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"Now It's too quiet... It's not like I have anyone to talk to...I mean Alice and Boris aren't exactly on good terms with me...Not my fault of course."

(It's definitely his fault.)

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and why is it on your head?

"So I don't lose it, why all the questions? "

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whats that stuck on your horn?

"My martini glass of course!!"

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He's been sober for a whole month. He hates it.

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Alright time for a drunk revival

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Bruh I ligit forgot this existed

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Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[ask-martini-bendy]

Waxy: yeah, but they don't burn!

Well he did a wonderful job at that. But still you Could have been made out of something less scary like tiny goats! (I wanna draw a bendy made of tiny goats now...)

Hellfire:”goats can be scary.”

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It's quiet...

Too quiet...

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Bentini:*coughs*JOEY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!*Coughs more*

*the sound of c Bentini’s vomiting and the  splattering ink echoed through the halls*

Joey: as I said it’s just a little test...

Bentini: I’ll have your head for this,you hear me?! I’ll kill you!  I’LL KILL YOU! *Bentini yelled at Joey until he had fully changed into something else as a result of the “little test”...*

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???: You'll see....

Bentini:...

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???: Bendy come over here. Bentini: fine...*walks over* Bentini:so what did you want?

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(Oh shit he does...)

I just realized something, Setinal prime from transformers animated, looks like that hero from the show “The Tick” Reblog if u see what I mean

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Mayonnaise is a food!!!

Bentini:MAYONNAISE IS A FOOD!!!

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Bentini: fuck you!!!

I eat moths

i eat bones

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Bentini: I EAT MAYONNAISE!!! MAYONNAISE IS BEST FOOD!!!!

I eat moths

i eat bones

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Anyone gonna tell us about Joey? Seriously we need some answers

Alice Cider: barely anyone sees him anymore...Bentini: the god damn bastard stays locked up in his office...no one seems to see him much anymore...