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Haha Light has period cramps. Couldn't be me~

Alright now here's the key to letting this pass easily:

You're gonna want a heating pad and some form of chocolate, which I assume you'll have easy access to since you work directly under one of the richest men in the world.

Toodles! :3

"Trust me, I know what I need. I have a little sister and a mother. And I'm well-versed in anatomy and health. I've already got a heating pad, one of my mothers."

"Besides, I don't need L to buy me chocolate, who I assume you're talking about. I have my own money, thank you very much. I don't wanna be in that man's debt anyways."

"And I'm not Kira, for your information. I'm not stupid, I see what you've done with the lettering and colors."

@informl-onthings

[ask-kira-suspect]

Please god remove all my suffering and give it to Light Yagami oh also! *gives u my period cramps* :333 enjoy

"Hey, stop it-"

*Poof!*

"Guh- Fuck, I knew it hurt but not this badly... I'm...I'm gonna go lie down."

[ask-kira-suspect]

what do you think of the United healthcare CEO shooting?

"If I'm being honest, I believe the killer was in much pain and aggravation at being denied care, I can understand his anger, however, that doesn't mean he should kill to prove a point."

"After all, killing is never justified. Certainly not for revenge, after all, the killer is not a judge nor an executioner. He had no right to pull that trigger, and yet he did."

[ask-kira-suspect]

Hey king

You’re Kira

Please kill JD Vance and Donald Trump

I would like to keep my rights

"I'm not Kira, to start this off. Secondly, I have no idea who you're even speaking about. Who is JD Vance? I've heard of Donald Trump once I believe, but why should I care about some rich old American...?"

[ask-kira-suspect]

Light hated how he felt, he felt too human right now. Uncontrollable emotions, the strange and sudden need for L to be close and touching him everywhere, skin to skin contact was what he needed desperately for some reason.

"...No." Light couldn't resist the urge to tease L, after all, by technicality, that was a full sentence. He still wasn't close enough...closer... more. It was gnawing at his brain, the need to feel L's unnaturally cold skin against his own.

The brunette barely managed to keep himself from spouting the disgusting romantic words that he could practically taste on his tongue, he knew he couldn't say it, it'd ruin what little dignity he was managing to keep himself sane.

Light barely resisted the urge to actually sink his teeth into L's skin, he couldn't explain where the sudden urge came from or why he suddenly needed to desperately sink into L.

have fun with L *hits you with the yandere beam*

"Not again-!" Light groaned, trying to close his eyes as the red beam appeared, in a useless attempt to stop whatever the anon meant, but the damage was already done.

Instantaneously, any single thought that didn't contain L (there weren't many, to begin with) disappeared from Light's mind. Every memory with L went to the forefront of his mind, especially the few where there skin had brushed together, on purpose or not.

Immediately one thought consumed Light, he had to be next to L, he had to feel L against every small sample of skin he had, to dig into L's skin and live inside his carcass if that meant L wouldn't leave him.

Light opened the door to the hotel room L had been staying in, he'd been called over by L for a meeting with the rest of the team, but Light couldn't care less about the meeting. He strode in the room, not even caring to close the door behind him.

The sound of Soichiro, his father, concernedly questioning what he was doing didn't reach Light's ear, or more like he didn't care to understand what the older man had said, his eyes zeroed in on L's bedroom, where he had to be, since he wasn't in the living area yet.

Light opened the door without knocking, shutting it behind him since he faintly could remember how embarrassing it'd be to do this in front of his father, and the other agents.

He made a small huff as he noticed L was sitting down, reading some report on the laptop, or had been til Light rudely interrupted. Light didn't care, just caring that L's attention wasn't on him. L should care about him, him, him! He was Kira, L should be throwing himself at him!

Light crawled onto the bed, before draping himself across L's lap, completely uncaring as the computer keys clicked and spammed letters into the search bar under him, only letting out a small sigh of relaxation as he finally could feel L's body against his own slightly.

But Light wanted, no, needed more. But for now, this was okay, he supposed... for now.

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Light kept his lips shut, being cautious of what he said, considering what he wanted to say was far too soft. Too romantic. Too disgusting to say.

