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i can’t believe i forgot this existed for 4 months

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i know for sure there's someone who does!! >:0 i *know* you have a lot of friends who are just waiting for you to open up to them. i know i'd be! unfortunately i don't think you'd be comfortable with talking to a stranger

are they really

and yeah you nailed it buddyboy i think noone here actually knows me.

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ohh unfortunately i can't seem to find it either!! i'm really sorry! perhaps you could talk to someone who values you?

this ask sounds like you’d assume theres someone who values me and would actually be willing to listen to me

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what's the thought's room?

a website where you can dump your thoughts in and vent like no tomorrow but i cant fucking find it

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has anyone got a link to the thoughts room

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i know i said this like 9,87 times but i swear this time its a dog

i spent half an hour filling my canvas in black with th smallest brush setting possible it actually took more than half an hour maybe 2 hours or maybe 8 i have no idea for how long ive been sitting here tbh anyways all my bog are on an unofficial hiatus suck my foot

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TT: i proomiiiise, dont worry.

TT: went over it a long time ago it’s been like 3 years, been staying away from alcohol

TT: Yo, Lalonde. How's it going? {shittyswordsandguns}

(( @shittyswordsandguns ))

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TT: positive

TT: im over that shit

TT: Yo, Lalonde. How's it going? {shittyswordsandguns}

(( @shittyswordsandguns ))

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I slePT HOW DARE

mun: callout for @ask-the-dirk-lalonde is an emo kid and wont go to sleep

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mlmmodulis ha risposto al tuo post:           J                

   10/10 good shit 🔥🔥🔥 im love -dirkink   

buT ITS BAD

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c j s

C (done)

J (done )

S ( stamina ):

- three rounds and hes done,

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A J K N

A (aftercare)

- hella clingy after the deed is done, will crawl on top of their partner if hes expecially feeling the cling. also pretty sleepy.

J (done)

K (done)

N ( no’s )

- anything forced, painful in a not good way, watersports

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J

J (masturbation) :

- he does in like emergency cases or even like when on the phone with someone special ( programmed/ the other always knows )

also if you need a reminder that i cant fuckin draw nsfw under the cut

ewW

i cant anatomy or genitalia if u cant tell

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x because what did you expect

i was lowkey hoping i wouldnt get x’s cause i cant draw but i gUESS here it is

tHIS is so bad i can’t draw today also i had to finally settle on his sex urkg

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T and B

T ( done )

B ( fave body part of theirs and of their partner )

- of himself, his legs, and his hands i’d say. also the nose maybe?

- of the partner, it depends but he has a particular love for other people’s hair he’d play with peoples hair for his whole life if they’d let him

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X U T R O L C E

U ( how much they like to tease ):

- GOD he loves teasing but he won’t do it unless he knows the other one is down too

T ( toys )

- YEAH he has the katana dildo from a while agO still and ? some more. he doesn’t rlly use them alot but he’ll let the other use them on him

R ( done )

O ( oral )

- loves it, preference in receiving but giving is a 100/10 too, skill is pretty good but not godlike or stuff

L ( location )

- bed/couch are the best, but bathroom, any wall, chair, or even in some determinate public places under particular conditions are a highkey yes too

C (cum)

- he swallow

- facial/creampies/anything that includes cum on his body is a big turn on

E (experience)

- had a few goes, not like the sex god or anything but, he knows what to do when it gets to the situation

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D I R K

D (dirty secret):

- has a not so ironic kink for what he calls anime outfits

I ( how are they during the moment ):

- clingy much, lots of hugs usually, but then again it kinda depends on the partner

R (risks):

- yEAH he’ll take risks, he’s up to most tbh

K (one or more kinks):

- he got a thing for bondage