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[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

"Well hello there pathetic humans of the world it is I the mask mutant!" "And I finally made an account on this app called Tumblr and of course you must be wondering how I found this app let's just say I overheard some pathetic monsters talking about this app." "So I decided to do some research on this app and found out that there are a lot of mortals and monsters on here so I'll use this app to my advantage before the pathetic League of losers show up." "Now let's get some rules and I guess introductions of the others."

"Let's start off on the rules."

🔵Rules🔵

1. No racism, homophobic, transphobic, sexism, political asks and/or topics.

"I don't need my reputation ruined by ignorant fools."

2. Please no personal asks about the maker of this blog.

🧡I really don't feel comfortable with people asking about my personal life so please don't ask also for when I'm out of character I'll use the orange hearts🧡

3. If you're a proshipper do not interact with this blog you will be blocked.

4. There will be other characters used in this blog so please use the icons for when you are asking for a certain character.

"the icons will show up later in the post so BE PATIENT!"

5. The characters will have a certain color use for them just like Mutant's is blue.

🔵End of rules🔵

"Now that we got that out of the way let me introduce you to the rest of the team."

"Let's start off with my right hand man or in this case woman Chinchilla."

"Well hello there dolls."

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❄️Chinchilla🧊

{Icons} (❄️🧊)

{text color} (none sadly) 😞

{Pronouns} (she/her)

{Age} (60s)

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"Next up is the trickster on the team."

"PINKY!"

"Well hello there folks nice to meet ya!"

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🎨Pinky Flamingo🦩

{Icons} (🎨🦩)

{text color} (Pink) 🩷

{Pronouns} (he/him)

{Age} (30s)

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"Now for the plant monster & caretaker of my wonderful garden of my team.

"ROOT ROT!"

"Hey there." 👋

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🌿Root Rot🌱

{icons} (🌱🌿)

{text color} (green)💚

{Pronouns} (They/them)

{Age} (20s)

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"Next up for the beast and muscle of the team."

"WARTLOCK!"

"Well it's nice to see some new faces."

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🪨Wartlock💪

{icons} (🪨💪)

{text color} (Orange) 🧡

{Pronouns} (He/him)

{Age} (late 30s)

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"And for the one that everyone is wanting for yours truly!"

"ME!"

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🔵Mask Mutant😈

{icons} (🔵😈)

{text color} (blue) 💙

{pronouns} (He/she/they)

{Age} (Unknown)

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🧡Note: there is icons that you can use for asking the whole team for an ask.🧡

{Mutant's team=🦹‍♀️🔵}

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"Well now that we got all that out of the way feel free to ask mortals."

[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

Hiii!!! Random post but I wanted to pop in and promote my friend's Goosebumps Server

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[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

🤢_KEITH_🤢 Is Typing ...

Keith: Well

Keith: Luke messaged me earlier about visiting a "dark web" (I thought it was just a website that was really hard to see in)

Keith: He mentioned something about fanfiction and how it had, like,, Karloff and a few other villians we know in it but they were suuuper different.

Keith: Then he gave the website his name....So I told him to come over so we could prepare for his new life, but he never showed :(

Keith: I'm worried :((

Matt: Hey, has anyone seen Liz?

Abby: No? She's at home, right?

Jillian: Me and Matt are at her home rn and no one's there. Not even Luke!

Boone: Luke?? I thought he's with Michael!

Michael: We were playing video games yesterday - So nothing here.

Matt: Crap, where are they?!

Jackson: I'll try and look for her mind!

Julie: I'll check her phone tracker!

Robby: Am with the Supes - Will ask anyone for clues.

Michael: Yo Keith @ask-keith-the-basement-dweller Do you know where Liz and Luke are?!

[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

...

[Slow breath in, long one out.]

.....We should come up with a fake first and last name just in case you need to change lives.

Oh, I also know a good dump you can hide out in.... If you're fine with raccoons.

Luke, what did you do??

Ok so here's the thing.

I heard a rumor about Dark Webs in different forms, so I decided to be a sneaky spy and lurk around!

I spun a wheel in my head about what to do and it landed on the fanfiction websites, and I started hunting.

Then I'd come across an Ao3 version and when I clicked on it, something popped up. It's a "For you" kind of page and I totally am stoked cuz it has everything I like - EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT TYPE IT IN.

But then I saw this show? Like this show featuring some of the scary dudes in our world, except one xuz Idk what he is. Something basic.

ANYWAYS - I went in, decided to fuck around and find out

Here's what got me off:

Karloff, Storm, and Karl are like horsemen or something? Bringers? They're in it together with a couple of idk who they are. But they have wicked powers tho???

