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I LIKE PIES

/nice/"They're pretty okay, I guess."/I'd kill a man for a klondike bar/"That wasn't related at all to what this dude said --"/WELL IM TALK I NG ABT KLONDIKE BARS/"Jesus Christ dude..."/id kill u for a klondike bar/[Master reaches over and shuts off the camera, looking mischievous. No photo this time bc it's a joke ask and I'm a lazy shit]

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/no bro/ "I mean we've had sex a couple times..." /shut your hecking mouth/ "nah we both like pussieeee" /did i mention that this is being filmed/ "YEET" [David bolts out of the shot, leaving a fairly flustered master behind.]

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/buddyyyyyy, cmonnn its ya boi/ "Nutritious grass..szsss.z.." /shut the fuck up david nobody likes yoouuu/ "CRONCH" /point taken/ [You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood plays loudly in the background as they enjoy The Weed]

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"YEET" /jesus f-/ "I'VE BEEN SUMMONED" /the fuck man i thought you hated this shit/ "I did, until someone mentioned ass." /youre the fucking worst/ "cunt" /douchenugget/ [A long period of stupid namecalling follows.]

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/davids busy doing some sacrifice or some shit and im just chillin/ "Haven't done a sacrifice since that one skeleton whore, you know me better than that." /hes making dinner/ "Shut your fucking-" [The snippet cuts off as the camera tumbles to the floor.]

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/oh my god david i got it to work/ "Master, stop waving that thing around, you're going to give any dipshits watching a headache." /party pooper/ [David and Master are open for asks!]