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So we are just gonna ignore that fact The fact that enot litterly just ate tape?

Enot: Psh! Cmon, it's not like I ate poison!

Monk: yea but... tape?

Watcher: yea uhh... tape isn't... healthy

Artificer: and of course, out of everyone here. It's Enot that ate tape

Enot turns their head to Artificer

Enot: what do you mean by that!?

Artificer: your weird

Enot: I'm not weird! Turns to monk Right darling? Im not weird?

Monk: welll...

Enot: oh cmon, dont tell me your taking her side

Monk: but... you are weird sometimes...

Enot: oh cmon! Am i really that weird!?

Monk: S-S-Sometimes...

Enot: everyone who thinks im weird raise their hands!

Everyone raises their hands

Enot: ...I hate all of you... all of you... points at monk expect you cause your my mate. But the rest of you, I hate you all (am i really that weird? Nah...)

[Fun little fact: did you know poison is actually more poisonous when it's expired?]

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Wait a minute, monk sre you saying you get a thrill out of Enot's pranks?

Monk starts to blush

Monk: oh! Uhh... hehe. no?

Enot leans on Monk

Enot: oh yea she LOVES my pranks, she'll join me sometimes.

Monk: wait how did youget the tape off your mouth?

Enot: i ate it

Artificer quickly buts in

Artificer: Woah woah woah woah! You ate it!?

Enot: yep

Artificer: YOU ATE THE FUCKING TAPE!?

Enot: yep

Artificer: ...are you serious!?

Enot: yep

Hunter and Saint facepalm

Gourmand: are you gonna be ok?

Enot: im gonna be fine~

Monk: are you sure?

Enot pets monk

Enot: dont worry im gonna be ok

Monk: whatever you say...

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I know Saint is probably a vegan or something but thave they eaten any meat before?

Saint chuckles a little

Saint: well yea, i guess the spider form earlier counts, and if it doesnt count, then no i dont beleive so. Unless its a vegan substitute.

Hunter: dang it... now im getting hungry

Everyone else agrees, seems like they are all hungry, if only you had food to give...

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Hey Monk, is Enot annoying to be with sometimes?

Monk: yea they can be a handful sometimes

Enot: MPHFT!? (Monk what the fuck!?)

Monk: sorry enot, your a bit of trouble maker sometimes... well most of the time. I know you dont like saying that but its true.

Enot: mmmph... (well at least your honest)

Monk: and if im being honest i wouldn't like you any other way. Just lay of the trouble making for me please?

Enot: mhm (if its for you i guess i can lay off some pranks)

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Sooo Enot, how does Tape taste idiot?

Hunter: yea how does it taste idiot!?

Enot:...(My opinion still stands, i hate all of you)

Hunter: why so silent buddy?~

Enot: muffled angry growl (im gonna kill him I swear it)

Hunter: sarcasticly oooh nooo im sooo scared!

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How did rivulet and spearmaster met?

Rivulet: Snrk! We- giggle

Spearmaster: we dont talk about it

Rivulet keeps giggling while spearmaster blushes a little

Rivulet: Spear- pfft! Hahaha!

Spearmaster: Dont you dare!

Rivulet: but its so funny!

Spearmaster glares at Rivulet

Spearmaster: Riuvlet!

Rivulet: ok ok ok! Fine!

There is an awkward silence for a while, then Rivulet quickly Blurts out;

Rivulet: We met in Shoreline and Spearmaster got eaten by a salamander when he told me his name!

Spearmaster: ! RIVULET!!!

Spearmaster starts to chase rivulet

Rivulet: Noho wait im sohory!

Spearmaster: Im gonna get you!

Rivulet: I sahaid sohory!

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How fast is Rivulet

Rivulet: uhhm... well im... real fast

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Lets remove Enot's abillity to speak with this conveniently placed tape!

Hunter and Saint look at each other and smirk

Saint: ya know what? Thats a great idea.

Hunter: agreed!

Hunter quickly grabs the tape and walks toward Enot

Enot: H-Hey! Wait hold on! No way your getting that tape near my mouth!

Hunter: oh yes i am!

Enot: you'l have to catch me first!

Enot runs around the room and hunter gives chase

Hunter: get back here you idiot!

Enot: No! stay away- Ack!

Enot trips and falls over Rivulet's foot. Hunter pounces on them before they could have the chance to get up. Hunter ties up Enot's arms and covers their mouth with the duct tape

Rivulet: hehe!

Hunter: you purposely tripped Enot didn't you Rivulet?

Rivulet: I sure did!

Hunter: Thanks Rivulet!

Rivulet: any time!

Enot: Mffffft! (I hate all of you)

[KARMA IS REAL!!!!!!!!1]

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So... you can't die, or... something? Sounds pretty boring. Here have this uhhhh... pocket lint? Yeah that's something... um... oh!!! I have a penny!!!! Just do what you want with this orange piece of metal and pocket lint!!!

You place the pocket lint and the penny on the table Rivulet quickly grabs the penny

Rivulet: ooh this looks like a neat peice of metal. Where did you find this?

Saint: yea even im not familiar with it. And to correct you on your question, we can die. We just resurrect where we last slept next cycle.

Gourmand: me and Saint have tried to see how it works. We agreed that i die then he goes into my room, and tries to stay awake through the rain to see how i resurrect. According to him, i just sort of... appear?

Saint: yea you just appear, its weird...

[See i told you guys he would be ok. My sources never lie]

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Is saint gonns be ok?

