt talks in red text

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Fellow staff members/teachers!

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @lesbian-history-teacher @ask-principal-grace @mrbasils-cookies

@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @cosmic-astronomy-teacher

Dearest students!

@engels-ask-blog @askclairefpe @claire-the-silly @sopibub @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @abbie-appleboy @abbie-the-apple

@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @dragon-pirate-zip @3dward-th3-s1lly

@emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley

@ask-kali-stuff

@ask-margaret-sterling @marvin-sterlinggg

@askmyfpeocs @ask-amy

Alice-

@alice-monstrous-princess

Danger AU/Science AU

@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-oliverrr @danger-bloomie @science-au-oliver006

Other

@cannibalistic-forest-god @the-elemental-heros

[ask-kali-stuff]

》 ~ " huh, a app? I guess i could post my intro here for you losers to know more about me. "

》 ~ " Hey, Edward here. The smartest in the bully group, well...not the smartest. "

Headcanons:

- His tail wags wether he's embarassed/nervous/happy/flustered.

- He sometimes starve himself to finish one of his work, a.k.a inventions or potions.

- He's not used to kindness, if you ever be kind and caring to him, he will be off guard and he won't believe your words even if your genuine.

- He is well spoken.

- He loves his drone dearly, one of his favorite inventions.

- He knows how to swim, but he is still scared of Zip's boat.

[OC X CANON TRIGGER WARNING]

Headcannons:

- He loves teasing Ryie, but he has limits.

- Lets Ryie wear his goggles/coat.

- He's a gentleman. (ODJEPDKDQODJOASJIJS IM GIGGLING)-ryxnsx/y

- Hes slightly protective of Ryie, not the possessive way of course because thats a little cringe.

LIKES/ + :

- Ryie, his inventions, HIS DRONE OF COURSE, music, bullying, his friends, etc.

DISLIKES/ - :

- Disturbing him when hes busy, his bullying victims.

Classmates/twins/fpeocs:

@sopibub @3dward-th3-s1lly @abbie-appleboy @engels-ask-blog @zip-the-chaos-child @rossthezipkisser @ryxnsxx @akatsukishusband @riley-crazy-kid @askclairefpe @oliversoapeater-official

Teachers:

@miss-bloomies-science-class @lesbian-history-teacher @miss-grace-offical

Alice:

@alice-monstrous-princess

[ask-kali-stuff]

“S-Sylvia? You sure that this app is s-safe?” “Of course Simon! Saw Katherine did it!”

-Simon and Sylvia are twins

-Sylvia is obsessed w perfection and fashion

-Simon can be a bit silent when someone asks him a question that he don’t know how to respond

-Sylvia is lesbian

-Simon is asexual

This is what they look like:

Mod is @astoriaateurskittles

“Sylvia talks like this”

“Simon talks like this”

[Mod talks like this]

Some blogs I think their cool and must follow: @hi-imlilac, @ross-theartist, @zee1ee, @theswedishcatlord101, @kimberleysong, @r0ckstarbf, @rocket-spell, @ryxnsx, @revevoire

Rp blogs u should follow:

Classmates: @engels-ask-blog, @claire-the-silly, @abbie-appleboy,

@lana-and-her-sockpuppets, @sopibub, @ruby-the-pansexual-robot, @riley-crazy-kid, @oliversoapeater-official, @zip-the-chaos-child, @3dward-th3-s1lly, @askannifpeocanything, @ask-amy, @ask-kali-stuff, @askkeithandkatherine-fpe, @abigail-fpe, @ryxnsxx

Teachers:

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos, @miss-bloomies-science-class, @wendigo-language-teacher, @pansexual-music-teacher, @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha, @lesbian-history-teacher

Principal:

@ask-principal-grace

Alice:

@alice-monstrous-princess

other:

@ask-mister-barrel, @ask-misscledor-anything, @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher, @janitor-mister-broomire, @cosmic-astronomy-teacher

"Hope y'all having a nice day, its very glad to meet you ^^"

[ask-kali-stuff]

uhm...

*she stares the sharks confused*

*At the aquarium*

*Kali was death staring at the sharks like she does all the time*

... F*ck u shark >:3

[sorry}

@ask-kali-stuff

*One of the sharks just glares back-*

[It's alr-]

[ask-kali-stuff]

.......

*she ran away to get out of this situation*

hehe >:3

*she puts bucket of water above Ms. Grace's door as a prank and then walked away like nothing happened*

@ask-kali-stuff

*She walks through the door, clueless*

[ask-kali-stuff]

*And then... The bucket of water fell onto Ms. Grace getting her all soaked wet*

Hehe.. Got ya >:3 oh shit-

hehe >:3

*she puts bucket of water above Ms. Grace's door as a prank and then walked away like nothing happened*

@ask-kali-stuff

*She walks through the door, clueless*