The monster face Karloff has is still there, sorta? And he still has a HATE side towards me and Liz

Somehow, their gfs don't exist?? Cuz Karloff said he's not interested in women or anyone and I think Storm's dating a creature?

The world felt off, like I saw this and compared it to the guys on my phone, and they are TOTALLY DIFFERENT!

Buuuuttt I tried to put my question in and I realized I made a dumb mistake and sorta got called out. I immediately logged out and destroyed my account so no biggie!

...

Right?

[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

(Hi, I know it's been a while and I wanna apologize for that. I haven't forgotten about the blog as my brain is always thinking up crazy ideas for it even when I don't have any asks in the inbox but drawing has been really hard for me lately as my brain just- wants me to sleep all the time. Especially when I try to draw but it doesn't turn out right.

But even if I could never make anything for this blog again, I wanna thank everyone for being there to read whatever wild shenanigans me or my friends come up with HJVSGIS.

Speaking of friends, I wanna give a special thanks to Smiles, Mabels, Blondewolfart, and probablyok1 for all the amazing and fun stories I got to be part of! Even if you guys drift away from gb or posting on the internet altogether, just know I'll always see you as my friends :D )

[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

Not telling~

[He puts a finger to his mouth in a playful manner before making a tiny "shhh" sound.]

[Soon Keith would smile proudly before breaking out into laughter as Karloff's shadow gave him a nice pat on the head... which unintentionally flattened it a bit - but don't worry, he quickly managed to pop it back up like a balloon.]

Of course I would bring you a gift! Today is about you... I think. Hmmm, I still wanna know why Byron wanted me to give you something. Doesn't even look like he gave you a gift, so what gives.

[Keith starts to rub his chin in wonder before looking back on the day....he remembers not being able to play with his friends today because they were busy doing something... kept mentioning something about "buying a gift for him," "Finishing the last touches on their cards for him," and "making his favorite meal.".....just who was him?? It didn't sound like karlo-]

[Then it hit Keith... His mind draws back to what Robby had said. "I'm busy drawing art for super dad." He thought it was just a random act of kindness at the time, but...]

......

I WILL KILL YOU, BYRON-

[He suddenly shouts while running out of the office, positively FUMMING. Leaving karloff there to just eat his cake in peace while also hearing a bit of embarrassed mind-murmurs from Keith.]

[To some, a day like this might've just seem like any old regular day. A day where nothing too special or eventual happens. This was the case for Karloff as he spent most of this morning and afternoon just filing some random paperwork at his desk. However! His office door would gently creak open a bit as a familiar looking sickly boy would curiously peek his head in.]

Oh! You're here!

[Keith says with a smile before trotting in while carrying some lava cake in his hands.]

Happy...! Uh, whatever today is! I don't know much, but Byron told me to do something special for you....so I asked him if he could help me make your favorite snack!

[The boy would then place the delicious treat on Karloff's desk.]

Today is probably an anniversary of you doing something cool....so I hope you're super proud of yourself for doing that cool thing you did! Although, it's probably hard to remember because you've done a lot of awesome stuff in your life!

[He giggles cluelessly.]

[Karloff lifted his head up, his glasses nearly tipping off from the bridge of his nose. He chuckled and set his work stuff aside before grabbing the plate Keith had and smiling. The smell of lava cake filled his stomach with joy.]

Karloff: Thank you, Keith! Oh my! Lava cake? Did you read my mind because I like it?

[Karloff grabbed a fork from one of the drawers (Don't ask) and sliced a piece before eating it. He happily rocked his legs and made a crittery purr.]

[His shadow appeared and patted Keith on the head.]

Karloff: Thank you for this gift! I'd never expected you to bring me one today!

[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

Happy pride month!!

Appearing real quick to wish everyone a very good month and to always know and remember that your boy Keith will always support you no matter who you love or identify as!

And remember, if you harm others for who they are...I'm taking your shins as payment!

Okay! Bye now!!

[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

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$22,208 CAD/$30,000 CAD.

[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

[Keith would stare closely at the photo.]

Oh- I...guess she looks pretty mean-

[He thought the girl in the photo was completely plain...that was until Michael dropped a bombshell on him that she was actually an ALIEN!]

WOAHH!!!

[Their eyes would widen in shock as they got a closer look at the picture....man, horrorland could've had an official alien working there and didn't take the opportunity??]

[.....HE DOESN'T- he doesn't want Miss Hardesty to come back...noo that would be cruel to Michael....just- Keith wouldn't mind having an alien staff member around...he'll simply suggest they look into it.]

