#anon asks

[tragedybunny]

Astarion as father...I know that not every player headcanon this (which is fine), but I am curious what kind of father he would be to his dhampire children? What do you think?

I love me some Dadstarion! I have some planed for the future as it turns out.

I think of Astarion as a Father that tries. Like, he genuinely loves his children and wanted to be a good dad. That's what makes all the difference. But he doesn't quite know what he's doing plus he's still a vampire and Astarion.

So...do children occasionally get left somewhere on accident? Yes. Do the children learn to pickpocket and pick locks very early? Yes. Does Astarion occasionally assume they are more capable then they are, like letting a toddler decide what they want for dinner? Yes.

Do those children also know he would die before he'd let them come to any harm and that he loves them more than anything? Absolutely yes.

I would refer to him as a loving disaster.

Thanks for the ask!

[lestappenforever]

apparently Charles said his favorite color is BLUE!?!?

And people say Charles isn’t equally obsessed with Max as Max is with him.

Fools.

[misc-obeyme]

Hey there Been binging your writing for the past 12 hours or so, have to say I am very immersed in it and adore it, thank you!

The way I've been viewing obey me dating is basically trying all of them out to see what I like best I keep thinking on nsfw moments where mc reaches climax, what would happen if accidently she calls out the wrong name? How would the brothers reacts? Dia?

NSFW MDNI

Hello, anon!

Oh wow, thank you! I'm so glad you're enjoying my writing!

Well I have to say that I think most of the demons would be offended in some way at that.

It's funny because I've always thought about how aware the demons are that MC is essentially dating all of them. Like it's clearly something you can do and I always play the game that way, but they kinda just pretend it isn't a thing. Or they sometimes mention it, but there don't seem to be any repercussions?

So on the one hand, they might not care at all if they're all aware that MC is doing that and they're already cool with it. Well, I dunno. I think they'd probably still be a little miffed, but they might be able to let it go a little easier.

But in general, I think it might depend on which name MC calls out, you know?

For instance, you can be sure that Satan would lose his shit if MC called him Lucifer. He would be mildly annoyed about any other name, but if you call him Lucifer? Yikes.

Similarly, I think Diavolo would actually laugh if you called him Lucifer. He'd probably be like wow what a compliment! Anybody else and he'd probably be like hmmm I'm not super fond of that, but I forgive you because you're MC.

I think Lucifer would be mad no matter whose name you said. How dare you, MC. Can't you see that he is the one making you feel this good right now? You're gonna hafta make it up to him.

Mammon would pout. I think he might even develop some kind of complex about it. You would need to reassure him a lot to get him to feel better about it.

Due to being the Avatar of Envy, I really think Levi would also lose his shit about it, no matter whose name you said. Levi is normally very subby and anxious, but I think when his jealousy gets the better of him, he can get intense. Miiiiight go a little crazy with trying to make you orgasm again and again until you get his name right.

Asmo would laugh at first, but then he'd be offended. C'mon, MC! He's the Avatar of Lust!! How could you possibly even have room in your head for anyone else when you're with him, huh?? Forever after that, he'll only have sex with you in front of a mirror so you can't forget which demon you're with.

Beel would be confused and probably a little hurt, but he wouldn't get mad about it. However, if you called him Belphie, he wouldn't be upset. He'd be like oh did you want him to join?

Belphie on the other hand would be angry but in a quieter pissy sort of way. Like he'd start acting petulant with you. But similarly to Beel, if you called him Beel, he'd suggest having him join too lol.

Everybody but Diavolo would require some kind of apology and in the case of some of the more intense reactions, well... good luck lol!

[phatcatphergus]

i love watching the difference in chats when create users are showing off their machines. tubblings act like it's just another day, nothing to see here, while a bunch of crows are shocked at how quickly he can get hundreds of diamonds

When the giant ass drill makes a giant ass hole

[karlylaylayy]

Panties of the day?

[madaman0]

If its not a bother More tomeduardo pleaseee🙏🙏🙏

they're watching SATC as we speak.

