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I-I thought you were a dog the entire time. . . ?

Hey can I ask what offer you’re talking about?

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Hey can I ask what offer you’re talking about?

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*Sugar plays with Spider-Ham and wins the game licking him in the face and then panting happily* *Sugar then goes to the bathroom and then barks happily never wanting to return to his original human life as he pants happily like the dog he had degraded into*

You sometimes concern me, Sugar. You were once a human?

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A heads up for y’all:

Tumblr is apparently getting pretty serious about deleting people with multiple unused URLs for violating community guidelines. If you’re going to use multiple URLs for whatever reason (you’re saving one for a cool blog idea you’ve got, you’re seeing what combos of header and background the blog generator spits out, you’re a pastel moodboard blogger and you’ve gotta differentiate between dusty rose, millennial pink, and rose gold, you’re trying to follow in aquafresh’s steps and re-start woody’s roundup) - WHATEVER the reason - you have to use those blogs like blogs. If you’ve got an empty sideblog URL (even just ONE empty blog) Tumblr may decide to treat it like a bot and delete your whole ass blog.

This is ESPECIALLY true if there’s a recent uptick in bot activity on tumblr (and I can’t be the only one who has gotten twenty messages about “pics for u” this week).

So if you’re generating new URLs please put something on them.

Signed,  - that weirdo with a million sideblogs who doesn’t want to see you get deleted

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NONONONO

I POSTEDALL OF THAT ON THEWRONG BLOG AAAAA

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*Sugar/Spider-Pup (formerly a human) had mutated into a 90 foot brown bear and approaches Spider-Ham still acting like a small little puppy but had lost all of his memories, intelligence and sapience being nothing more than a pet for the animal world*

Oh my ham are you okay??

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Ooc:

((Hey everyone, after a while of improving my mental and physical health, I’m back! Please send in any asks because now I am able to answer))

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ooc:

((Hey everyone, i just wanted to let you all know that i have to go to the doctors tomorrow to get my heart checked, so ill have a lot of time to answer questions while i wait!!!))

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Hey there spider ham! Just came to ask a simple question, what was your first impression about the rest of the spider-people?

Great question! At first I was confused by them all, especially miles who only just became spider-man! But I grew to love them, and I’m currently working on signing some trans-dimensional adoption papers

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Oh boy I’m going to need a bath after this-

*I approach Spider-Ham panting and barking happily now that I’m his pet*

Hi there Puppy! Can I still call you spider-pup?

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*I approach Spider-Ham and pounce on him licking him in the face then pant happily with my tongue lolling outside of my mouth*

Woah! You’re very strong puppy!

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*I approach Spider-Ham panting and barking happily now that I’m his pet*

Hi there Puppy! Can I still call you spider-pup?

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Spider ham says: remember to focus on your physical health too! Don’t ignore what your body tells you!!

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Yeah of course! I would love to play fetch with you!!

Can I be your pet?

A dog! Well, while I love dogs, where I come from they’re not pets they’re coworkers! But I would love to have you as a sidekick! You could be….

Spider-pup!!

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I mean I guess you can, but I won’t do any of the usual things someone does to their pet. I won’t put you outside or anything like that, you’ll be like my friend more than anything

Can I be your pet?

A dog! Well, while I love dogs, where I come from they’re not pets they’re coworkers! But I would love to have you as a sidekick! You could be….

Spider-pup!!

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Oh I see... I don’t really believe that someone as smart as you should be anyone’s pet however! You are so much more than just a human’s pet!

Can I be your pet?

A dog! Well, while I love dogs, where I come from they’re not pets they’re coworkers! But I would love to have you as a sidekick! You could be….

Spider-pup!!

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But....but I AM from the real world....right? There are different universes, but they’re all real

Can I be your pet?

A dog! Well, while I love dogs, where I come from they’re not pets they’re coworkers! But I would love to have you as a sidekick! You could be….

Spider-pup!!