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Hear me out.

Throw the ball at the lamp.

Maybe it will unlock something

"Ja, genius. What did I really expect here?"

"...WAIT A MINUTE!"

"Was this under the lamp???"

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How are you, mun?

((Didn't fall in the hole to hell today, so good.))

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((Gonna try to do drawing. Feel free to send munday asks to keep me at the computer.))

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What's that round thing on the ground?

"Looks like it's a ball! That hollow-sounding kind that kids throw at each other! I wonder what it's doing here? Certainly doesn't seem like cake."

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Oooo are we chopping things up? Is that a drawer I see that could possibly be your first victim :3

"Nice instinct! Looks like we got a key! Not to mention some chocolate cake!"

"Sure would be great if we could figure out what the key goes to, though."

((key acquired))

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Maybe you’ll find a key or something if you cut into something?

"Wow, you guys really think I'm the kind of delinquent who keeps a knife on him?"

"...Aw, who am I kidding? OF COURSE I DO! You wouldn't believe how often an awesome guy like me needs one of these to get out of bizarre situations!"

((Knife revealed))

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Hmm, you should “is it cake?” everything in the house! Maybe you’ll find something inside?

"Alright! Let me just find...something...first. Erm...Ah-HA!"

"Alright! Where should I start?"

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Imagine seeing a house made of sweets in some eerie fog, couldn't be me, mate

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot I got lost in the woods while I was at a slumber party or something. Ate some weird mochi, found a giant gingerbread house, just a totally normal night in the life of awesome. You all should try it."

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Gil, you should totally go into that house. Nothing bad could possibly happen...

"JA, TOTAL! What's the worst that could happen, right? So far, so good, anyway!"

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I am sensing a severe need for silliness

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You think I'm gonna go down without a fight on booping? Hehehe on the game is on. Received my hundreds of boops.

"Uh...oh scheiße."

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__________

"AND WEST STILL COULDN'T STOP THE BOOPS! WE REIGN SUPREME, VÖGELCHEN!!!!"

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Did West have to remove my computer to make me go to bed? Yes. Was it totally worth it? UH, YEAH??

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Get hekking booped beech!

ACK! THE BOOPS HAVE COME FOR ME!

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Takes a lot of skill and speed to catch and boop a frog

NOW IS TIME FOR BOOPING!!!!

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Going to take advantage of your weakened booping skills

*hah* *huff* WHO'S WEAKENED BOOPS? *huff* HOLD STILL I'LL GET YOU!