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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 17 hours

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The first thing you need to do on your prank journey is master matterbaby

What's a matterbaby?

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 17 hours

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Would you say that you're a Femininomenon?

Hm. I don't know what that means so I'll let the public decide.

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 21 hours

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Maybe we should stage a lesson about getting pranked

Yeah, I guess that's something I don't know much about. What's there to learn?

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 21 hours

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Nothing much red whats up with you

Oh I see how it is. Thinking you can get one up on me like that. Good job.

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 21 hours

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Have you ever tried updog

What's updog?

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 3 days

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*becomes duck and starts SCREAMING at the top of my lungs*

*beats you with a conveniently located baseball bat*

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 4 days

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How exactly do you know that hug was broadcasted, Red?

No comment.

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 4 days

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what exactly happened when a hug was attempted..?

Oh you all know how that ended. We try not to bring that day up.

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 4 days

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i didnt see the original but you just leaving that reblog made me laugh. red guy cares about his fellow tumblr users.

Hm? Oh that? I didn't write that. I actually hope you all sleep horribly tonight.

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 4 days

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omfg i literally can't sleep & i have to be awake at 7 tomorrow...

#DANM IT WRONG BLOG #oh well im leaving it #i hope you get some sleep ik how much it sucks!

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 4 days

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omfg i literally can't sleep & i have to be awake at 7 tomorrow...

#im sorry :/#try getting out of and doing a small task #(reading (not on a screen) doing a crossword/similar puzzle)#or moving sleeping locations entirely #i like to sleep on the couch on nights like this #if you weren't looking for advice i apologize and pls disregard/gen

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 4 days

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do the others not like hugs, then?

We came to an... agreement to not hug each other after what happened last time.

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 4 days

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how can you be sure that grolton is the man and hovris is the dog

You cant, really. Just gotta stick with what you believe.

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 5 days

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What am I supposed to do with these?

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 5 days

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Do those other guys you live with ever give you a hug? It might not hurt to ask!

We tried that once. It didn't end well.

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 5 days

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But at least I'm getting hugs. You know?

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ask-red-guy-dhmis · 5 days

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Gives you a hug thats neither polite nor impolite

Well that's even more boring. At least the other two guys had something going on.

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