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ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's amazing how many garbage takes could be avoided with a single Google search.

There are tons of amazing sculptors still working today.

I mean, has the internet already forgotten the hammerhead shark made out of hammerheads?

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You sound a lot like your Dad y’know

He could've at least tried some more instead of wasting his time with that Poet!

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Maybe you could ask a member of your staff to help? Surely, someone must be awake at this hour.

Can someone remind me again why I'm paying this Wizard?

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Ok Fink, what are you going to do now?

I'm a King! Not a Babysitter!

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*Leaves a baby on your doorstep*

(to be continued?)

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Items ‘Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters’ Game Boy

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Items ‘Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters’ Game Boy

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If you could go invisible and leaves no trace of anything, what would be the first thing you steal?

Your man

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i'm "one of the peasants" who can launch you into the exosphere with one swift kick so watch those three inches of vertebrae you call a back

Excuse you!? How dare you talk to your King like that! If you don't watch your mouth I will have you beheaded at the end of this!

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fink (derogatory)

Derogatory huh? I didn't know you Peasants knew such words, guess you are one of the "smart" ones?

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Cut myself on my own fingernail by accident today, so you all better watch out now before I throw hands ♥

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In the nicest way possible, are you high off your shit?

No, simply sober and mentally unstable~

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