Kidnapped you?! Woah... she sounds really scary.....[They say aloud before smirking a bit.] Heh, but of course you out smarted her! You probably saw her monologuing about what the eggs could do and- and decided to eat one so you could defeat her in a duel like a real hero! Sacrifices and all!

[He rambles on before finally catching wind of the second part of his store "she forced me to eat one of her eggs."]

...

...what.

[His face goes completely deadpan as he stares at Michael...seemingly waiting for him to say something...probably sike? Either way, when nothing comes, Keith would let out a sigh before snapping his fingers, causing a vision to flood everyone's minds.]

"Ohhh, Michael! Now that you equal powers as me, the same free will, AND probably less aches and pains due to being light years younger than me....you will help me take over the world! How does that soun- ACK-"

[The vision of Miss Hardesty would begin suffocating as the lizard vision of Michael begins choking her out, Bart Simpson style. After a couple of seconds, the image would cut back to reality, where Keith could be seen acting out the little play he put on by out-stretching his arm and wrapping it tightly around his neck.]

.....that's what happened, right?

[They ask while seeming completely fine-]

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Keith enters the office of the P.I, seeing tons of boxes laid out around him. He then hears a pant and spots Lizzy wiping her head with a towel.

Lizzy: Oh? Hey Keith! Whatcha doin here? Happy summer!

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Aww~ Well, I respect your grandma's wishes as well! Just, if you do need to poison Tuttan...I wouldn't mind dying some parts of my head!

[They offer with a goofy grin before looking at Matt in an absolutely flabbergasted manner]

PLEASE?? Ah- ahem- I mean, you could if you want to....I just personally think growing it long will make manly brunch hours more enjoyable when we tie each other's hair up.

[They explain, probably confusing most people, but Matt, as "manly brunch hour," was just tea parties disguised to sound more cool in the younger boy's head...in these tea parties Keith would insist on doing each other's hair which made the whole experience feel like Matt was getting tortured by getting his brain pulled back with the hair tie-]

[But before Keith could go on, he would become distracted at Michael's...ahem....fondness for the idea of rebel Abby.]

Oh! At least I still got to show off my main reason for why I think getting a "phase" would be a good idea!

[Keith says proudly while patting Michael's back... probably causing more shame to fill his face]

....Oh, right- I've been meaning to ask about your story, Michael! See, I have met or acknowledged every monster that the group has faced at least once in horrorland....but never yours! So who are they? ....Unless your enemy is eggs now...

[They ponder while rubbing their chin....I mean, there was a decent amount of egg products in horrorland so-]

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Keith enters the office of the P.I, seeing tons of boxes laid out around him. He then hears a pant and spots Lizzy wiping her head with a towel.

Lizzy: Oh? Hey Keith! Whatcha doin here? Happy summer!

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[As Abby told her horrific tale, the sound of food being munched on would strangely fill the air-]

Oh- don't mind me! But yeah, that- munch must've been real scary to go through!

But- munch I think I know of a disease that- crunch could've helped you....trying to remember it though...

[The room would fall into silence as Keith thought hard on what..."disease" he was thinking of.]

["Did you see him go get popcorn?" "No- I thought you gave it to him" "I didn't even know we had popcorn!"]

Aha!

[Keith smiles brightly]

You should've caught "Phase" disease!

.

.

.

[Keith would become silent as everyone began staring at him like a crazy person-]

.....Y'know! The disease that appears in most teens where they become totally different from before! Like, getting all moody...suddenly becoming allergic to bright colors...uncontrollable need to drastically change their style....becoming aggressive when people accuse them of having the disease by going "it's not a phase, mom!!"

[....someone could be heard trying to conceal their laugh-]

...Anyways, the disease could've made you cut your hair short and dye it blonde... Then Tuttan would be powerless because your hair isn't black!

Oh- oh - and if you don't wanna change your hair blonde, what if you still dyed it....but dyed it black....then Tuttan would eat some without a thought and die of the chemicals!

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Keith enters the office of the P.I, seeing tons of boxes laid out around him. He then hears a pant and spots Lizzy wiping her head with a towel.

Lizzy: Oh? Hey Keith! Whatcha doin here? Happy summer!

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.Matt! That's terrible!

[Keith would cry out when the other suggested turning Bradley into their huge profit machine.]

.....he could easily escape one day and then crush you like a bug. Or, toss you into space for revenge, and then you would be living on an unfamiliar planet full of weirdos!

[He says as if Earth was normal itself- like that pile of gunk he puked up earlier was pulsating now that's not good is it-]

[Before anyone could comment on the breathing pile, Keith swiftly begins reading through the files again before landing on a pair of old-fashioned scissors.]

