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COME ONE, COME ALL!
Ahem-- now that that's out of the way... Welcome, ladies and gentleumutants!
HorrorLand's wonderfully woeful team of experts has decided it was high time that we brought the Horror to you! Yes, YOU! Because of a lack of presence of true terror in your dreadful little lives, I took it upon myself to present this GRAND opportunity to all of you strange 'n unusual humans, out there. We sincerely hope you loathe your time here in HorrorLand! Now, in the meantime, why don't you take this chance to send in some of your questions? A certain someone is just DYING to quench your morbid curiosity.
… Can I go, now? God, finally. He always makes me read these stupid scripts. Isn't there literally ANYONE else?
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