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don't worry I'll protect you from the creepy anon... puts you in a little tower far away from the little boy ticklers 🤍

thank.

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Im gonna eat your toes

freaky anon strike again i guess.

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Goodboy..

here they come.

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You smell good *sniff sniff* Bet you taste better.. Gotta make my sauce then ill go back to you

who are you. i will find you. freaky anon.

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Good day to you Astley. You're an... interesting creature. Are you even human or have I gone blind? I'm Asa Damon, the resident medic on this island, as is one Vincent Solanace. Though I fear my skill won't extend to you're... unique anatomy, rest assured I'm incredibly capable in every other endeavor I take.

-🦉 (@ask-asa-damon-lotf) (Rick is such an interesting oc, more people should send him asks.)

finally one of that yappers came! i am becoming like real oc! thank goodness.

so you think am special? so sweet. do not worry i am human. or am i so stunning you think i am very unhuman. that okay that kind of true tho.

do not expect me to be normal. prepare your self.

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why are you so emo

???????????????????????? when had i transform to roger??????? lock in council you better than this.

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Hii!!!!I birthed a dwarf and i named him simon

betting 50 pound it dies. why would you name child that. suffer.

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I like to tickle 11 year old boys

get out.

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Do you like flowers? If so, what do you like about them?

they say lot of things. about you. about me. i think theyre pretty.

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what do you think of the ocs?

look at them! so special right??? casually have 50 more children on island and pretend plane fits all them right there. we have 100 choir members and 20 other and 9 of them is girl! here we have jimmothy who have green eyes and hate everyone except simon who is very very close friend because of course everyone like him he definitely is not hated in the book no no he is very loved. he die by being cannibalized by hog and symbolizes what it means to fight for life on toilet. see? so silly right? so glad im so special than rest.

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im getting curious ever since you answered my ask.. what are you?

what are you??? detective?? ok i call you that now. you so interested for a blog so stupid in concept.

wish could tell you everything. but i let the flowers speak first. they know everything. just look for petals.

atleast you see me now.

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Have a blueberry 🫐

i love bubbery. thank you. so generous... bring me more food pls. i hate meat. not vegan though.

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what do you like to do on the island??

what i do? oh no it very very simple. very normal even. i wake up, walk around, think about how you will never escape no matter how hard you try, talk to them, avoid simon, observe them for 1000th time and watch as they do same exact things.. it is predictable. it make me sick. i hate it here but i cant. i tried. i help (sometimes), i sleep, repeat.

so normal right?? right?? ugh ignore me. i have more thing to do.

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I know where you live..*inserts evil laugh* Im gonna get your toes..

no you dont. try get me out of here would be much better. not that you can anyway.

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what is this blog made for? is there lore?

you try finding out.

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How much tuah can a hawk tuah tuah if a hawk tuah could hawk tuah

oh look it is the brainrot council striking yet again.. why.

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why do you seem nervous around simon? do you like him?

him? really? me nervous? you greatly misunderstand me really. 

oh how can i be so nervous around saint boy? sweet natures favorite child? how can i? me? oh i like him! so so much!! everyone like him so much everyone want to be friend with him even though everyone in island dont like him because he queer and funny and weird! oh definitely not we all like him! we want to be best friend with simon the beloved religion figure. yeah yeah he not gonna die after all. too precious to die for the narrative!!! 

i definitely like him. so much. i wish i was friend with him— wh- haha yeah sarcasm. mhm... 

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