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i wish you did.

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— @ask-rick-j-lotf

Do not resist, Astley. It will be difficult to tie the tourniquet if you're struggling the whole time. Yes, we will be taking the eye, both ears, shave the eyebrow.... and we'll take the whole leg for good measure! You never know what that inconvenience could be.

-🦉

bonus: Rick design i spent a while on YOU WILL LOOK AT IT

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what's your opinion on William Golding?

william golding huh?

man, myth, legend. author of the book you now hold so dearly. how do i think of him.

well.

certainly have plenty of thoughts about him.

for one he has experience to validate his definitely mindbreaking moral story. he was in war as navy officer. the trauma and character development he needed to overcome and realize... "i want to project my trauma on little children". it was horrible war do not get me wrong. it was probably better than nothing. you so relatable, bill. so relatable.

oh but he did not stop there. you see he was headmaster of school. bro practically run beta test of lord of the flies before he even write it. he probably saw kid like me too. so great to put children in traumatic environment and make them kill each other. not even that. he made it as parody of the coral island. PARODY. boy that piss me off but it made sense now. hah. parody. this guy hated how kids there were jolly and fun he decide he want to be morally right. made a "erm actually!!" and lo and behold he got award for it. i was basically made to mock what we think we are. not even protest just footnote to one. seriously the glorious william golding look at his wife one day and say "children kill each other if they stuck like this. let me write that". and proceed to write more about single leaf for 3 page straight because he just HATE children like that. talk about lover in nature lover.

there is lot of more thing to talk about. like what he did when he was 18. but surely he is good man now after all those years.

and now here i am, right? just a character. just symbolism. just an allegory to tell. 32 years i have been the shadow of a dead man. 32 years since he died and i still feel his pen like a noose around my throat. im just character right?? just character for 70 f##king years. rotting and broken but never dying because guess what? you guys exist. you LOVE me. you talk about me. i am that thing you read every day in your class. the thing you love so dearly. the thing you have made community about and yet still act exactly like the children he wrote since day one. and i will be here for 70 more.

why did you create me when you knew i would only exist to suffer and eat the remains of your legacy? is it because you want your moral story to be told for years to come? well you have it now. you won golding. you won smarty pants.

my thought about him? hope he rests in peace. i know i can't.

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wow. the ecosystem is thriving. look at the discourse. beautiful carnage. feels like home doesnt it? :)

i love the smell of vagueposts and untagged spoilers in the morning. next thing you know someone say something in confession thing about how chronically online everyone is and namedrop someone as example. jack simp discourse will rise again from the ashes. three days no drama then BAAM!!! someone get callout. the sacred ritual is happening again. counting days until i get call out for being mean and gay or something. what lovely day to be alive i have to say something out of chest before he tell me to stop because its "going to make everyone angry". do not tell me what to do ill be fine.

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Rick what is your opinion on today’s economy

hopeless. dont believe me? look at you guys. every few month or so you suddenly come up with most funniest thing in world. like. i dont know. something about evil discord because of this and that. where is the whimsy in this stupid app when you could have keep it private? nah. too boring. stress is the new fancy right? bad news sells. you are the very children that william golding wrote on that damned book.

oh sorry struck something soft there.

you can not care less though right? im just stickman. you go answer more lore instead because this too mean spirit for you right? go ahead. ask me how i have been.

so how are you, rock thrower? you seem nice.

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How do you feel about the fat kid Roger killed

oh that one? yeah no piggy is very predictable. out of anyone in this island he is most predictable i have ever meet. not because i have see this before already so many times. no. that another can of worms. i just so happen to immediately predict what he do and what he say. beat by beat. no joke. even if minor difference happen. everyday i see him and ed mcfiresheeran fight back and forth. every second i know how it go. go with bill and robert and as bill tell me to be "more kinder to others" i feel that stupid conch immediately blow on eardrums. not that i hate him or anything but for petes sake can he do something for once?? maybe we can cannibalize him you know. thought he die like that too but guess we get robbed. stupid golding for writing me in first place. though guess that was for better tho. dont want to deal with blood in hands. much less mouth. or stomach. eugh. ew.

"oh but piggy tried his best" shut up. he did not. all he do is cry and whine and cry and whine about assmar and glasses and fire. you do know he just like jack? like roger? you see my vision?

though it so funny how kids in here do anything but actually see the bigger issue. maybe if piggy took care of fire instead of those two we can get rescue since day 5. guess what? we do not get nice things in here i guess. its like you guys. yknow. with all your gooner discord and stupid atrocity you do with your free time and you think i would not be laughing at you? so rich. but hey i cant be saying that since i am just oc right? just an oc. so funny.

and for goodness sake piggy is not some angel. he piss me off ever since simon died. annoying fatass.

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Where are your parents? Do you miss them?

Do you still remember them?

i. i do not know anymore actually.

i know they exist. it logical to assume they do. i would not be here if that case. do i remember..? hm.

tough.

no. cant even remember what they look like anymore. you know how long they been here? double that. no. triple. multiply by 17 x 2. a googolplex. 40 year of longing. same age. same me. guess you can say that closest thing to parent is the jester i see one time. it tell me i stay. need to. 

miss them? maybe. i miss the feeling of not being in island more. when i am not the structure of this island. 

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What's rule 34

uhh.. wh. which one. i think you ask wrong person anon. go ask him i think. or maybe you are asking about that rule you guys know. you guys are sick.

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Do you think the boat was real?

i wish i go there too. atleast they have happy ending. i do not. i have to stay here over and over and over again. tiring right?

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Okay so I’ve been thinking about something kinda weird, like not super important but it’s about lore yk, like backstory stuff, and how everything connects? And I was just lying in bed the other night, staring at the ceiling like “wait… hold on…” and suddenly this random thought hit me, and now I can’t stop thinking about it. Like you know when you find a detail that doesn’t really fit, but it’s there, and it makes you wonder if it actually means something, or if it’s just there to confuse us on purpose? And the more I thought about it, the more it started making sense but also not at all? Anyway, I have a question about that but i forgot bye.

what are you? detective anon? maybe his minions? maybe i am too vague.

go ask what you want. i do not care. it better to explore than to not. unless you want to see me suffer. not that i already am.

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hi Rick! here's a bouquet of flowers 🫱💐

for me. that so nice. you should give me more gift. i love flowers.

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Did you know you're just an oc

wow you crack the code. so smart sherlock. what next? grass green? sun hot? water wet? children stupid? so amazing. i go lie down on grass and think and cry myself while downgrade my trauma and existence. so sweet of you anon. you should talk more. so fun at parties.

but hey if being "oc" mean i get to be in tumblr dashboard mock you and talk to you directly then ok sign me up. living the dream you are not in.

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hi Rick. How much would I have to pay you for you to put on eyeliner

it you again.

now give me 10000000 million. it for research purpose. please.

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Whoever told you they were gonna protect you, they were lying.. im gonna get the both of you.. get ready tonight and lock your doors.. 🤤

he is not like it freaky anon. never change. tho he get bothered by it.

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hi Rick. 🍎 for you

do you prefer red apple or green apple. Maybe sour apples? how about granny apples. apple

thank.... any apple is ok. i do not care. i love apple.

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do you believe in other worlds?

its you.

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Rick can you drop a lore hint

no go do it your self.

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don't worry I'll protect you from the creepy anon... puts you in a little tower far away from the little boy ticklers 🤍

thank.