The brunette simply shook his head, adjusting his position and nudging the laptop out of the way completely disrupting L's work. Light pressed his face into L's chest, arms weakly wrapped around L's torso.

Light couldn't understand why he needed to be so close to L all of a sudden, and why every little touch was making his heart become a thunderous beat and pounding against his ribs, so hard it almost made him think they'd crack from the force of it.

As soon as L attempted to move slightly, Light immediately felt threatened and began to squeeze his arms around L, tightening like a boa constrictor and letting out a sound of pure dissatisfaction and anger. Just the thought of L moving away from him made Light feel a murderous rage bubble up in his chest.

"Don't." Light snarled out, nails digging into L's skin. As soon as L stopped moving, Light went slack, all the tension in his body disappearing as fast as it came. Going from a boa constrictor attempting to strangle its prey to a pet curled up against its owner instead.

have fun with L *hits you with the yandere beam*

"Not again-!" Light groaned, trying to close his eyes as the red beam appeared, in a useless attempt to stop whatever the anon meant, but the damage was already done.

Instantaneously, any single thought that didn't contain L (there weren't many, to begin with) disappeared from Light's mind. Every memory with L went to the forefront of his mind, especially the few where there skin had brushed together, on purpose or not.

Immediately one thought consumed Light, he had to be next to L, he had to feel L against every small sample of skin he had, to dig into L's skin and live inside his carcass if that meant L wouldn't leave him.

Light opened the door to the hotel room L had been staying in, he'd been called over by L for a meeting with the rest of the team, but Light couldn't care less about the meeting. He strode in the room, not even caring to close the door behind him.

The sound of Soichiro, his father, concernedly questioning what he was doing didn't reach Light's ear, or more like he didn't care to understand what the older man had said, his eyes zeroed in on L's bedroom, where he had to be, since he wasn't in the living area yet.

Light opened the door without knocking, shutting it behind him since he faintly could remember how embarrassing it'd be to do this in front of his father, and the other agents.

He made a small huff as he noticed L was sitting down, reading some report on the laptop, or had been til Light rudely interrupted. Light didn't care, just caring that L's attention wasn't on him. L should care about him, him, him! He was Kira, L should be throwing himself at him!

Light crawled onto the bed, before draping himself across L's lap, completely uncaring as the computer keys clicked and spammed letters into the search bar under him, only letting out a small sigh of relaxation as he finally could feel L's body against his own slightly.

But Light wanted, no, needed more. But for now, this was okay, he supposed... for now.

@informl-onthings

[ask-kira-suspect]

have fun with L *hits you with the yandere beam*

"Not again-!" Light groaned, trying to close his eyes as the red beam appeared, in a useless attempt to stop whatever the anon meant, but the damage was already done.

Instantaneously, any single thought that didn't contain L (there weren't many, to begin with) disappeared from Light's mind. Every memory with L went to the forefront of his mind, especially the few where there skin had brushed together, on purpose or not.

Immediately one thought consumed Light, he had to be next to L, he had to feel L against every small sample of skin he had, to dig into L's skin and live inside his carcass if that meant L wouldn't leave him.

Light opened the door to the hotel room L had been staying in, he'd been called over by L for a meeting with the rest of the team, but Light couldn't care less about the meeting. He strode in the room, not even caring to close the door behind him.

The sound of Soichiro, his father, concernedly questioning what he was doing didn't reach Light's ear, or more like he didn't care to understand what the older man had said, his eyes zeroed in on L's bedroom, where he had to be, since he wasn't in the living area yet.

Light opened the door without knocking, shutting it behind him since he faintly could remember how embarrassing it'd be to do this in front of his father, and the other agents.

He made a small huff as he noticed L was sitting down, reading some report on the laptop, or had been til Light rudely interrupted. Light didn't care, just caring that L's attention wasn't on him. L should care about him, him, him! He was Kira, L should be throwing himself at him!

Light crawled onto the bed, before draping himself across L's lap, completely uncaring as the computer keys clicked and spammed letters into the search bar under him, only letting out a small sigh of relaxation as he finally could feel L's body against his own slightly.

