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I have a gun how many coffee lovers do I need to kill

Violence is not the answer. I say we throw their coffee in the harbour.

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NO YOU’RE RIGHT TEA IS THE BEST AND I WILL FIGHT WITH YOU WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE

Thank you. You're getting a knighthood.

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How do you even like tea? *Sips coffee* coffee runs through my veins

You should probably see a doctor about that.

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do you like bts? :D

Whom?

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Hey Georgie old pal... this is your Dadbro speaking... I just wanted to say... I miss you... I ((read: my blog)) have died but I need you to know that I never stopped loving you... you're the best

........Am I being haunted?

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English breakfast tea is good

Yes. Correct.

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Only the strong are able to handle the sour taste of coffee. You must be a wussy.

Must I? If you say so. 🙄

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COFFEE IS TERRIBLE HOW CAN PEOPLE DRINK THE STUFF!? Also what's your favorite flavor of tea? Mine's the vanilla caramel one I have.

Depends on my mood. I love Earl Grey and Darjeeling, but sometimes you can't beat a good cup of English breakfast tea.

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hihihi do you ever do rp in the messages?? because I have a dead ham rp blog but you intrigued me and I don’t want everyone to think I’m coming back because my muse is way too small for me to be getting starters?

((Yes! Message me!))

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Have you ever tried drinking coffee? I don’t understand how most people are able to consume it without cream or sugar.

I can’t even stand the smell of it. I’ll stick with tea.

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Have you ever consider eating a donut? They’re pretty tasty!

They certainly are! 

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“Aww, come on, Sammy.” George whined, grabbing his boyfriend’s hands and leading him over to the bed, taking a seat on the edge. “It would be so cute. And you don’t have to say yes straight away, I just want you to think about it.” The night before, George had stumbled across some photos online which had immediately planted the idea in his mind that he and Sam should get matching tattoos. He knew it was a long shot, of course, and that Sam would almost definitely refuse. It was worth asking, though. It would be cute. “It can’t be that painful, anyway. People do it all the time. And it would be small, so it would be easy to hide...” George was fully aware that he was pouting now. The idea was stuck in his head, and while he wouldn’t actually force Sam to get a tattoo, he wasn’t going down without a fight. “And speak for yourself. I’m in my prime.”

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Sam looked at George like he was crazy, crossing his arms over his chest. It was true that his boyfriend was much more… open to new ideas than Sam was, and usually the Bishop was able to take things in stride. But this? This was just too much. Who did George think he was, some kind of liberal-minded twenty-year-old? 

“George, no! There is no way I’m getting a tattoo. Aren’t they painful?” He said, rubbing his arm anxiously, shivering a little as he tried to get the thought of how big the needle would probably be out of his head. “Aren’t we both a little old to be getting tattoos? What would the point even be?”

Sam usually would try to let his boyfriend down gently, mostly because if Sam got all riled up, it would only encourage George to try harder. This time, however small it was, the idea was just too preposterous. 

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I know you don't have a secret tunnel to Sam cause he lives in america

He did live in America, you're right. But he recently moved to London and has his own room in the palace. ;)

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Hey your majesty how much can Sammy take in of your dick at once

He’d cry if I actually answered this, and I don’t want him to cry.

He’s a very talented man, that’s all I’m saying.

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Give me your crown, please? It’s so shiny. Shiny is good.

Shiny is good. That’s why I’m keeping it.

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What percentage of cuteness do you consider yourself to be? ^-^

I feel like saying 100% would be too narcissistic, so 99.9%.

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I'mma be real with ya Georgie, fave British king? James I no doubt. I mean dude had a secret tunnel to his boyfriends room p awesome

How do you know I don’t have one of those too? :)