[Asks / Requests open]

[kaionyx]

mmh puppy here :33, js wanna say I was in my lecture today and i cldnt think properly, js wanted my boycunt stuffed w your seed :((, need 2 be bred >.<

- 🎀 anon if not taken!

Aww what a deprived little thing you are, thinking such filthy thoughts of me abusing your pretty body when you’re supposed to be focused in class. How would your classmates react knowing all that runs in that little head of yours is daydreams full of taking you at the desk you’re sitting at hm? I bet you’d put on a real fun show for everyone darling, don’t you think?

[kedreeva]

what is the correct way to introduce yourself to peafowl as a first time impression? (im going to be visiting a peafowl sanctuary and i don't want to offend the fancy chickens)

Speak softly, don't look directly at them, don't move directly toward them. They're VERY curious, and if they're at all used to people they will be like cats, and come check you out more if you ignore them than if you pay attention to them. If the sanctuary allows outside food (or if you can get permission), you can bring them some blueberries, mealworms, or roasted peanuts to make friends- these can be tossed near them but not at them, or if they're friendly can be offered on a flat or very slightly curved palm, with your thumb tucked alongside your fingers, not sticking out or folded in. Thumbs sticking out make every pea I've ever met nervous. They all love to peck at shiny things- I would avoid wearing anything shiny on or near your face (earrings, necklaces, other piercings, anything with gems/glitter) or hands if you can, so a) they don't eat anything b) they don't get mad they can't eat the thing and c) you don't startle and jerk away if they peck at something shiny. I don't know how close or far they would get from you, but just in case there are any birds that might take treats from hands. I would also wear cool colors (black, purple, blue, green) over warm or white, if you have any.

Practice your happy peep. As high pitched as you can, a small soft pe-EP! (ascending pitch) is how they communicate about treats and good things. They probably won't recognize it from a human, but it won't hurt to try.

[kellyvela]

It was Sophie who came to Kit with the idea of The Dreadful!!! He says he’s very excited and they are looking to film later this year. Finally some answers to our questions 🥺

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!! I love that Kit sounds so exited for the project and to work with Sophie again ❤️

If some of you missed this, here is Kit Harington talking about the Jonsa Movie The Dreadful 👹

[8-rae-rae-8]

puppy hybrid regressor simon..... save me puppy hybrid regressor simon.....

HE'S SO SPECIAL TO ME

Price has tons of spaces for him. Under the bed (slightly raised so Simon can fit), in the closet, etc etc... He can't let his puppy be sad and uncomfortable

SIMON WHO WHINES LIKE A SAD DOG UNTIL PRICE LOCATES HIM AND SITS FOR CUDDLES

LAP FULL OF ITTY PUPPY

[lestappenforever]

Charles doesn't have his own merch yet, or you bet he'd be asking Charles to sell it (secretly keeping a few for himself).

It's only driver's caps (and a mini helmet for Nico) of other drivers you can find on Verstappen.com, and driver's cap for Charles already exists.

But now I'm vividly picturing Charles talking about launching a whole new line of merch to someone in the Ferrari motorhome and Max kicking the fucking door down, going: "You can launch your merch on Verstappen.com, Charles!"

[quinloki]

I keep trying to think of a scenario where yandere Croc and Doffy go for the same person but I cannot picture them sharing. Croc just wouldn't. The only way I can see it going if the reader finds out about it is they just quietly try to go with Crocodile. Maybe even convincing him to act like he doesn't have them yet. They're both terrifying but Croc is far more bearable than Doflamingo and if he had an eye on me for any reason I'd take almost any alternative

Yeah if I was caught between the two I’d be begging Crocodile to keep me safe. Doflamingo is a hot idea and fantasy but uh, no. No, I’d have to go with Crocodile - and I think he’s actually the more dangerous one.

If you can make it off the island Doffy won’t chase you too far. Clear the Grandline and he might even eventually forget about you.

But Crocodile?