Saint: I-Ill be fine... just... give me a minute... urg...

Hunter: are you sure?

Saint: Y-Yea...

Gourmand approached Saint, who was still lying on the ground

Gourmand: can you stand?

Saint nods

Gourmand: do... you just prefer not to?

Saint nods again

Gourmand: I-I see... (is he ok?)

[He's gonna be ok.]

[Source: trust me bro]

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*gives saint a dead spitter spider corpse*

I dare you to eat it

CW: "gaging" "chewed food" "mention of vomit" "other gross things relating to chewed food + spiders"

Saint looks at the dead spider corpse and gulps nervously. He timidly apporches it and picks it up, its clear he really doesn't want to do this

Saint: god... do i really have to?

Enot: Well, depends, are you a pussy?

Saint looks at Enot angrily

Saint: no im not!

Enot: then what are you waiting for? Eat. It.

Saint: ...F-Fine...

Saint picks up the spider corpse. His paws trembling, he slowly brings it up to his mouth. he gags slightly and gulps. After a short while he takes a big bite, then chews, trembling as he chews. He suddenly gags and spits out the chunk before starting to cough vigoursly.

Saint: Bleh!

Enot: Mmmmmm yummy~

Saint: urg... mmphft... gag it- hrk! Cough Mmmph! Ough... f-f- uuuugh...

Enot: taste good?~

Saint collapses to the ground

Saint: no... (i think i almost threw up...)

Enot grabs the corpse and brings it close to Saint's face

Enot: go on have another bite!

Saint: G-Get that thing away from me!

Enot: cmon just another bite~

Saint: NO!

Enot: Cmon, dont you wanna eat some yummy spid-

Hunter: ENOT!

Enot: Ugh! Fine!

Enot throws the corpse into the corner

Enot: Killjoy...

Hunter angrily snarls at enot

Saint: (god i hope i never have to eat another one ever again)

[Fun fact: Saint is deathly afraid of spiders. So basically Saint has arachnophobia]

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Is saint mentally stable

Saint looks at you confused

Saint: y-yea? what makes you think im not?

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So how are everyone’s relationships going? Again sorry for such an odd question. After this i’ll try to be more normal. I’m just… really curious about a few of you.

-The Quasar

Enot: its going great

Monk: yea! And Enot's a big help when it comes to my garden, Marlye, and Lindy.

Enot: oh, i was expecting you to talk about my Impecible charisma but ok.

Monk giggles

Survivor: we are doing good also. Nightcat always brings me gifts, to the point i sometimes feel like im doing a bad job as a partner.

Watcher: just trying to be a good partner is all

Survivor: well your doing a good job

Watcher: thanks...

Hunter: me and Saint are also doing good. I often find myself venting to him when we hang out

Saint: i dont really mind. Im just glad he's talking to me about his problems

Hunter: and the extra fur is perfect for cuddling~

Saint: is cuddling all you care about with me?

Hunter: yes and you love it.

Saint: I-

Saint blushes a little

Saint: uhh.. no your right...

Rivulet: we're doing great!

Spearmaster: yea, Rivulet is a bit of a energetic handful at times, but thats why i love em.

Rivulet runs up and hugs spearmaster

Rivulet: Love ya Speary!

Spearmaster: i love you too Riv.

Artificer: do i... have to talk about this?

Gourmand: if you dont wanna you dont have to, im sure they'll understand-

Artificer: no im talking about it

Gourmand: oh.

Artificer: Me and the Scavenger Chieftain... To be honest we started as friends, and over time i grew feelings for them. So far we are doing good.

Artificer starts to blush, their tail wags gently

Artificer: We both uhh, cuddle snd take care of each other. im now referred as the queen... and uhh.. (god, this is embarrassing... how do i tell them that i find him hot without directly saying it..?)

Rivulet: hehe your blushing!

Artificer: SHUT UP!! (Gah! Screw it ill just let them figure it out)

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Not sure what this is... Anyways how has your day been going? I hope your doing well and, sorry if this is too specific, but I would especially like to know how Saint and Artificer have been doing. They seem familiar yet different at the same time.

-The Quasar

Saint: im doing good

Artificer: im fine, just wish i want in this stupid room. Rather be somehwere else but nooooooo i guess fate just has it out for me huh?

Saint: yea she's fine

[Im doing good too]

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This thing appears in front of Saint

and just..

..

..

..stares

[ Ooc: Haha! Mimic will be silly to EVERYONE!! >:3 ]

Saint carefully apporches it. he gets a weird feeling of Nostalgia from it, its... comforting... yet it feels off

Saint: why hello there... you're a peculiar creature... for some reason you remind me of my past. Somehow... i dont know anything about my past, its all a blur to me, yet there's something... familiar about your pattern...

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Have mushroom :3

Is yummy.

Rivulet quickly grabs the mushroom from your hands, but before he could eat it, Gourmand steals it.

Rivulet: hey!

Gourmand: now now rivulet, you cant have this!

Rivulet: but it's yummy!

Gourmand: you made a hole in my shelter last time you had one!

Rivulet: B-But-

Gourmand: Sorry Rivulet my choice is final.

Rivulet crosses his amrs and pouts

Rivulet: Hmph!

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It says Gullible on the celing

Monk and Rivulet both look up at the ceiling

Rivulet: where where where!?

Monk: I dont see it!

Artificer and Survivor faceplam

Survivor: you guys...

Artificer: you both are idiots

Rivulet: wait a minute... we got tricked didn't we?

Artificer: Y E A H