ask-keith-kogane

[ask-keith-kogane]

Yo what's up I'm still alive

Guys I didn't die i just dissappeared into the void

[ask-keith-kogane]

*Keith growled*

Keith: I'm not some teddy bear!

Keith: I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT TO! IF I WANT TO ADD MILK TO IT I WILL

*he wriggles and yelps when you blow raspberries on him*

Keith: YOU KISS YOUR OWN KEITH

*He pulls you off him*

Keith: and stop kissing ME

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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*Keith started screaming when you cuddled him*

Keith: LET GO OF ME IM NOT A TOY

*Keith gave you a side eye*

Keith: I'm still eating dairy no matter what I will pour milk on the cake and put whipped cream on it

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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*Keith was surprised when you teleported in front of him and tried to stop but you still got him*

Keith: LET GOOO

*Keith tried pushing you off*

Keith: go bug your own Keith!

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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*Keith keeps walking/running away*

Keith: I DID NOT EAT CARDBOARD ASS

Keith: I DONT EAT ANY ASS I SAID IT TASTED LIKE ASS BECAUSE IT TASTED BAD

*Meanwhile Lance has cleaned up the mess a while ago and I totally didn't forget about it*

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

[ask-keith-kogane]

Im gonna kiss you bitch

Keith: no

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You kidnapped me on multiple occasions, why would I trust you

*he scoffed*

Okay fine, your not smart

You happy now?

*Keith just walked out on you, not answering your questions about eating ass*

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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Keith: You probably put medicine on those lollipops or something gross... mints are just safer

*he was about to leave when you asked him if he has eaten ass before*

*he turned around, red faced*

Keith: no I have NOT and even if i did it's none of your business

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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(IM SO SORRY I MISSED IT)

Keith, in a suit and tie: Great card

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*he took the mints and shoved them in his mouth to overpower the gross medicine taste*

Keith, with his mouth full : don't question it

Keith: also thanks

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

[ask-keith-kogane]

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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Keith: it's your fault your mouth tastes like dirty ass

*Keith ran out to wash his mouth out with water, gagging*

Keith, queasy: I'm gonna hurl...

*it sounds like he is screaming in the bathroom and trying to wash his mouth out*

Keith: now I know what Hunk feels...

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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*Keith was caught off guard and yelped, not expecting that as you got the medicine down his throat*

Keith: EW IT TASTES LIKE ASS AND IT BURNS

*Keith wanted to gag*

*Keith looked up at Lance with a scowl*

Keith: ...I hate you

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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Keith: NO, GET AWAY FROM ME

*he tried getting out of the bed and away from you*

*Keith was fighting you off*

Keith: EW DONT KISS ME

*He was flailing around and trying to push your lips off his*

*he just spit the medicine right back in your mouth*

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

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(I AM SO SORRY I COMPLETELY FORGOT)

Keith: nope!

*Keith refused to open his eyes and fought against looking at you*

Keith: SHIRO CAN BE SAD, I WONT DIE

Keith: HE WONT BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME, IM A MAN I DONT NEED ANY MEDICINE FOR DUMB THINGS LIKE THIS

Keith: I LIVED WITHOUT IT MOST OF MY LIFE I DONT NEED IT

(Hangs upside down above Keith and covers his eyes) GUESS WHO! 😁

Keith: huh- NOT YOU AGAIN

*he backs away and pulls out the knife*

Keith: YOUR NOT WIFEING ME UP

[ask-keith-kogane]

if you had the option would you pick to never forget anything?

Keith: some things are better to be forgotten, left in the past to never be spoken of again