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Your link is wrong?????

Seems like you’re right… Sorry, I have no idea how this happened. 

Here is the correct link.

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Great news

I just found a camera on some poor dude’s corpse near Rostok. This is fantastic. I got an idea that I will upload my videos to youtube so you guys can see the Zone, so I created an account on youtube. Check  it out here: StrelokCam.

So far there’s one video of a guy taking a piss behind a truck, but there will be more soon, hopefully about something more interesting, like bloodsucker village or what happens when you drink an entire crate of vodka at Bandits’ base.

I hope I get a lot of likes, I almost got beaten up because of that. Fuck you Zhorik, now everyone will know you don’t understand art.

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So how did you loose your memory?

Last thing I remember was a Gauss rifle round to the face, and then I wake up on a table in some bunker and that fat guy tries to take away my PDA. 

Apart from a deathtruck ride I don’t really know what happened in-between.

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reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird -emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream” -no work ethic -lies around looking dead when overwhelmed -will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices -sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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You and possums both wear fingerless gloves, so are you actually a possum?

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On a scale of 1 to balls, how much are you tripping?

This much.

Wait, I think someone peed in there.

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I know there were more pressing matters, but did it ever worry you how everyone seems to say the same things over and over? I guess the zone affects everyone in different ways..

Oh, man. You’re right. What the hell. It’s fucked up. This is so fucked up.

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M!A you're high for next 5 questions

I made a new friend.

I call him “Grumpy”.

:)

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eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

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What do you think of freedom? have you ever met Ashot and Yar?

They’re okay to hang out with from time to time. 

And yes, I’ve met these guys. Yar is a good guy and a great technician, and Ashot… Ashot has the most annoying voice I’ve ever heard.

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What a lovely day in the Zone.

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Hey, Hey Strelok, have you ever heard the grand, epic and sparkling legend of Mitka Dynamite?

I swear I killed that sparkly piece of shit a couple of days ago?!

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Do you like hurting people ?

Just stay out of my way and you’re good.

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Did you enjoy going to the north, anyhow? Was it fun and exciting? Maybe pretty, even?

…”Fun”? “Pretty”?

I guess I was… excited to find out the truth, but now I’m just tired.

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Hey Strelok, which part of the zone do you find most terrifying?

…X-18 wasn’t fun.

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Yo, what's your favorite artifact?

I don’t think I have a favorite. Every artifact is useful in its own way… except Jellyfish. Fuck Jellyfish.

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

…and you’re expecting me to remember THIS?

(Shit, I still can’t remember my own name)