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[hanavbara]

death note 💀📝🍎 #デスノート

[gliverglitter]

This is hilarious.

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

[putridghost]

I think my favorite part of Death Note is how L and Light are on opposite sides of the autism spectrum, from unable to mask at all to masking so hard they're barely a real person

[ohithankyou]

buck was so funny correcting athena with “ex-boyfriend” because that just made the both of them look exponentially more insane. buck for calling his EX to aid and abet with their crimes and tommy for saying yes to his EX….like cmonnnnn

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Poonam Dhillon in the 80s

[vereseniya]

Hmmm, Donkey.

[azne09]

Free my woman she didn't do anything wrong

[dollh0licz]

I dream of being the most loved doll a pretty collector (my girlfriend) owns. stay pretty for her and have no worries. So lovely!

that’s it. Put me in the dollhouse I’m done

[fmnxpl]

All mine

Pairing: Xavier x fem!reader

Warnings: none its fluff:P maybe a lil angst at the begining

Summary: You seem to be spending an awful lot of time with your other friends recently, so as a result Xavier has started to feel a little…left behind. You make amends.

A/N: i have way too many new fics lined up guyssss and all the guys will get atleast one fic because i just cannot for the life of me decide who my fav is…so all it is!:)) The next fic will prob be a Caleb Fic

!English is not my native Language!

You didn’t really mean to do it.

You and Xavier had so many plans these past few weeks that just never manifested.


At first, it was Monday—you two had planned to visit that new cat café down the road you’d been gushing about for absolute weeks. But then Zayne called you with an emergency: a wanderer had injured another child and wouldn’t talk to anyone else. You texted Xavier on your way to the hospital, letting him know you wouldn’t make it, followed by a cat sticker that apologized. You postponed it to Wednesday. But that day, Rafayel called you, claiming he was “injured” and also “dying,” so you rushed off to him while Xavier was waiting just outside your apartment door. Again, you apologized and postponed it.

Friday, Saturday, then the following Monday. If it wasn’t one of the boys, your work would call you in, and your heart broke for Xavier even more. Never once did he complain or say anything, but you noticed the way his smile became more tight-lipped each time, and how his eyes had gone bored, as if already accounting for the fact that the two of you simply weren’t going.

So after returning home from a rough mission, you immediately turned your phone off—after alerting the other boys not to disturb you under any circumstances. You quickly went through your closet to find something more fitting than your blood-covered work uniform, then closed your apartment door behind you and rushed upstairs to Xavier’s.

In front of his door, your hands had gone clammy, and you didn’t even know why. How long had it been since it was just you and Xavier? God, you missed him so much.
You knocked softly before saying, “It’s me, Xav. Can you let me in?”

The door yanked open in thirty seconds flat.

You didn’t even let him open his mouth before throwing your arms around his neck and planting a sweet, solemn kiss just below his jaw—where you know he’s ticklish.
His hands flew immediately to your waist as he stumbled backwards with you, closing the apartment door behind him.

“I missed you so much, Xav. I’m so sorry for postponing our plans.” You raised your head from his neck to look at him.

He’d grown a soft shade of pink across his cheek before lowering his head too, nuzzling into your hair.

“It’s okay. I know you’ve been busy and—”

You cut him off by placing your hand on his lips, shaking your head vigorously.

“No. You do not get to go sweet boyfriend on me. Xav, you’re allowed to be mad. I know you missed me too.” Your hand went to cradle his face mid-sentence, and you stroked his cheek.

His hand flew to your wrist, pushing into your palm before planting a kiss there.
“Can we stay in today? I’m not really feeling up to going out,” he muttered into your hand and between kisses.

You let out a huge grin, whispering against his lips, “Of course. Whatever you want.”

As you walked into his apartment, he made his way to the kitchen to finish what he’d been cooking before you’d interrupted him. Looking around, you noticed his place was a bit more… messy than it usually was.

“Xav? Why is your apartment so messy?”

No answer. You assumed he couldn’t hear you from the kitchen.

You moved to the couch and sat down in the corner, leaning against the armrest with your legs tucked beneath your chin. Your eyes darted around the apartment before Xavier finally returned and sat down—what seems like an entire ocean away from you. Or at least, that’s how it felt. You furrowed your brows, looking between him and the empty space beside you. Xavier always sat close. Even if it was just a leg brushing yours. The gap between you two now feel less like distance and more like hesitation.

“Xav?” you muttered.

“Yeah?” His eyes focused on yours, then scanned your face like he was mapping out every feature. There's a flicker of something in his eyes, something raw and a little desperate.

“Why are you so far away? Can you—”

You didn’t get to finish before he moved hastily and threw himself between your legs, burying his face in your neck, one of his large hands cradling the back of your head.

“Xavier?” You heard a small whimper as your hand threaded through his hair, trying to pull him back. He refused to move.

“I missed you. So much,” he mumbled, and you felt your heart shatter into tiny pieces. Xavier was usually far more composed than this (sometimes), but you could tell he’d been sitting on these feelings for some time. “I’m so sorry. I’ll call in sick for work and tell everyone I can’t be contacted. I’ll stay with you the whole week. We’ll do whatever you want.”

Your last sentence was followed by a trail of kisses from his eyelid down to the side of his neck, giving a little extra attention to that small mole of his.

