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[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

I recently got word you were demoted to a public event boss, may your fortunes turn soon after this upsetting turn of events

Aiat

Demoted ? I find this position much more comfortable…

Aiat indeed I suppose

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

Lord xivu he also asked about your brood

My apologies for my silence, lightbearers. I have been quite busy for the past few months. Between my sisters causing me trouble and your ilk trying to break into my realm, I have had too much business to take care of.

I will do my best to respond to these asks of yours eventually…. After Ir’halak and Ir’anuk reintroduce me to using this strange technology…

//my bad for disappearing. Busy with life and what not.

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

Wait… you banged everyone’s moms ?

Okay, got it, you banged all our moms, but I'm pretty sure Eramis banged your sister in the meantime ngl

My sister would’ve been the one doing the banging. Also, my sister is her own grown woman, she can bang whoever she pleases. That being said, I’m going to nuke her.

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

The looksmaxing maliciously mogging mew-matic menace

I drew you 😼😼 (from memory btw)

… am I mogging in this photo…

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

MEWING SCANDAL !!1!1

//erm what the sigma ?

I drew you 😼😼 (from memory btw)

… am I mogging in this photo…

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

I believe mewing is a better term

I drew you 😼😼 (from memory btw)

… am I mogging in this photo…

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

I smelled someone was talking shit !

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

@ask-hunter-vanguard-crow you little shit he doesn’t die he just goes the jail !

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

YOU BITCH I SAID NO SPOILERS WHY DO YOU KEEP SPOILING THE DEATHS

Also wait isn’t the show a prequel ?!

Alright guys boutta watch better call Saul now that I’ve finished watching breaking bad

Please no spoilers

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

Alright guys boutta watch better call Saul now that I’ve finished watching breaking bad

Please no spoilers

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

Umm lord xivu the weird bombs the wrathborn recently delivered have uhh …

Dissapeared

Man I just watched a bunch of godzilla movies we had in the archives and damn we really need to get rid of nukes that is gonna cause some big trouble

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

I put them there

Fuck you and your mother

…

Savathun is your mother right ? Atleast that’s what lord xivu told me when I asked her about you

Sugar mommy is just another term for adoptive mother right ?

“Was anyone going to tell me that there’s fucking sCORN IN THE APOTHECARY-“

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

So basically. It’s weird thing like an electrical magic conch you speak into with an endless well of knowledge

It can also help you decide stuff and help you with daily tasks

Im just going to ask outright

What the hell is chatgpt. I keep seeing it meantioned and I always ask about it and only ever get snarky comments and such

Please enlighten me

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

well how about I go and gnaw on your arm or something huh ? What would you do then tough guy

The Drifter has been, well, not quiet. Quite the opposite, he’s been loud and exuberant, even more then usual.

“You lot ever eat a Hive before?” He runs the jade coin through his fingers as smoothly as the hundred other times he’s done this trick. He savors the feeling of the cold jade to his skin, and pauses before reappearing the coin.

“Like I always say, I’ll eat anything once, even in..unconventional ways.”

He smirks, pulling the coin out from his sleeve, revealing the Hive token.

“Hive! Bring a sword.”

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

I am fucking gaming

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

My lord are you alright ? Did I say something wrong ?

😭

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

Wait my Mother ? Do you mean lord xivu

Haha she’s not my mother haha

“Hey! You should ask your mother to give you a promotion. Heh. Maybe she’ll turn you into a headless one.” @first-ghost-immaru

Huh ?

I don’t think there’s another promotion I can get at this point unless I branch out to like IT or HR