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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.

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The Count of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas

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really really wanting to write because it’s liberating but being too burnt out to do so… like brain, chill and let me do my thing please, you’re being kinda rude 😔

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may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

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Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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My improv entry for @enterthepolinverse's event, Week 2 — Modern Era, Colin vs Pen's very motitvational poster

Based on:

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Dark under eye circles to complete the fit…

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Bridgerton (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Benedict Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington Characters: Benedict Bridgerton, Penelope Featherington, Minor Characters Additional Tags: Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Strangers to Lovers, idiots to lovers, Fools to Extreme Fools, BAMF Penelope Featherington, Simp Benedict Bridgerton, POV Penelope Featherington, Pen takes Ben hostage (Not literally), It all happens in one day, Chaos, Humor, Light Angst, Drama & Romance, Horny Penelope Featherington, Slut Benedict Bridgerton, (This tag was important, you’ll understand after reading), Oral Sex, Sex, Intimacy, Complete, One Shot Summary:

Penelope is a mess, her professional and love life is in shambles. On top of everything, she is running late for the most important job interview. Adding to her misery, someone bumps into her and ruins her expensive shirt. But she is not giving up, even if she has to force the pretty stranger to help her.

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2025 Rare Pair Week - Everybody loves Penelope - Day 3 (X to lovers) - Strangers to Lovers, Idiots to Lovers.

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You were made for twilight. For beds left unmade and mouths that remember the shape of your name even in sleep. Every time you pass me in the hallway, I wonder what your skin would sound like beneath my hands.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Bridgerton (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Anthony Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington, Benedict Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington, Anthony Bridgerton/Benedict Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington Characters: Anthony Bridgerton, Benedict Bridgerton, Penelope Featherington, Minor Characters Additional Tags: Regency Romance, Threesome - F/M/M, No Incest, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Tower Bridge Sex Position, Romance, Simp Anthony Bridgerton, Simp Benedict Bridgerton, POV Penelope Featherington, BAMF Penelope Featherington, Penelope Featherington Needs a Hug, She will get a lot more than hug, Author's first threesome, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Not Beta Read, Wet & Messy, Intimacy, Emotional Sex Summary:

During Colin Bridgerton’s engagement ball at Aubrey Hall, guilt stricken Violet Bridgerton forces Penelope to dance with almost every available bachelor. But the viscount and spare are nowhere to be seen.

When Penelope managed to escape the ballroom, Benedict Bridgerton appear with a promise of respite, but should she trust him?

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2025 Rare Pair Week - Everybody loves Penelope - Day 5 (Make You Mine - Claiming)

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Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Bridgerton (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Benedict Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington Characters: Benedict Bridgerton, Penelope Featherington, Colin Bridgerton, Anthony Bridgerton, Violet Bridgerton, Minor Characters Additional Tags: Season 3 AU, Regency Romance, BAMF Penelope Featherington, Penelope Featherington Needs a Hug, POV Penelope Featherington, POV Benedict Bridgerton, Protective Benedict Bridgerton, Colin Bridgerton Being an Asshole, Colin Bridgerton Bashing, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Baggage, Unplanned Pregnancy, Friendship/Love, Eventual Romance, Benedict Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington Happy Ending, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Rating May Change, Eventual Smut, Eventual Fluff Summary:

When Colin accuses Penelope of 'planned entrapment,' she chooses her pride and breaks off the engagement.

But the consequences does not end at broken relationships. She is expecting Colin Bridgerton’s child, the very man who blamed her of scheming the act of love to entrap him.

Betrayed, unmarried and pregnant, Penelope turns to the most unexpected man for help.

Or

The story where Penelope stood for herself, Benedict stood by her side and threads of fate entangled them in an unexpected, unnamed relationship.

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2025 Rare Pair Week - Everybody loves Penelope - Day 4 (Lyrics to Lines)

[I will also try to add Day 7 (Pregnancy) to this story only]

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Bridgerton (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Benedict Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington Characters: Benedict Bridgerton, Penelope Featherington, Minor Characters Additional Tags: Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Strangers to Lovers, idiots to lovers, Fools to Extreme Fools, BAMF Penelope Featherington, Simp Benedict Bridgerton, POV Penelope Featherington, Pen takes Ben hostage (Not literally), It all happens in one day, Chaos, Humor, Light Angst, Drama & Romance, Horny Penelope Featherington, Slut Benedict Bridgerton, (This tag was important, you'll understand after reading), Oral Sex, Sex, Intimacy, Complete, One Shot Summary:

Penelope is a mess, her professional and love life is in shambles. On top of everything, she is running late for the most important job interview. Adding to her misery, someone bumps into her and ruins her expensive shirt. But she is not giving up, even if she has to force the pretty stranger to help her.

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2025 Rare Pair Week - Everybody loves Penelope - Day 3 (X to lovers) - Strangers to Lovers, Idiots to Lovers.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Bridgerton (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Benedict Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington Characters: Benedict Bridgerton, Penelope Featherington, Eloise Bridgerton Additional Tags: Season 3 AU, POV Benedict Bridgerton, Simp Benedict Bridgerton, Benedict is down bad, There is some blood but it's all romantic, Blood and Injury, But it's not gore, I'm saying again, blood is part of the romance, Tags have more blood than the story, Romance, Drama & Romance, Light Angst, Angst and Feels, Benedict will suffer a little but he is happy about it so you should be too, Happy Ending, Epilogue, BAMF Penelope Featherington, Protective Benedict Bridgerton Summary:

Benedict Bridgerton is a huge admirer of Lady Whistledown, so much so that he would marry happily if she were to become his wife.

But what will he do after finding out the real identity of Lady Whistledown?

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2025 Rare Pair Week - Everybody loves Penelope - Day 2 (What if x had a crush on Pen).

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Bridgerton (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Benedict Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington Characters: Benedict Bridgerton, Penelope Featherington, Colin Bridgerton Additional Tags: POV Benedict Bridgerton, Benedict Bridgerton Needs a Hug, Penelope Featherington Needs a Hug, 2025 Rare Pair Week - Everybody loves Penelope, Season 2 AU, Post Season 2 AU, So the best solution is they hug each other, Colin Bashing, Romantic Benedict Bridgerton, Drama & Romance, Light Angst, Letters, Love Letters, Happy Ending Summary:

When Penelope runs away with tears in her eyes and Colin’s laughter ringing behind her, Benedict follows her instead of confronting Anthony.

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Hurt by the world, two most unexpected hearts turns to each other.

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2025 Rare Pair Week - Everybody loves Penelope - Day 1 : Open Season (What happens after Colin Bridgerton declares that he will never court Penelope Featherington).

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Ongoing

“she will be a great wife, believe me.” Benedict said nothing, even if it was so loud in his mind, he could not ask if he will be a good enough husband.

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