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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SHIZUN!!! Did you get any cool presents this year? I heard A-Luo was going to pick some flowers for you.

Hmm… although they might be from the succubus territories…

Binghe somehow managed to trip over his own feet and plunge right into the river along with those flowers... He seemed devastated, so I gave him a blanket and he's warming up inside my house.

As for presents, Liu Qingge gave me more funny, fuzzy creatures. Yue Qingyuan just looked at me sadly for ages, which was awkward, but better than Shang Qinghua trying to rope me into "hitting the town" with him...

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do you think Liu qingge could do a sonic rainboom

I fucking hope so.

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Who would win? 1 billion lions or one of every Pokémon?

Pokémon. Do the lions have the ability to spit fire? I don't think so. You know who does?

CHARMANDER.

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... I'd love to complain, but I suppose I died from being chronically online.

Being rated worse than Qi Rong does feel like an insult, though...

Which MXTX Character Would Be Most Insufferable Online?

Full Bracket

(Bonus match theme: Dudes whose inner monologues instantly transform any scene into angry-rant-based comedies)

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I'm calling fries chips, chips crisps and having my daily tea IM BEING COLONIZED HELP ME BEFORE ITS SPREADS TO MAKE THEM HOTTER

[OOC! OOC!]

lmao, sucks to be you, bro, im one of them. i love crisps, they're nice and salty.

join the dark side, we have fish and chips and a left-wing governement

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Shizun, can I have a headpat? I've been really good and haven't caused any problems for at least a week! Pleeeease?

Alright, fine, but you better promise not to cause any more problems for the next week! No eating any more paint!

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Does a bowl of rice crispies cereal that you left out too long count as congee?

No, it counts as a health hazard. Stop trying to eat it.

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Shizun, willl you read me a bedtime story?? And make sure there’s no monsters under my bed :(

Will you read me The Resentment of Chunshan? I heard it’s got a really good twist.

I will check under your bed for monsters but I will not read you a bedtime story. And stay away from that stupid RPF, it's a blight upon mankind.

Please.

Please don't go near it.

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How did you manage?

With so much mental fortitude that I definitely don't have.

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Shizun! Do you miss ramen? Did you have a favorite flavour? Can Binghe make ramen?

Honestly, yeah, I do miss instant ramen. My local convenience store sold a really nice pork variety.

But Binghe makes ramen so fabulous and fantastic that I can't quite say I miss it, because that feels silly.

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Are you gay

I don't think I can do those things with a man and try say I'm not gay... But the man was Binghe and he transcends everything, so I'm sure there's a bit of leeway.

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shizun do you support lgbtq+

Judging by the fact I married a man, I think I have to be.

I don't approve of whatever Airplane-bro has going on, though, just because he's there.

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Shizun who is Shen Yuan? Is it a relative of urs?

............. Let's stop talking for a while.

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Shizun, did you ever read Liu Mingyan's ...works about you and Luo Binghe?

Not willingly. But yes. Binghe read them to me for... inspiration, one night.

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Shizun who's this Shaun guy? He can't be a better housewife than meeeeeeee

-lbh

Don't worry, Binghe, you're definitely a better housewife. I don't know who Shaun is either, I think your fellow disciples are a bit insane.

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Shaun, Whos your favorite husband out of your whole harem 😻

...WHO THE FUCK IS SHAUN?!

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Shen-Shibo, why does everyone keep saying you have a harem?

Because I'm surrounded by whores.