...I wanna bully this file for some reason.

[Keith says completely deadpan.]

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Keith enters the office of the P.I, seeing tons of boxes laid out around him. He then hears a pant and spots Lizzy wiping her head with a towel.

Lizzy: Oh? Hey Keith! Whatcha doin here? Happy summer!

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Oh!! Matt!!!

[Keith began bouncing in place a bit, excited to see his best friend and even more so to hear his story again but with more detail!!! But as Matt uttered the words "Remember bradley"-]

huff....huff....huff.....

[....well, alrighty then - after that whole scene, Keith would pay super close attention to Matt's story... getting more and more cross at how much of a stupid butt-face Bradley was being. Ugh, he could really tell how much Matt despised him...if only....if only...]

....I know the monster blood only made you, what, house-size tall? But....what if it made you really big....like SUPER big! I'm talking Kaiju big!

Then you could easily fling Bradley to a different planet with how strong you are! He could go be annoying to a different species!

Oh- oh! Orrr....what if he ate some as well and you guys had a Kaiju battle like king kong vs godzilla

[Keith starts punching the air to get his point across.]

Bradley already has a killer breath so it wouldn't be too different!

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Keith enters the office of the P.I, seeing tons of boxes laid out around him. He then hears a pant and spots Lizzy wiping her head with a towel.

Lizzy: Oh? Hey Keith! Whatcha doin here? Happy summer!

[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

....pff-

[Keith couldn't help but giggle at that... yeah, there was some dread in the idea of the vsg never being made if Lizzy wasn't around, but the idea of an endless slide really was boring now that he thinks about it.]

I would've probably been retired before your review got to the end of the slide, so at least you're not dragging me down with you!

[They tease with a playful shove before shuddering a little.]

Also- remind me to personally shave Luke's face if he ever starts growing some hair because I really don't like the idea of bearded Luke...

[The image subconsciously flashes in their heads again, causing the two to both shiver in sync.]

....Oo, what about some of the other cases?

[He moves on while picking up some more files.]

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Keith enters the office of the P.I, seeing tons of boxes laid out around him. He then hears a pant and spots Lizzy wiping her head with a towel.

Lizzy: Oh? Hey Keith! Whatcha doin here? Happy summer!

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[Keith was nodding along idly, trying his best to vision how the whole thing went down...that was until Lizzy started talking about Clay and the doom slide.]

....HUH???

[Popping that thought from his head, Keith ran straight to Lizzy and began shaking her frantically]

Are you crazy?! What if that was the enteral slide?? You had very good reason to think so and still went down?? Do- do you know what would've happened if that was the enteral slide?

[A vivid image would flash into Lizzy's mind.]

You would've found yourself graduating high-school in that slide! Heck-

You would've probably gotten a job in that slide! Forever counting each bolt or bug that passed you by! Be thankful you're still here today.

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Keith enters the office of the P.I, seeing tons of boxes laid out around him. He then hears a pant and spots Lizzy wiping her head with a towel.

Lizzy: Oh? Hey Keith! Whatcha doin here? Happy summer!

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Hi Lizzy!! Happy- wait...it's summer now? Huh...

[He puts his hands to his hips while looking off to the side...man, it's been a while, hasn't it?]

Oh- happy summer to you as well!

[The boy smile as Lizzy goes to move one of the other boxes.]

Ah! Let me help!

[Grabbing the heavy box with two hands, Keith begins shuffling his way towards whatever direction Lizzy was pointing at.]

What I'm doing here? Well, I wanted to hang out with you guys again! Work at horrorland has been brutal lately...even the horrors are complaining about it!

[He exclaims with a light giggle before glancing back at Lizzy]

Anyways, is Luke here? Or any of the other special guests? Maybe we could all play something togethe-

[Suddenly, Keith would trip over his feet and go flying to the ground, making the content in the box he was holding go flying all over the ground!]

Ah- sorry, sorry! I forgot to tie my shoelaces before I- huh?

[The boy gets on his knees to inspect the files on the ground, noting how each and every one had the names of the vsg on them.]

.....Hey Lizzy? What's this?

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Keith enters the office of the P.I, seeing tons of boxes laid out around him. He then hears a pant and spots Lizzy wiping her head with a towel.

Lizzy: Oh? Hey Keith! Whatcha doin here? Happy summer!

[ask-keith-the-basement-dweller]

not really important but I made a second blog to talk about random stuff I like so if anyone's interested in it- its called hyperfixation central (I don't know how to @ other blogs so yeah sorry-)

Also probably still gonna allow asks to be received- just nothing that mentions the event going on rn (pretend you're asking before the event hehe)