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Are you guys still alive?

((Hey! sorrry for the....long....long period of inactivity on this blog! life stuff and allthat,,, but im planning on bringing it back soon dw!

-mod ell

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(SO UHH MOD ELLEN HERE, MY COUSIN HAD A BABY NAME NAMED HER FLORENCE, FLORENCE IS NOW MY FIRST COUSIN)

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I want jody to smooch nic! If we’re doing truth or dare then you got two choices jody! Either tell us how you feel about it (truth) or smooch him! (Dare)

Jody “pfftt Nic is a massive dork" 

Florence "jody your face is completely red do you need some help" 

Jody "shUT UP FLORENCE”

Karen “i’m already planning their wedding in my head”

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DISCOOOOORD

we made a discord server for all kinds of fun stuff, feel free to join and have fun! remember to read the rules first tho https://discord.gg/rj49HH7

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a tank huh? does this mean the war is back on? cause we’ll reck you! -jody

I have rebuilt Fort Asshole in honor of Roth’s return, now reinforced with pillows, containing it’s own catnip greenhouses and equipped with a pillow tank.

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Confession time! Talk about the person you love! I need to know if my ship is cannon

Karen: I don’t really love anyone as much as i just love everyone

Florence: whats a… “ship”

Jody: pppppppfftttt 

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Florence are they holding you hostage?

jody: don’t worry we’ll make sure she’s having a good timeflorence: hahaha yeeeaaaah *mouths “HELP, ME”*

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GIRLS NIIIIIIGHT NO BOYS ALLOWED!

jody: i decided to organize a girls night so we could do girl stuff and get some time alone without the boys florence: jody told me to bring clothes to the lab that i'm comfortable with and then dragged me to her house, i am in no way shape or form agreeing to this girls night- karen: i already got a bottle to spin~ jody: yeah we're not doing that unless it's truth or dare karen: damnit- jody: so for the next few asks it'll be just us three (the following 6 (or more if we like) asks will be part of the girls night mini event!)    

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Are any of you guys religious?

botten: i believe in our lord and saviour jesus christ

florence: i’m a christian too but a bit less extreme than botten

karen: hail satan my dude 

botten: ¿UN SATANISTA EN MI FUNDACIÓN CRISTIANA?

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finally a cartoon with pac!

“why are all anime characters white”

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WE HAVE WON!

Our fort has won the war! sure we may have spilled some water and made a lot of cardboard pulp but we won’t be cleaning it since we won! ...actually we’re scared of what florence will do if she finds out what happened so we’re probably gonna clean too

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*Blair walks away slowly* this was your doing Blair...

THE BATTLE IS LOST. FORT ASSHOLE IS WET. WE’VE LOST TO THE SCIENTISTS AND FORT ASSHOLE’S LEADER HAS FALLEN. IT WAS NOT WITHOUT CASUALTY ON THEIR SIDE.

someone grab a mop ;_; dear god they had super soakers and water sword sabres

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“WHILE YOU WERE TALKING TO ME, I STUDIED THE BLADE BLAIRE” *grabs katana and swings at him*

@ask-scpscientistsqaud Blair, join me. You know you’re on the wrong side. Remember our football game together? You wouldn’t betray me now would you?

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“WAIT WHAT! BLAIRE ITHOUGHT WE WHERE BFF NAME BUDDIES!”

@ask-scpscientistsqaud Blair, join me. You know you’re on the wrong side. Remember our football game together? You wouldn’t betray me now would you?

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“FI N E OK AY ILL JOI N YOU” - Blair

@ask-scpscientistsqaud Blair, join me. You know you’re on the wrong side. Remember our football game together? You wouldn’t betray me now would you?

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“WAIT WHA-” jody falls over due to being hit in the face with a... umbrella...

THE ENEMY THINKS SIMPLE “REBLOGS” WILL END US, HOWEVERWE CAN SEE THEIR THREATS WILL FALL FLAT

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“yOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART BLAIRE, MY H E AR T”

@ask-scpscientistsqaud Blair, join me. You know you’re on the wrong side. Remember our football game together? You wouldn’t betray me now would you?