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Philip: I’ve no idea how I pulled my wife.

Sabrina: It’s because you’re hot, nice, and emotionally intelligent. Those are not things in most men.

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*before Philip and Nikki where married*

Philip: Hey Nik, can I ask you a question

Nikki: Sure, as long as it’s not “will you marry me”

Philip: …

Nikki: Oh my god it is “will you marry me”

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Michael: Do we have any orange juice left?

Cassidy: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*

Cassidy: Sorry, we’re all out.

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Clover: Can I have a private talk with you?

Cassidy: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Cassidy: Remain CALM! *slaps Evan multiple times*

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Phillip: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.

Phillip: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

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Clover: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders?

Nick: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Clover: THE WHO?

Nick: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

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Lizz: Where the bloody hell have you been?

Sam: toilet.

Lizz: TOILET?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOILET???

Lizz: WHERE THE HELL DID THAT DOOR COME FROM?!

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*another flash back to before Nick and clover where born*

Philip: I don’t yell often.

Cassidy: What about last night when you and mom were-

Philip *hand over Cassidy’s mouth*: I don’t yell often

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*before Nick and clover where born*

Nikki: Philip, Kasey, and Cassidy Carter!

Philip *covered in glitter*: In my defense, they coerced me into this.

Cassidy & Kasey: Traitor.

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Nikki: Philip, do you love me?

Philip: Yes absolutely!

Nikki: Then you’ll go check on the girls?

Philip *jokingly*: Ugh, I guess

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*Flashback to when clover was a tot*

Philip: :D

Tot Clover: :D

Philip: I like our little talks.

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*flash back to when nicks sleep deprivation started taking hold*

Philip: Sleep deprivation is not a joke Nick.

Nick: But you laugh all the time

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*flash back to nicks birth*

Nikki *holding baby Nick*: Nine months in my womb making me suffer,

Nikki *holding baby Nick*: And he looks just like his stupid dad!

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Phillip: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Sam *talking to Nick*: Ok, so…

Lizz: No.

Sam: Fuck off!

Sam *talking to Nick*: Ok, as I was saying…

Lizz: I said no.

Sam: And I said fuck off!

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Carrie. These bracelets are my thing, Not yours!

Cassidy: Carrie, I understand your disappointment, I'm a little disappointed too, before I saw it on you I thought this bracelet was classy.

(Carrie is my name for pigtail girl form fnaf 4)