He will find you. He won’t be distracted by some new creature that crosses his path. He would release his plans for Alabasta to dedicate the entire organization to finding you if that’s what it took. He would be the one dangling poor sweet things in front of Doffy to protect you.

But now if these two perpetually divorced energy bastards had formed a bond before you came along? Oh then they’d be able to share. And the only thing saving you is that Crocodile would make sure Doffy didn’t kill you. No matter what scars you may endure, you will at least survive them. >.>

For better or worse

[lorcandidlucienwill]

are u worried ab sjm fucking up lucien's character? also elucien? given how she ruined nessian and the whole shitty writing of tamlin-feyre-rhys.

im an elucien and i know their book is next but knowing sjm im worried. lucien is literally the reason im still reading the series so im paranoid

I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEARS AND I AM SCARED TOO!!!

BUT I HAVE HOPE BECAUSE SHE HAS WRITTEN HIM SO WELL THUS FAR PLUS TOWER OF DAWN GIVES ME HOPE

AND ALSO DEAR ANON I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT IF SHE FUCKS THEM UP I WILL BE HERE WRITING A FIX-IT FIC FOR THEM BECAUSE I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY OTP AND SJM HAD BETTER NOT FUCK THEM UP I SWEAR-

I'm personally more scared for Elain tho.

[thesunfyre4446]

We’re supposed to see Rhaenyra making Laenor leave as an act of love Rhaenyra did to free Laenor from the stifling expectations of the crown but it really is such a cold thing to do and an objectification of Laenor.

He isn’t leaving with Qarl of his own will, he’s forcefully exiled. Also, people act like Qarl was the love of his life. Their relationship is so badly written IMO, Qarl gives Laenor, Rhaenyra and their family these looks that could be seen as jealousy. Theres no indication that he truly cares for Laenor, he looks like he just enjoys being the future consorts lover. The viewers (or at least I did) wonder if he’ll betray them… but the writers just don’t go anywhere with that. It was pointless to even film and let these parts stay in the Final Cut. They are pointless when they sail away together never to be heard from again in the next episode. Maybe they filmed different versions and in one Qarl kills Laenor put of jealousy like in the book- the looks he was giving Laenor and family would go with that version. Otherwise they seem like a storyline that was dropped from the episode.

Furthermore there is no indication that Laenor even loves Qarl. Rhaenyra says she’s allowed Laenor to flaunt around with his loverS in plain sight and Alicent says he’s probably entertaining his squireS. They were an open situationship.

Also If Baby Joffrey’s name is any indication, he’s not even remotely over Joffrey.

Rhaenyra didn’t show Laenor any respect at all. We see it first when she calls Joffrey HER son- that is indication that Laenor probably had no real rights as the Strong boys father. She’s uses Laenor’s name, his position, his family’s navy, his inheritance but she has more of a partnership with Harwin than she does with Laenor. She scolds Laenor constantly while carrying on an open relationship with and close proximity to Harwin in plain sight.

She disrespects Laenor even after he is dead. Once Laenor is dead she has her sons stop wearing his house colors and insignia but she wants the protection of his family name and she wants her non Velaryon son to inherit something that’s not his. TB always point to Alicent’s children wearing Green (- which isn’t even her family’s colors, it’s a color that she claimed for herself) and should be wearing the Targaryen colors because that’s their house but they never talk about how from Daemyra’s wedding on forward none of Rhaenyra’s sons wear Velaryon colors anymore. They’re always dressed in red and black, but their house is supposed to be Velaryon?

An argument can be made for Jace as the heir who will someday take the Targaryen name but Joff and Luke especially should be wearing blue. Luke is meant to become the head of house Velaryon in the future, but he wears house Targaryen colors exclusively. Rhaenyra wants the realm to see the Strong boys as Velaryon, she wants the Velaryons to let her son take their ancestral seat with no protests while she shuns the Velaryons and their symbolism from the moment when Laenor dies.

