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Hey guys 👋

My family is going on a trip to North Carolina, and we’ll be gone for the next week. I will have my tablet with me, so I may pop on occasionally- but my low activity will be lower :)

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Dude gant is flirting with the ghost of your adoptive dad.

“He seems to do that. Often.”

@gantofficer

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what is your relationship with Klavier Gavin? considering he disbarred your husband and all that…

“I don’t harbor any ill-will toward him, if that’s what you’re asking. Klavier was merely a puppet in the schemes that led to my husband’s disbarment.”

“And he is one of my star employees. I don’t remember the last time I had to nag him to catch up on paperwork, despite his seemingly laid-back attitude.”

@rockin-prosecuting or @rockgodklav ?

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What if I block all of the stairways in the prosecutors office so you can only use the elevator?

“You will be prosecuted for obstructing the only safe exits in case of a fire and then sued for emotional damages.”

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Jasmine: Hey Miles, buddy, you wouldn't happen to have any contacts to people who would be willing to help me bust a cartel ring. Don't worry I already have a certain whip wielding prosecutor on my tail to make sure I don't do anything stupid, just some extra backup would be nice....please?

“Perhaps I could assist some… however, if this cartel brings you outside North America, I’ll only be able to assist through the phone.”

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Narumitsu Week 2025 - Day 7 / Anniversary

So for the last day of NMWK I decided to polish the sketch I posted about a month ago for their wedding anniversary :D

Sketch below!

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Happy Narumitsu week!

“It’s here already?”

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How do you feel about me writing a fanfic about you and Mr. Wright as fantasy, medieval lesbians during a revolution?

“… no comment.”

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Just like me ^_^

“… no.”

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Why? I rhink i fit well there ^_^

“Still… it’s filthy.”

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Mr prosecutor do you like this drawing i made of myself !!

“… I think you should get out of the trash can.”

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mr. edgeworth if you had to pick one food to eat for the rest of your life and you couldn't eat anything else what would it be⁉️

“… soup.”

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What are people’s reaction if you were to forget your cravat and back up cravat at home?

“A lot of staring at my neck.”

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….aren’t you a jealous guy 😒

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a hypothetical question.

if I stole your husband for myself, how fast would there be a police troop and an angry prosecutor at my door?

“Three seconds.”

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Edgeworth, did you ever grow your hair out?

“In the past, yes.”

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bestie what do you mean that happens all the time. how often do people eat your cravat???

“More often than you’d think.”