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Hypothetically of course, what would you do if I accidentally unleashed 2000 wasps directly into your home.

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Did I say hypothetically.

Ignore the buzzing please

Oh no.

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heya red. What are your thoughts on ducks? (The birds, not your friend)

Hm. Do they taste like chicken? I feel like they probably do. So, good.

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#mecore

Oh hey man. Good to see you. I thought you died. Didn't you die? I was sure you died? Why are you alive? Weren't you meant to die a long time ago?

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What do you think about Roy?

I think he needs to maybe stay away. He keeps making us strange smelling packages that I don't open.

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Damn, dude I thought you just straight up abandoned tumblr. Glad youre alive.

I did and then I remembered again. Good to still be alive too.

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Out of the other two, who would you say your favorite one is?

People ask me this all the time. I don't know what to tell you, I'm equally as annoyed by both of them.

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Well. That's still more apples than the other one.

how tall are you ?

You people like measuring things in apples, right? Since that wally fellow came around? We checked it, 18 apples tall

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Hey mate, um, I have some bad news.

Hey, do you mind if I borrow your shredder for a little bit.

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YES I MIND. DO NOT TOUCH MY PERSONAL HOME SHREDDER OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're not real go away.

WHO MADE THIS AND WHY IS IT ON MY DISPLAY????????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Identity theft is a crime frowned upon by ME!!!!!!!!! DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!! @ military

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Sorry, didn't quite hear you, I just need to shred these old liver tins for the recycle I'm sure you understand okay thank you.

Hey, do you mind if I borrow your shredder for a little bit.

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YES I MIND. DO NOT TOUCH MY PERSONAL HOME SHREDDER OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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opinions on the green bird one?

Hm. Well, I can't very well speak my mind now that he reads all my posts.

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The computer guy keeps flirting with me. Colin, I said I wasn't interested.

Hey about that Hospital place

See this is what I'm talking about, about the doors. One second I'm there, next I'm in some weird garage or something.

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Hey about that Hospital place

See this is what I'm talking about, about the doors. One second I'm there, next I'm in some weird garage or something.

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what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

Not this again...

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He just ate. I told him I didn't want the ants so he took them instead.

are you just hungry?

y es :O( they won t feedme

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I saw a bigger bird than you yesterday eating a cigarette.

How do you feel about bigger birds, like, do you respect them or do you feel intimidated by them?

No such thing as a bigger Bird. I'm the only one, AND I'm tall. Thank you.

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What's your favorite ant recipe? Is there anything specific you like to eat them with or do you just eat them on their own

Yeah sure. First I put the ants outside.