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[ask-the-former-broker]

Hewwo uwu, can you put on a maid dress for Cross-san and go to the infirmary just like RL Mikado?

“........” he crumbled a paper in his hand..he growled annoyed, as he got ready for a visit  

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Hey there, I'm the anon that gave you that tazer there. Tho, it seems it's not driving those perverted anon back, so I got you more gifts to help. I got pepper spray, a airhorn to use against there ears, duck tape to tape there mouths shut, and if none of those work, a gun, and no it doesn't have real bullets we don't want to kill them, it'll be hard to get rid the bodies. It has pin balls to shot them in the legs with, it hurt just as much though. I hope you like these, have a safe day~

“You are the most tolerable anon I met, this will even be really useful..very useful..I thank you kid this will be fun and useful to use.”

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Mr Syobai, I'm so sorry about the other anons

“I am sorry for myself as well...”

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*gives u the money* ty and i might come back again idk but i'm gonna go grill the baby bye bye :DDDD ^w^

“Good, it was a pleasure doing business with you”

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Did you know Tsurugi tops Yamato?

“Isn’t the Kisaragi dude dead? I didn’t know jack shit about the Kisaragi information, but Kisa guy died a while ago, and cop bitch is stuck in the wheelchair so”

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fine i'll take ummm 3 packs if that makes sense anyways i was able to buy a baby off of the black market <3 i still want weed tho

“233, for three packs, take it or leave it” 10/10 Honest Syobai complete!

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i have millions my g... i want the weed... if i cant eat babies i gotta smoke some weed :((((

“Look you either think of something else, or no deal..” 9/10 Honest Syobai, 

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MM, tase me like Tsurugi tops Yamato~

you were shot by Syobai no more horny 8/10 honest Syobai

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MAID OUTFIT PWEASE DADDY OWOWEOL

the anon got tazed by Syobai Hashimoto 7/10 honest Syobai

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Daddy,,,, are you free tonight?

the anon got tazed by Hashimoto “No I am not” 6/10 honest Syobai

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Put on the maid dress and go to the infirmary ☺

“..................Seriously?” Sy..Syobai? 5/10 honest Syobai

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Maid outfit. Now.

“................................” what have you done 4/10 honest Syobai

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I'm the person from some time ago asking for the weed. Can I have your whole stock? Thanks ^^

“Kid, we gotta come up with a better deal, I can’t just give you all I got..” 3/10 Honest Syobai

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.. the purple haired girl

“Ooooh that girl..” wow he really has a way of remembering faces “Honestly she is just some Mikado, Kanade wannabe. not even threatened by her she can bother me as long she wants as long doesn’t fuck with my plans you know? It’s simple”

Honest Syobai! 2/10

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Opinions on Miurya?

“I have no clue who in gods name you are talking about” Honest Syobai 1/10 (it wasnt specified so i am going with ten jtshythr)

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M!A TRUTH

you can only say the truth you cannot lie

“.....For fucks sake...” he wasn’t happy about this

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“Call me a bad person all you wish to cotton horns, I just know reality, and it’s not having the chance to be able to “change” its the chance to grow up, and learn the world is cruel and it doesn’t like anyone.” “....and also I don’t care what you are doing..just don’t try to tamper with my work..”

“c’mon…almost there…”

at last,the screen flashed on.a tall male jolted at it,as he sighed with relief

“huh…finally got it to work!sweet!”

in the background,you could hear the sound of voices.young voices.they were giggling,as well as just happily chatting amongst themselves

“i can’t stay here for long…but at least i can introduce myself…”

“the name’s Kazuichi Souda!and i’m the oldest member of the Warrior’s of Hope!!”

“could we maybe get a promo?”

and just like that,the screen turned off

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