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The scroll-keeper just called me a bitch

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All these tomes, all these founts of knowledge, and I can’t seem to find a single miniscule sentence stating when and where I asked for your useless opinion.

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Scroll-Keeper! Might I have– hmmm– a word? It would seem that there are other versions of me and other Skeksis. Do your scrolls have any meaning for this? Tried asking Scientist and have recieved no answer! @chamberlain-skeksil

     “Ah, SkekSil. I have talked to you earlier today. Or more accurately as you have just alluded to prior, an alternate you.”     “This realm that we’ve been conversing through with the aid of the unique handheld devices The Scientist has equipped us with seems to open itself to a worldwide- No, no, no, scratch that. A multiverse-wide rift of communication. Allowing us to access information seemingly endlessly from an array of alternate timelines, universes, and selves. It’s utterly fascinating to say the least!”      “But I won’t lie when I say that there are some more... Disturbed universes out there. And stumbling upon yourself, more accurately a mirrored you that could reflect any aspect of yourself that you hide deep away, or an exaggerated trait you already have; is uncanny to say the least. And there are other selves and worlds out there that make the most vile of us seem like saints. Those are realms I do not wish to venture into.”     “Although, it is rather interesting to see how certain acts played out for our alternate selves so we may not repeat the same mistakes. It’s a historical breakthrough that I can’t wait to document further!”      “Oh what a skeksis wouldn’t give to be me~ Making history not once, but twice! How does that make you feel as the emperor’s precious right hand Chamberlain?”

DYOO-HOO-HOO!

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Make sure to practice self care!

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....You doing okay over there?

    “Things have been rather monotonous. Doesn’t help that the ask box is a bit dry.” *Sigh*...     “I guess I’ll just be reading in solitude, all alone amongst my labyrinthian domain of tomes until someone needs me for some... Ridiculous task.”      The Scrollkeeper gives a dramatic and overblown sigh as he licks his fingertip and turns to the next page of the novel he was reading in the candlelight of his writing chair. He takes a moment to look over his shoulder to see if anyone has noticed him, and then immediately returns to pretending to engross himself in a tale he’s already read forwards and backwards.

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Hmmmm ! Well isn't it beloved Scroll Keeper, yes ? What have you been up to besides reposing around the castle ? (just a jest <3)

“Documenting, keeping records up to date… The usual. What do you want Chamberlain?”

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How would you react if a human was in the library reading your books?

“As long as they take care not to damage anything or speak too much I don’t see any harm in it. I admire the pursuit of knowledge that sparks in some beings. Although… I’ll definitely have to keep a close eye on them. I don’t quite trust humans very easily. They’re much too… curious for their own good.

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Skekok are you alive? Have you lost yourself in your scrolls?

“Work is as taxing as ever, but I am still alive and well. A job worth doing it worth doing well. And I think I deserve a bit of a break after al that work. That little hibernation spell did wonders.”

“Also OF COURSE I’M ALIVE! Don’t you remember that we’re immortal? Or were you too busy daydreaming about sweets to remember you avoirdupois imbicile.”

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@ask-skekok-the-scroll-keeper Is back! Feel free to interact, ask and RP!

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Isn’t that what marriage is all about?

Stop squealing about your books and come out for a walk. I heard the view from the castle tops is really pleasant today...or whatever.

     “Oh my! This is new~ Once I finish this last document on sifan/spriton trade relations, I shall be more than happy to join you. It’s quite the nice surprise that you’re motivated to do this sort of thing, usually I’m the one to fetch you! Anything in specific you’d like to talk to me about? Or is the sky just that gorgeous today?”

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     “Well judging by the correct time, that’s only about two hours ahead. Lets be off then hmm? I have to drop off these scrolls on the way out regardless. Let’s just have a nice time at the topmost castle balcony.”

Stop squealing about your books and come out for a walk. I heard the view from the castle tops is really pleasant today...or whatever.

     “Oh my! This is new~ Once I finish this last document on sifan/spriton trade relations, I shall be more than happy to join you. It’s quite the nice surprise that you’re motivated to do this sort of thing, usually I’m the one to fetch you! Anything in specific you’d like to talk to me about? Or is the sky just that gorgeous today?”

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Stop squealing about your books and come out for a walk. I heard the view from the castle tops is really pleasant today...or whatever.

     “Oh my! This is new~ Once I finish this last document on sifan/spriton trade relations, I shall be more than happy to join you. It’s quite the nice surprise that you’re motivated to do this sort of thing, usually I’m the one to fetch you! Anything in specific you’d like to talk to me about? Or is the sky just that gorgeous today?”

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Let's say, hypothetically, that you and I are classmates in Philosophy 101. And now let's say that we're about to take our final. You forgot to bring a pencil, so you turn to me and ask to 'borrow' a pencil. Ok, so you want ME to spend MY hard earned money just so you can take your exam. That’s in fact communism! Now I love my country, which means that I don’t support communism. Of course you might claim that it’s not That Big of A Deal to lend you a pencil for the duration of the exam. False.

     “Bold of you to assume I don’t always have 17 ink quills on me at all times. Get on my level you sniveling smipp.”

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...11m3 k1n9

    “Now what in blazes does this say...”

“!!!”

LIME KING?!?

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Tell Ath I love him, NOW

“He will be told as such. The popularity he seems to have fostered better not get to his head! But do remember this is My ask blog! I’m very happy you’re keen to make friends with my crawlie, but do remember This is Ask-SkekOk-The-Scroll-Keeper, not Ask-SkekOk-The-Father-about-his-skekling.”

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Stop allowing your offspring to climb on things. It isn't. Safe. I'm not getting him down for you. Again. - @keeperofthecrystalforge

“Oh please!”

“You act as if I allow him to roam about the castle as he pleases! I make sure to keep a keen eye on where he is and isn’t allowed to climb. He needs his excercise! I don’t allow him to venture any higher than I can reach.”