But Light wanted, no, needed more. But for now, this was okay, he supposed... for now.

@informl-onthings

[ask-kira-suspect]

"So they found Misa out? Not shocking. She wasn't fit to keep such a secret, it was quite obvious. And why would she be a personal topic? She's just some woman who found out who I was and wouldn't leave me alone."

"I doubt the textbooks have the true way she found me since not even L himself knew it. So I'll just stick with what the public got told and saw on live television."

"While I was called in by L to help, and I'm guessing he used this to watch over me. By then Misa, or the second Kira, had a tape sent to Sakura TV and broadcast already. I was asked to view the tapes when I got to the hotel L was staying at."

"I, of course, had already known there had to have been a second Kira as I was not the one who sent those tapes in. So, I gave them the answer they wanted, and stated I believed there was a second Kira."

"The team L had been working with then decided to attempt to trick the second Kira, by pretending the real Kira had sent a tape back, that way we could get the second Kira to announce themselves or mess up."

"Several days later, Watari received a tape from the second Kira that stated she would obey the original, but she needed to meet him personally. Stupidly, she revealed important details about the death note I wish she hadn't, including the fact she had the shinigami eyes. Like I said, Misa wasn't the smartest."

"L decided to broadcast the tape Misa sent in to try and get me, the true Kira to reply since she was giving out details I wanted hidden. Several days later I went out with one of the agents, Matsuda, to try and catch the second Kira. Instead, she had been hiding in a Cafe and used her Shinigami eyes to single me out. One of the few smart things she did..."

"Anyways. She then replied to the broadcast stating she had found me, and L attempted to tell Misa that she'd get a lesser sentence if she came out, but of course, Misa ignored that and found me online, and then stalked me home one night."

"She came to my house and claimed I was her boyfriend to my mother and sister, and I had to go along with it. Once in the privacy of my room, stuff happened that the public wouldn't know, but we came to an agreement. She would listen to my every word and act as Kira while I was being watched by L."

"All in all, I never felt anything for Misa. She was just a pawn in my game, and if we're using chess terms, I'd reluctantly label her as the queen on my side. She had many things that I did not, such as the Shinigami Eyes and a shinigami named Rem who had fallen for her and would've done anything for her, even dying to save her in the end."

"Truly, Misa may not have been the smartest, but she did have the best assets. If only she wasn't so annoying with her proclaims of love and I might've actually fallen for her eventually."

"Does what I've said entertain you enough?"

"Could you help me with an Ethics essay.."

(@official-minoru)

"Why should I? It'd be cheating, since I've already gone through all of it, and done it before."

"Besides, it's rather funny to see you fail if you do. It just shows how pathetic and imperfect you are."

[ask-kira-suspect]

"Tsk. Of course they have things on me, I suppose they'd be rather interested in my reasoning and such."

"I can't answer it unless you tell me about how they write about me. After all, if I give you too many things they didn't write about, you may be seen as a 'sympathizer' or a fan which I wouldn't mind but I'm sure you and your fragile dignity would."

"But then again, if I give you too less details you'll get a smaller grade."

"Could you help me with an Ethics essay.."

(@official-minoru)

"Why should I? It'd be cheating, since I've already gone through all of it, and done it before."

"Besides, it's rather funny to see you fail if you do. It just shows how pathetic and imperfect you are."

[ask-kira-suspect]

"Don't you dare. I doubt he'd even accept in the first place. You want help with ethics? Fine."

"What is your essay on?"

"Could you help me with an Ethics essay.."

(@official-minoru)

"Why should I? It'd be cheating, since I've already gone through all of it, and done it before."

"Besides, it's rather funny to see you fail if you do. It just shows how pathetic and imperfect you are."

[ask-kira-suspect]

"Could you help me with an Ethics essay.."

(@official-minoru)

"Why should I? It'd be cheating, since I've already gone through all of it, and done it before."

"Besides, it's rather funny to see you fail if you do. It just shows how pathetic and imperfect you are."

[ask-kira-suspect]

ཐི༏ཋྀ󠀮 - This action will have consequences.

