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To the North
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ask-strelok-blog · 10 years ago
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Your link is wrong?????
Seems like you’re right… Sorry, I have no idea how this happened. 
Here is the correct link.
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ask-strelok-blog · 10 years ago
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Great news
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I just found a camera on some poor dude’s corpse near Rostok. This is fantastic. I got an idea that I will upload my videos to youtube so you guys can see the Zone, so I created an account on youtube. Check  it out here: StrelokCam.
So far there’s one video of a guy taking a piss behind a truck, but there will be more soon, hopefully about something more interesting, like bloodsucker village or what happens when you drink an entire crate of vodka at Bandits’ base.
I hope I get a lot of likes, I almost got beaten up because of that. Fuck you Zhorik, now everyone will know you don’t understand art.
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ask-strelok-blog · 10 years ago
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So how did you loose your memory?
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Last thing I remember was a Gauss rifle round to the face, and then I wake up on a table in some bunker and that fat guy tries to take away my PDA. 
Apart from a deathtruck ride I don’t really know what happened in-between.
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird -emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream” -no work ethic -lies around looking dead when overwhelmed -will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices -sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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You and possums both wear fingerless gloves, so are you actually a possum?
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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On a scale of 1 to balls, how much are you tripping?
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This much.
Wait, I think someone peed in there.
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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I know there were more pressing matters, but did it ever worry you how everyone seems to say the same things over and over? I guess the zone affects everyone in different ways..
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Oh, man. You’re right. What the hell. It’s fucked up. This is so fucked up.
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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M!A you're high for next 5 questions
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I made a new friend.
I call him “Grumpy”.
:)
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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What do you think of freedom? have you ever met Ashot and Yar?
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They’re okay to hang out with from time to time. 
And yes, I’ve met these guys. Yar is a good guy and a great technician, and Ashot… Ashot has the most annoying voice I’ve ever heard.
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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What a lovely day in the Zone.
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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Hey, Hey Strelok, have you ever heard the grand, epic and sparkling legend of Mitka Dynamite?
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I swear I killed that sparkly piece of shit a couple of days ago?!
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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Do you like hurting people ?
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Just stay out of my way and you’re good.
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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Did you enjoy going to the north, anyhow? Was it fun and exciting? Maybe pretty, even?
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…”Fun”? “Pretty”?
I guess I was… excited to find out the truth, but now I’m just tired.
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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Hey Strelok, which part of the zone do you find most terrifying?
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…X-18 wasn’t fun.
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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Yo, what's your favorite artifact?
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I don’t think I have a favorite. Every artifact is useful in its own way… except Jellyfish. Fuck Jellyfish.
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ask-strelok-blog · 11 years ago
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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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…and you’re expecting me to remember THIS?
(Shit, I still can’t remember my own name)
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