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Why not.

sets this down and runs... everyone has such interesting ones im tweaking OUT!!!

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Jesus Christ…

What’s the stupidest annon ask that you’ve gotten so far, soap?

(Please don’t say this one)

-🐊 chomp chomp

askin' fur wee ones. if ah kent that wis aw it took tae mak' someone shiver, ah wid've put it tae use in interrogations...

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I have this Hornet in a cup, anyone you want me to release this onto?

Hm. Johnny’s a safe bet.

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Best way to scare unsuspecting friends?

Be quiet on your feet. Don’t alert your presence until the last moment. The feeling of being cornered is the most terrifying instinct an animal can have.

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I feel like if I hugged you, your bones would make a squeaky sound

Sounds about right…

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Should be green ones.

you have really pretty eyes. just saying.

p.s., may i be 🦌? thank you.

aw... cheers, nonnie. ah might hae tae let ghost ken that. says ah shuld get contacts, haha!

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Considering wearing those punk shoulder spikes so no one can surprise hug me

Good tactical advantage for close quarter contact.

For real punk spirit, though. Upcycling cans works.

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Thanks. You’re the best. *hugs*

Right, that’s enough. As you were.

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One of the shark anons from yesterday:

Sharks can be pets, it’s just frowned upon in certain places.

Bamboo shark, Brown-banded bamboo shark, Epaulette Shark, Wobbegong (depending on what species of wobbegong, they can grow quite big), and the Coral catshark!

Most, if not all, are found in aquariums simply because finding a tank big enough for their life to happy and long is much too expensive and difficult to find. But.. yeah!

More you know..

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Hi Ghost, hope you’re having a wonderful day :)

(Hope you’re having a wonderful day too Mod!)

It’s been alright.

TY!!! It’s been a fucking INSANE day. Lots of life lore drops. But we stay WINNING I THINK!!!

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Hi Ghostie, someone completely missed what my intentions were, and then a bunch of people piled on me to say nasty things about me. It made me feel really bad and cry a lot. Any words of advice?

Brush it off. Get back on your feet.

Bunch of bloody idiots bringing you down won’t do you any good to make it to tomorrow.

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got anyone at home, oh mighty ghost? any family?

Negative.

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*gives headpats*

You're close enough to a shark

Alright.

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People do have sharks as pets, LT.. jus’ tamer an’ smaller shark breeds..

Do they? Enlighten me.

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Do you think a shark would enjoy being pet?

Seeing we don’t have them as pets now.. reckon they wouldn’t appreciate it, no.

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*picks up a microphone and taps it on a few times before speaking into it.*

Uh do you ever get so bored of water so you add leaves and a cub of sugar to add it flavor but then it gets too hot so you gotta let it cool down eventually forgetting about it then remembering five minutes later you made flavored water and down the thing?

Congratulations anon on your unique experience. Your reward will be death by firing squad.

Hold still.

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What kind of music do you listen to?

Bit of rock and roll here and there. Cant go wrong with Robert Plant.