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EYYO KATOTTER GO DO THE THING
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ask-katotter · 2 months ago
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ask-katotter · 2 months ago
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GET FUCKING JUMPSCARED MUTUALS
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MAD PIANO FROM SUPER MARIO 64
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ask-katotter · 2 months ago
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Nazi smash
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ask-katotter · 2 months ago
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“So are you straight? Are you gay? What are you?”
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ask-katotter · 2 months ago
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Hi losers I'm back anyways my dog has girlfriend next door
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ask-katotter · 3 months ago
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POV: your velcro dog is following you around as your do household chores
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ask-katotter · 4 months ago
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SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOUND ONNNNN
So many babies 🐈🥰
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ask-katotter · 5 months ago
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Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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ask-katotter · 5 months ago
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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ask-katotter · 7 months ago
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ask-katotter · 9 months ago
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ask-katotter · 10 months ago
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Also while ADHD is lifelong, the medication is both a controlled substance AND there has been a shortage for over 2 years now.
So to get said don't forget pills I have to remember: to schedule a doctor appointment every 3 months forever to prove i still have this brain i came equipped with, AND I have to remember every month to call the pharmacy before my doc even writes the script and ask if they have the don't forget drugs.
If I DONT and the doc calls out the meds to a short pharmacy they won't tell you until you arrive to pick it up! Then I will have to call every pharmacy in the vicinity to find one who has it, call my doctor cancel that earlier script and send it to the other pharmacy which due to this whole kerfuffle might be out by this point as well!
All while out of focus and don't forget drugs! So easy to remember and do!!!!
extremely fucked up that one of the symptoms of adhd is forgetfulness and difficulty sticking to habits and schedules and one of the best ways to alleviate those symptoms is by remembering to take a pill every morning at the same time
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ask-katotter · 11 months ago
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Deadbeat dad whose children want nothing to do with him tells nation's step-parents that their families don't count
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ask-katotter · 1 year ago
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ask-katotter · 1 year ago
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me looking for ace/aro characters: lets go gambling!
[character's sex repulsion is used for jokes] aw dang it
[character is put in sexual situations despite disliking it] aw dang it
[character's identity is ignored by fandom] aw dang it
[characters creators sexualize them] aw dang it
[aro character gets 'fixed' by true love] aw dang it
[aro/ace character is literally an animal] aw dang it
[creator messes up definition of asexuality] aw dang it
[characters asexuality is never brought up in media] aw dang it
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ask-katotter · 1 year ago
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Rating: NOT CUTE
Sucking the life force out of pets is illegal in most countries with the notable exception of house cats. Cats steal life force in turn so everything equals out; but in all things dogs only know how to give so this is not considered advisable animal husbandry.
Source: my dad works at nintendogs
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ask-katotter · 1 year ago
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Did an art trade with @katottersart for MerMay! (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`) ♡ This is her boi, Lord Foog the Twoost! Gallant waterdoggo!
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