And is a petty personal opinion lol, but I don’t believe a baby Joffrey named his hatchling “Tyraxes”. She could’ve given him a name to honor his dead father and his Dragon, which Laenore named as a nod to his Velaryon heritage, but as with all of her children’s Dragons and even her own Dragons name, it goes along the lines of Rhaenyra’s lifelong Daemon obsession. Caraxes, Syrax, Vermax, Arax and Tyraxes. Vermax for her heir because I she wanted to link Jacaerys to the image Ang legacy of the greatest Targaryen King, Jaehaerys and his Dragon Vermithor along with the ever present link to hers and Daemon’s dragons. Arrax and Tyraxes are in line with that. Tyraxes is basically Syrax and Caraxes if they had a couple name, with the T substituting the S.

Laenor was always just a tool for Rhaenyra to protect her own self and self interests. She wanted him murdered when Laena’s death freed up Daemon and she- a person who has experienced the grief of losing a close family member- condemned him as “useless” to her and the tool she has used to her benefit for a decade becomes an obstacle to get rid of. Not a friend. Not a husband. Not even a beloved cousin. Not her children’s father. Their relationship was never that understanding, fluffy friendship and partnership that people write it as in their fics, tumblr posts and tweets about how much of a perfect family team black is compared to team Green. Laenor- while having privilege as a man was still in a marriage with a big, big power imbalance. People just turn their blinders on to this because it shatters their view of Team Black as flawless.

thank you so much for the thoughtful ask anon! you've made some interesting points!

i do have to point out that rhaenyra said that she and laenor tried to have children, and laenor apologized to her for not loving the boys enough & said that it's his fault. seems like laenor also didn't really want to be involved with rhaenyra & the kids. so it was def mutual lol

and yeah, while corlys is at fault for insisting on keeping luke as his heir, rhaenyra choosing to dress luke in targ red & black for the petition was ... an interesting choice (as opposed to baela wearing blue <3 )

[zukkaoru]

“I always thought you were the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen” + kunikidazai? :)

“I always thought you were the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen,” Kunikida says. He presses his lips to the pulse point on Dazai’s wrist, allowing them to linger, keeping his touch light.

When he glances up, Dazai’s smile is strained and awkward. “You don’t have to lie to me, Kunikida-kun.”

“I’m not.”

“But—”

“Dazai,” he interrupts gently. He kisses Dazai’s palm next, then flips his hand over and does the same to his knuckles. “I’ve seen you talk yourself up to countless women. Surely you know you’re attractive.”

He looks away. “That’s different.” He shrugs out of Kunikida’s hold, and Kunikida lets him go. “That’s when they can’t see…me.”

“Well,” Kunikida reaches forward, tucking Dazai’s hair behind his ear. He doesn’t touch any more than that, not wanting to make him uncomfortable. “If anyone thinks seeing all of you makes you any less beautiful, they’re simply incorrect.”

Dazai purses his lips, like he’s trying to suppress a smile. He turns away further, though that doesn’t quite hide the blush spreading all the way to the tip of his visible ear. “Kunikida-kun is a suck-up,” he grumbles.

Instead of arguing, Kunikida just laughs.

[alittledizzy]

Hi, my dog died yesterday and I’m still very sad, can we pls talk about our favorite DnP moments? Maybe the most fun ones in our opinion?

Anon, I'm so fucking sorry. I just got back home from a trip and I was waiting to respond to this until I wasn't on my phone since I'm an awful phone typer.

We absolutely can though. For some reason one of the first things that came to my mind was Dan getting a Phil reply (back in the days when they didn't interact on twitter often) and fans freaking out like Dan was another fan that got a notice, and then Dan started replying to fans freaking out back.

Also that one interview they did when they were drunk at one of the cons - it can be kind of cringe to watch but I just think about them being young and right on the verge of having money and popping off. They didn't have full adult vibes yet, like they were just kinda 'kids' (compared to them now) at a convention with their friends (PJ was around) in the US just discovering what kind of interest people had in them and just like, being goofy and dumb and drinking and being young and not knowing what was about to really hit.