- ཐི༏ཋྀ󠀮 anon.

"What? What's this supposed to mean..?"

[ask-kira-suspect]

Light, if given the choice, would you never have found the notebook become a Kira suspect?

"I assume you meant "never become a Kira suspect?""

"I suppose if I had been given the choice, I still would've chosen what I have today. If I didn't, I would've never met L. Despite the fact he's technically my enemy and sees me as such, he is the closest thing I've had to a true friend."

"...But, maybe, in another universe, I never am one. And perhaps there I am happy. But that is not this universe, and I do not get that choice."

[ask-kira-suspect]

"Admired? As if, it's more like a mutual interest. He's curious about me because he thinks I'm Kira and I'm one of the few people to meet his level, I'm curious about his intelligence and if he'll ever actually catch me."

"...I suppose I understand that too. Especially when you know everything your school attempts to teach you already, you're often simply stuck there, wishing you were anyone else... Shocking, I know, to hear me speak badly about school since I was a top student, but it's not in school anymore anyways."

"Oh, and, you do realize I can't feel empathy at all? It's part of why I'm such a great 'murderer'. No empathy means no regret, doesn't it?"

"This is who Ryuk chose after my death? Tch. He can't even think a few decades ahead, how is he any replacement for me? Pathetic."

"You do realize your money plan will fail, right? In a few short years, the Japanese economy will shift and change, adjusting to the new billionaires you create."

"And then costs will sky rocket on everything, and everyone who's not with your bank will suffer from it because it'll become an economic crisis. And then you've got a new problem on your hands and no notebook, shinigami or memories."

"Have fun, kid."

- The original. (@ask-kira-suspect)

“I can’t believe the timeline thing actually exists — unless you’re a troll. Either way, I’ll reply to you simply without making it that big of a deal with so many paragraphs…

First off, I didn’t think about this long-term because I don’t plan on keeping the notebook or using it at all. The security’s practically impassable with everything being tracked now (<—your fault) so I’d be immediately caught.

Secondly, I’m not like you, don’t think that I’m your disciple or something just because I have ownership of the notebook. They teach about you in school now, the ‘worst of the worst’ they call you; I don’t care about your views on criminals or the power of killing people on command, so I’m selling it.

It’s not my problem who takes it, since as you said I’ll have no memories of it by then. I wasn’t chosen because I was smart, Ryuk just wanted more apples and thought the more entertaining the human, the more apples he could get on the daily…”

-M.T.

[ask-kira-suspect]

"You do realize that whatever president wins the book will be paying you their taxpayer money and likely put their country into serious debt because of this? I don't think you should feel like a dick, most of them are rich bastards who suck."

"A successor is most likely what happened. Even still, they have no way reached L's genius. He's one of a kind. No one can ever even dream of truly replicating it."

"Don't feel bad for Ryuk, you idiot. He's a murderer like me, you do realize? He's probably killed far more people, innocent people, than I ever have."

"You care too much about others feelings. It's sickening."

"This is who Ryuk chose after my death? Tch. He can't even think a few decades ahead, how is he any replacement for me? Pathetic."

"You do realize your money plan will fail, right? In a few short years, the Japanese economy will shift and change, adjusting to the new billionaires you create."

"And then costs will sky rocket on everything, and everyone who's not with your bank will suffer from it because it'll become an economic crisis. And then you've got a new problem on your hands and no notebook, shinigami or memories."

"Have fun, kid."

- The original. (@ask-kira-suspect)

“I can’t believe the timeline thing actually exists — unless you’re a troll. Either way, I’ll reply to you simply without making it that big of a deal with so many paragraphs…

First off, I didn’t think about this long-term because I don’t plan on keeping the notebook or using it at all. The security’s practically impassable with everything being tracked now (<—your fault) so I’d be immediately caught.

Secondly, I’m not like you, don’t think that I’m your disciple or something just because I have ownership of the notebook. They teach about you in school now, the ‘worst of the worst’ they call you; I don’t care about your views on criminals or the power of killing people on command, so I’m selling it.

