Roger Gaylor here! Send me asks, if you want? Everything Brian says is a lie. I do not have a car kink.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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*looks into the the distance* it has been a long while mister 🍑coochie woochie 🍑 and I’ve missed you dearly 🥺🥺 but I might have to vibe check you 😤😡 if my payment 💲 of a single 🦶toesie woesie🦶 is not made... less you desire to re experience the c e r e m o n y - 🅱️ick
n-no not 🙅🏼 the c e r e m o n y 🏟🏟 please 🙏🏻🙏🏻 no 🚫❌❌❌🚫❌❌🚫❌🚫❌🚫❌ I cant do another one of those no sir 🙅🏼🙅🏼🙅🏼 I’ve sent your toesie woesie 🦶🦶 pics please forgive me 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕but I’ve missed 😔😔 you 🤭👄👄👄 too 🥺🥺💕💕🎵💖💖💖
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happy new year, my printer ass is ready for you. - 🖨
I’m just sad you weren’t my New Years fuck kiss :( but it’s never too late ;)
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"my eBaying heart" im flattered mr taylor
I’m trying
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"Life is a game, play it; Life is a challenge, Meet it; Life is an opportunity, Capture it." I'm glad that they still mean something to you even though I haven't sent any or talked to you for awhile...I thought you would've forgotten about me by now. Anyway! Happy New Year!! Do your best this year and have fun with the Christmas present I gave you!! Its a car.-💔
Very lovely words for the upcoming decade! It’s our mission to make it our bitch. And I would never forget about you, never, darling! And right back at you, love.. and.. I will.. definitely.. have, uh, fun 🤭
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Daddy, I think my ask God eaten 😢 - 🌷
I’m afraid it has! I haven’t gotten anything form you :( it tends to happe unfortunately !!
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*vibes in* HELLO SIRE 🖐! THE ULTIMATE SUPREME 👑 IS HERE FOR YOUR 🦶TOESIE WOESIES🦶! H A N D T H E M O V E R - 🅱️ick
🅱️-BICK I CANT 🅱️ELIEVE ITS YOU!!!!!!
*looks to distance* it’s been.. so.. so long.. *it’s been a long time by Harry James plays*
but hands 🤚 OFF 🙅🏼 my hot 🥵 toes 🦶 !! They are MINE 🙋🏼♂️ and MINE 🙋🏼♂️ ALONE !!!!!!
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O//w//O m-maybe we could widdol woggie~~ *unzips your pants* oof baby you so big~~ U//w//U would you mind shoving it inside me~? -UwU anonie
A-Ah!!~ Weally?? You weally think so?? 🥺🥺 You fwatter me, my wove o//o okay.. I wiw shove it in you .. hewe’s bwucey!!!!!! >:33333
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"However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at." -💔
Your quotes really mean something to me, darling. You’re just so special to me. 💖
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// beating** 🤪
love of my life, how are you?
Oh, be still my eBaying heart 💕 I’m alright, just a little bit stressed but feeling overall, pretty good. My chins up, anyway. And you??
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love of my life, how are you?
Oh, be still my eBaying heart 💕 I’m alright, just a little bit stressed but feeling overall, pretty good. My chins up, anyway. And you??
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Hey Roger 💕 I just bought a pair of panties of the same color of your eyes. I just wanted to let you know.
O-oh.. well.. I’d say we’d be more of a dynamic duo if said blue eyes could also see said blue pair 🤭💕
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I see yo bulgie wulgie UwU, woggie OwO pwease adopt me :3 -UwU anonie
owo do you wike my wittle bulgie wulgie?? maybe we shouwd pway with it öwö
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How's your day been so far, my dear? - ✌️ //I'm back bitches dkdjjdkd
Well, seeing as I’m a week late I don’t remember how I’ve been, but I will say my day is instantaneously brighter for having seen your beautiful face today. 😚
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i miss you, nut fuck.
honestly all it takes for one to win my heart and make em hopelessly devoted is to call me a nut fuck. I miss you too, you.. fucknut.
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Hey Rog, in my country there is a tradition that you have to wear red underwear for New year's eve for good luck. So I have to go and buy a new pair. And I think you should wear them too, you know. I think you would look amazing in them ahaha
Bold of you to assume I don’t already own those, darling. 😌💕
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A reward you say..? Mmh..what would that be, Roger? Pleease tell me, I wanna know..! -🎲
Reward? Honey, don’t you know I can make any wish come true? You just say whatever you want and your wish shall come true. 😚
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UM HELLO WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING YOU DADDY 🥺 what'd i miss
Ah, space princess 💕 Ah, I don’t even know what you missed but.. 😚 missed you dearly.
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