“Do you promise?”

“I promise.”

Your eyes darted between his before you raised your hand to smooth the tension from his furrowed brows, then let it drift to his lips, brushing over his bottom one. You let out a soft sigh, leaning in to kiss him.

His hand slid down to your waist, slipping under your (his) shirt. As your lips parted, he helped you take it off, placing kisses down to your lower stomach, where he looked up at you.

“I missed you.”

[ragsandrascals]

Little Queenie sketchbook page

[dantexxorihara]

[hannahwatcheshorror]

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986)

This is a horror movie about plants and dentistry, if you know me at all I am going to give this a high score. But really, folks, this is a classic musical horror film that is fun for the whole family. Rick Moranis is not the strongest singer but he makes up for it with heart. Please enjoy how moist they are able to keep the plant's mouth(s).

⭐⭐⭐⭐.5

Trigger Warning Suicidal Ideations

We meet our pretty hapless main characters Seymour and Audrey. Seymour is of course our plant obsessed little nerd and Audrey his main love interest. They work at a plant shop and while Seymour was perusing the wholesale flower market he found a peculiar little plant that he named Audrey II. It looks like a funky little Venus flytrap. Either way they put it in the window of the shop to drum up business and it worked like a charm, people came flooding in to buy the fakest flowers I’ve seen since Final Girls. Audrey dreams of being with Seymour somewhere green (not Skid Row) but keeps dating the creep she is with because she thinks she doesn’t deserve better. Seymour isn’t sure how to keep Audrey II alive and growing so he sings a whole song about it then cuts himself and the plant starts suckling the air so Seymour feeds it his blood and the plant grows! Wack! Business is still booming because the plant is getting them guest spots on the radio (guest star John Candy). 

As Audrey II gets bigger and bigger it demands more blood from Seymour which is stressing him out and literally draining him. We find out Audrey's abusive boyfriend is Steve Martin and he is a crazy dentist who is a sadist (he loves causing pain to others), which would explain why Audrey is always so beaten up. Audrey II sings a song to Seymour about how he needs to eat a whole human being because he is a hungry boy and while Seymour isn’t happy about this at first they narrow in on Audrey’s boyfriend as the target and that makes Seymour happy. We have a special guest star from Bill Murray as a masochist who goes to the dentist and has just the best time ever. Then Seymour goes to the dentist boyfriend to kill him but doesn’t have to because the guy overdoses on laughing gas. The boyfriend asks, “What’d I ever do to you?” and Seymour simply replies, “Nothin’. It’s what you did to her.” Damn. What a baller. Then Seymour drags the body back to Audrey II, hacks it up, and feeds it to the plant. Wack.

Audrey is getting questioned by the police the next morning so Seymour goes over to her, it turns out her boyfriend is missing (shocking). Seymour suggests that maybe that isn’t a bad thing and Audrey tearfully agrees. They sing a song about how Seymour is suddenly there and it is a really good song. They also finally kiss! Things are really on the up and up, right? Wrong! Because the boss saw Seymour hacking up the body and waited ‘til today to say something. The boss is going to turn Seymour in but Audrey II has other plans (gulps that man right up). Seymour does more press with Audrey II and when he makes a little money he plans to run away with Audrey. Seymour takes Audrey aside and asks for her hand in marriage, she agrees and they will be wed that night! But on his way out the door Audrey II asks for more blood, more meat. Seymour refuses to kill anymore but says he will go to the butcher shop and get some fresh meat for the plant. When Seymour is gone, the crafty plant uses its vines to manipulate the phone and call Audrey, beckoning her over.

When Audrey arrives at the flower shop she is greeted by a simply massive plant that almost immediately grabs her with its vines and starts to gobble her up. Seymour comes through the door just in time to grab her feet but he is too late, she has already been gobbled too violently. They have a sad and romantic moment in the alley where Audrey can have her last words. She tells him that she wants him to feed her to the plant, so that her death means something or whatever. It is super sad and very dramatic but it’s her death so let her have this moment. After she passes Seymour places her gently in the plant's mouth and it eats her slowly. Then Seymour goes up to the top of a roof to (apparently) jump off but he is stopped by a salesman who is showing him that he took a clipping from Audrey II and made a new smaller plant and that they are going to be selling them to folks all over the USA. This rocks Seymour to his core and he runs back to the shop.

Seymour starts to argue with the plant about how its plan the whole time was to get itself spread all across the USA, that is why it helped Seymour get famous. The plant just laughs and laughs, grabbing Seymour with its vines and in general being much stronger now that it has three (3) bodies inside of it. It doesn’t take long before Seymour is eaten as well. Audrey II’s are on shelves all across the USA and soon they take over the USA. The Audrey II’s only need about one (1) and a half people before they can basically feed themselves so it really isn’t that unbelievable that a couple of schmucks wouldn’t do just that and doom the planet (thanks Rick Moranis). Now we sit just watching alien plants destroy buildings to rocking music while people and dogs flee in all directions. At least Audrey got one thing right, the future was green.

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[thesmoshwithnoname]

yes y’all…this is DEFINITELY how two people who hate each other interact and that’s totally how angela stares at people she is uncomfortable with 😭

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[ttokgi]

The speedpaint for my last post

[idontlikemanga]