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Sorry

Honestly this as been a long time coming but

I’m done with this blog (and all the blogs connected to this)

sorry, but if you want to keep chatting/rping/whatever I have a

DeviantArt: Randomdrawer1010

Main tumblr: @pengunsare-gay

Discord: Ask somewhere else it changes to much like damn

Again, sorry, I’m ust out of steam for all these blogs

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HELLO 2786 I AM 4597 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ROBO THE KILLER ROBOT, I HAVE JUST GOTTEN HERE A FEW WEEKS AGO, IF YOU MIND ME ASKING, HOW DO I KILL EVERYONE HERE?

“Oh! That’s a simple answer Robo!”

“Pray!”

‘Su no-’

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now listen here you unhealthy pie

Su, to a Blank who passed out from over working himself so badly

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Reblog this if your muse looks good in a suit.

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Blank: hi Su, uh, why is there ice cream on my desk

Su: You haven't eaten for the past three weeks Blank

Su: also I may or may not have written 'send nudes' into the icecream but that's beside the point

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Random Doctor: wait, you're a level one and you're in charge of it?

Blank:

Blank: looks at Su who looks at a camera

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What the hell..

Dr. Blank, who is scared someone help this man

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even more Su and co but as Thomas Sanders quotes

Su: also a prince kisses a seemingly unconscious lady? I guess consent really isn't important-

035: HE THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD IT WAS A FAREWELL KIS- what's with all the prince hate

Su: I wonder

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Su: well now we're back on the lack of consent with sleeping woman

035: IT WAS TO LIFE A CURSE

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Able: also when Elsa dies Olaf will too 'cause the magic will be gone, so just prolong the inevitable?

Su and 035: whoa, whoa-

Able: I warned you- I warned you

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Su nods, and turns to leave

“If you need me for some fucking reason, I’ll be in the cafeteria,”

"It is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- " ~Carnage

“sweet fucking-”

Su, who hadn’t noticed Carnage unceremoniously hits his face against the wall, and falls over, before quickly standing up.

“my eaRS”

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Su opened his mouth for a second, then stopped

“well- you succeeded,”

"It is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- " ~Carnage

“sweet fucking-”

Su, who hadn’t noticed Carnage unceremoniously hits his face against the wall, and falls over, before quickly standing up.

“my eaRS”

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“hhhhhhhhhhhh,”

Su takes a breath, and crosses his arms.

“What was that for?!”

"It is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- " ~Carnage

“sweet fucking-”

Su, who hadn’t noticed Carnage unceremoniously hits his face against the wall, and falls over, before quickly standing up.

“my eaRS”

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"It is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- " ~Carnage

“sweet fucking-”

Su, who hadn’t noticed Carnage unceremoniously hits his face against the wall, and falls over, before quickly standing up.

“my eaRS”

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fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am

‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT  a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’

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(bls)

The Wrong Sort of First Meeting Starters

“Well, /you/ weren’t who I was expecting.” 

“Who the hell are you?!” 

“Hey, that’s MY car!” 

“Give me back my wallet before I break every bone in your hand.” 

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there!” 

“Get out of my way.” 

“Looking for something~?” 

“You’re… not the right one.” 

“Did I just kidnap the wrong person?” 

“What are you doing in my room?!” 

“Hey! You! Fuck off!” 

“You’re asking for trouble!” 

“Got something to say, huh?!” 

“You conniving /bitch/!” 

“You don’t know me, but I’ve seen your face in the paper enough to know that I can make some pocket change off you.” 

“Do you know who I am?!” 

“What the fuck?!” 

“You can’t just stab strangers all nilly-willy!” 

“Where are you taking me?!” 

“Hey! Watch it!” 

“That’s gonna cost you.” 

“It’s nothing personal.” 

“Get that gun out of my face!” 

“W-what do you want?” 

“You’re that ‘monster’ everyone’s been whispering about, aren’t you?” 

“W-what are you?” 

“You have to get through me first!” 

“How very… noble, of you, as pathetic as it is.” 

“You’re not even a footnote in my memory.” 

🔪+ add your own!

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‘I just wanna go home...’

(open rp or something ifk I just wanna make Su sad)

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What are you? I’m not from this universe... my universe is full of monsters and I’m the only one who can fight the Hierophant so....

“Well, I’m a glitchy things that fucks with narratives of fictional stories, or as my file says,”

Su coughs, and in his best narrator voice, speaks.

“‘SCP-2786 is the designation for a metaphysical entity narrative-based bipedal humanoid of indeterminate age, sex and appearance.‘“

( http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2786 - his file)