It’s not my problem who takes it, since as you said I’ll have no memories of it by then. I wasn’t chosen because I was smart, Ryuk just wanted more apples and thought the more entertaining the human, the more apples he could get on the daily…”

-M.T.

[ask-kira-suspect]

"Do you really care about false advertising, kid? That's the least of your damn worries right now. And you're certainly somewhat skilled."

"If I had to take a guess about your timeline I probably managed to kill the true L if I managed to have a 'reign', so I doubt the L you speak of is half as talented as my- as thee L. Plus, do you really think the FBI are smart like you?"

"Most FBI agents are stupid and have never actually been in action and fumble while holding a gun since they're just desk warmers. I doubt you have to worry about mafia either, I've dealt with most if not all of them by now in your timeline and mine."

"You won't have emotional baggage if you keep it and lock it away. And if you do, that just goes to show how weak of a death note holder you are, tch."

"This is who Ryuk chose after my death? Tch. He can't even think a few decades ahead, how is he any replacement for me? Pathetic."

"You do realize your money plan will fail, right? In a few short years, the Japanese economy will shift and change, adjusting to the new billionaires you create."

"And then costs will sky rocket on everything, and everyone who's not with your bank will suffer from it because it'll become an economic crisis. And then you've got a new problem on your hands and no notebook, shinigami or memories."

"Have fun, kid."

- The original. (@ask-kira-suspect)

“I can’t believe the timeline thing actually exists — unless you’re a troll. Either way, I’ll reply to you simply without making it that big of a deal with so many paragraphs…

First off, I didn’t think about this long-term because I don’t plan on keeping the notebook or using it at all. The security’s practically impassable with everything being tracked now (<—your fault) so I’d be immediately caught.

Secondly, I’m not like you, don’t think that I’m your disciple or something just because I have ownership of the notebook. They teach about you in school now, the ‘worst of the worst’ they call you; I don’t care about your views on criminals or the power of killing people on command, so I’m selling it.

It’s not my problem who takes it, since as you said I’ll have no memories of it by then. I wasn’t chosen because I was smart, Ryuk just wanted more apples and thought the more entertaining the human, the more apples he could get on the daily…”

-M.T.

[ask-kira-suspect]

"And yet, you're going to sell the book. And you and I both know that book will end up going for billions if not more yen, and it'll likely go to a president somewhere."

"The best thing to happen there is they agree to get rid of the notebook and use that to guilt trip everyone into thinking they're good and use the book in secret, the worst thing leading to wars over the book, and probably thousands if not millions of deaths."

"Deaths that you can stop easily. You want money? Fine. I understand your greed, as much as I despise it. Let them bid on it. Cause havoc. Get your money. And then just don't give it. Or give them a fake to get them off your tail for a bit. Hide it if you don't want to use it."

"Sure, they'll send people after you, but so far you've done good. You've hidden your trail decently. And if L hasn't found you yet, there's not any chance that someone they send will find you."

"This is who Ryuk chose after my death? Tch. He can't even think a few decades ahead, how is he any replacement for me? Pathetic."

"You do realize your money plan will fail, right? In a few short years, the Japanese economy will shift and change, adjusting to the new billionaires you create."

"And then costs will sky rocket on everything, and everyone who's not with your bank will suffer from it because it'll become an economic crisis. And then you've got a new problem on your hands and no notebook, shinigami or memories."

"Have fun, kid."

- The original. (@ask-kira-suspect)

“I can’t believe the timeline thing actually exists — unless you’re a troll. Either way, I’ll reply to you simply without making it that big of a deal with so many paragraphs…

First off, I didn’t think about this long-term because I don’t plan on keeping the notebook or using it at all. The security’s practically impassable with everything being tracked now (<—your fault) so I’d be immediately caught.

Secondly, I’m not like you, don’t think that I’m your disciple or something just because I have ownership of the notebook. They teach about you in school now, the ‘worst of the worst’ they call you; I don’t care about your views on criminals or the power of killing people on command, so I’m selling it.

It’s not my problem who takes it, since as you said I’ll have no memories of it by then. I wasn’t chosen because I was smart, Ryuk just wanted more apples and thought the more entertaining the human, the more apples he could get on the daily…”

-M.T.